43 Random Bits of Trivia That Our Parents Threatened to Throw Out If We Didn’t Dig Them Out of Our Childhood Closet
We’re just going to give these facts away anyways, mom!

On our most recent visit home, our dad was making these not-so-subtle remarks about the mountain of facts we still have in “his house.”
Okay dad, your attic, basement, crawl space and two spare bedroom closets have more than enough space to house these, but we guess we’ll get this burdensome batch out of here. Since our tiny bachelor apartment is already overflowing with facts, you guys can treat this list like a sack on the lawn with a big “FREE” sign on it.
There. Happy now, dad?!?!
El Soboo

Jaws

Red Lobster

A Clockwork Orange

Penis Statue

Goodwill

A Different World

Source: Television Academy Interviews
Gay Marriage

Source: BBC
Good Burger

Sly Cooper

Source: SimpleGamer
Pandas

Bruno Mars

TV Firsts

Girls

Star Trek

Source: Ars Technica
Paper Size

The Hobbit

Voting on War

Candy Bar Price Hikes

Movie Showtimes

Being Popular

Parasite

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Oliver Reed

The National Institutes of Health

Street Fighter

Vikings

Chris Hayes

Jersey Boys

Things We Put in Our Butts

Muammar Gaddafi

Gilligan’s Island

Saving Private Ryan

Source: The Independent
Bugs Bunny

Pet Hyena

Source: Cinemabend
Joe Rogan

Cheese

Phobias

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Working Overtime

Tom Cruise

Poop Bomb

Suffragists

Trout
