51 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of October 21, 2024

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51 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of October 21, 2024

Back when Sony first started to fear that the Zachary Levi-led Harold and the Purple Crayon might be a disaster, the studio attempted to pawn it off on Netflix. In particular, Sony worried that the film wouldn’t stack up to Inside Out 2 and Despicable Me 4 at the box office. Netflix smartly rejected the offer, and Harold and the Purple Crayon went on to do exactly what Sony thought it might: flop. 

News of the once-possible acquisition broke this week, with one Twitter user saying they would cause irreversible damage to themselves if they made a movie that “wasn’t good enough to be a Netflix original.”

Lucky for Levi, though, the killer Harold takedown wasn’t the only harsh dig to come out of the timeline this week. Other digital burn victims included an essay writer who doesn’t know right, the lack of QB depth on the Las Vegas Raiders and the most devilish song in existence.

Ben @defenestr8rboi. 1d ... I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you're Lori Lightfoot?? charlieputh ... 17 328 9.1K 280K
@akihikosgirl . 2d europeans when a country on a completely different continent does things differently : GIF ALT scarlett @sscarlettamelie. 2d i think just now finding out americans don't measure paper by A4, АЗ, A2, etc has actually changed the trajectory of my life 319 8.3K 134K 5.5M
Daniel @danielalwaysoff · 1d Was he cheating on her with Joanna Coldbeeronafridaynight and Tamylynn Apairofjeansthatfitjustright? Page Six Page Six @PageSix . 3 3d EXCLUSIVE DETAILS: Zach Bryan confirms breakup from girlfriend Brianna Chickenfry with cryptic message: 'I am not perfect' trib.al/f2uPPHw 280 5.9K 124K 7.9M
laura j. brown @laurjbrown 2d ... Today 6:17 PM You were a gleek yeah feel like i just got called a slur but yes Delivered 71 2.9K 44K 1.1M
x_X_I Love the Universe_X x @Universe_Lover. 22h ... a & PATRIOT VA Hear me out... this 1000 year old combo in many Asian 55 cuisines is good Lilly @lillybilly299.1d Hear me out..... ТВЫВРА ТРЕН I We ARC 899 Nutrition Facts - and DE See di SPICY LAOGANMA CHILI CRISP 1 PALEZ NET BIT SKIPPY CREAMY (200g) PEANUT BUTTER 255 3.7K 83K 3.1M
Rohita Kadambi @RohitaKadambi 2 2 20h This is gonna go quadruple platinum on MSNBC mom Facebook Molly Ploofkins™ @Mollyploofkins. 1d Roe, roe, roe your vote. a ROE, ROE, did REC YOUR OTE 3.2K 106K 2.5M 27
Queen of the Big Backs @MsBigBack·2 2d My dad told me that he's going to meet his girlfriend's dad. My dad is 71...I'm like y'all going to the cemetery? Now he's got an attitude 563 5.5K 104K 2.7M
taurus supreme @jaxajueny 1d I'm not sharing community with Colleen Hoover fans. I'm so sorry DAZEDBUTANXIOUS @DAZEDBUTAN... 3d It doesn't matter what type of reader you are, @perpetualpages in the clurb, we all fam 112K 127 11K 2.6M
@Lovandfear 1d ... apartment. i'm at my apartment 5 minutes ago + okay. i'm at my lowest limit wits q W r t e u i y o p S h d f a g j k | b Z X с V m n x 123 return space 74 8.6K 135K 1.8M
Khristina Williams @Khristina 1d The crowd just boo'ed Mayor Eric Adams as he was introduced to the podium at the NY Liberty championship parade. 62 909 5.4K 201K
jaubrey @jaubreyYT 22h Cleaning your house for the first time and finding a receipt from the Bush administration is insane Zack OIK @Asmongold.2d Replying to @nmplol Ok. This is a receipt from when I went to KFC in 2008 If Kamala really cares about me, what is she doing to bring back these prices CASH KFC STORE #X743717 BACK 6818 Westgate Blvd ON Austin (512)707-8494 Ti cket #4317 2008-01-29 12:34 PM X743717 4 5 4317 GIVEAWAY Cashier Kathy CASH 2P SPC OR DRK 3.49 Leg Thigh + Sm Msh/Grvy BACK! Biscuit a 2P + SQR DI, 1 .99 39040 ADD
Amizo @AfricanKhaleesi 20h lol he got so many white sons while his real son........ FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates.2 23h Denzel Washington says he feels like a proud father watching Paul Mescal in GLADIATOR 2. x 0:13 409 2.2K 52K 4.2M
lady W da mask @ASYSLUMM 1d yall don't wanna post the full item bc u know that regular ass red sweater not swaggy just jill 2: 2 just 2 jill @savagegoodboy . 1d thrifting in nowhere michigan rocks.. $6 0 1 2 345678 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 made in Italy 33 146 8.3K 305K
liz @AstoundingSwift-1d if stevie nicks clocked me this bad i'd die I'm envious of that. I hate it. About 10 years ago, Katy Perry was talking to me about the internet armies of all the girl singers, and how cruel and rancid they were. I said, Well, I wouldn't know because I'm not on the internet. She said, So, who are your rivals? I just looked at her. It was my steely look. I said, Katy, I don't have rivals. I have friends. All the other women singers that I know are friends. Nobody's competing. Get off the internet and
WhiteDudeForHarris @quadcarl_carl. 21h ... Did she buy this at the Newark airport? Isabella Maria DeLuca Follow @IsabellaMDeLuca This cost me $175. I don't care if you think Trump is mean DAS CRASS ATO BRASIL a ORGANIC GROUND BEE ORGANIC GROUND BEEF CLASSIC BEEF FART TOOPAN CA NET Wt. 10 OZ (1 LB) e NET WT. 16 oz (1 LB) PURE IRISH BUTTER 48 M3N KERRYgold e PRESERVATIVES 100% Kettle VK ETHICAL Small Family Farms HAPPY & Fire Tended by Hand RAISED EGGS HENS PASTURE Vital FARMS CLASSIC ORGANIC NE BI FRESH Made with AIR FORAGE OUTDO and SUNSHINE 2 LARGE EGGS GRADE A YEAR RO Stonyfield GREEK USDA EUT.
ruby @rubythevalley. 22h giants vs panthers with a perfomance by machine gun kelly might be the worst lineup in sports history NFL @NFL1 1d NFL Taking the stage at halftime in Munich: @machinegunkelly! NFL 2024 MUNICH GAME HALFTIME PERFORMER mg ALLIANZ ARENA SUNDAY NOV. 10 9:30AMET HOME OF FC BAYERN MUNICH 229 6.5K 92K 3.8M
Hunter* @y2khunter 20h he can do this in times square and he would get the same reaction dwayne @justlifeinnit . 20h remember when Lil Pump was surprised no one knew him in Japan? Why no one knew #LilPump in streets of #Japan 0:08 119 3.4K 99K 1.3M
hb @h3xenbrenner2. 1d pouring gravy into her boots m @PRADAXBBY· 1d this saint laurent bag 27 1.2K 42K 959K
rach @racheloftarth.2 22h ... It's not enough to hate Zachary Levi, I need the broadway community to send Patti Lupone after him 2 792 8.6K 134K
Austine @theereal_one. dd Santa claus ass tweet Araaa @shawntifying.1 1d boy dinner 36 73K 4.2K 1.3M
MrsRuvi @MrsRuvi 1d ... My teen daughter just asked to approve her plans for a date (on a Thursday night): -4pm dinner at Bob Evans -Antiquing after -park for pickleball -home by 9. My daughter seems to be 70 years old. 1,228 3,665 184K 4.4M
drew updates @grewdillis 2d i think 2021 is aesthetically the worst year of the new millennium so far. horribly crocheted apparel, checkerboard pattern everything, bored ape yatch club, montero music videos, this shit: CS G - 29 2.8 se the TE : 21 20 24 12 23 21 IS 20 160 4.9K 95K
Leah Merrall @leahmerrall.4d ... Huge matchup for people who don't care about baseball but bought a cool hat once The Athletic @TheAthletic 4d A It's Dodgers-Yankees in the 2024 World Series! A SPORT YACHT SANTA FISHING cafes MONICA HARBOR BOA Dodge HOLLY World Series 2024 Dodges ORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS LA STADIUM CS 378 9.9K 141K 5.8M
Alison @TradWife2049.3d ... 69 M Mom Did you or Dad ever watch Twin Peaks in the 80s? Or listen to the Smiths? No to both We were happy 135 6.4K 164K 3M
robert franco, wandering ronin @responsiblerob - 5 5d ... every time i see this poster i want to slam my head into a plate glass window OCTOBER 11, 1975. 10PM The writers are stoned. The set is on fire. The sound system is fucked. The actors are physically assaulting each other. The crew is in open revolt. They have 90 minutes to get their shit together or the network is pulling the plug. SATURDAY NIGHT Directed by JASON REITMAN Written by GIL KENAN & JASON REITMAN EXCLUSIVELY IN THEATRES OCTOBER 11, 2024 102 294 9.1K 442K
Nefarious Bits @BitsHammer 4d francis wolf @francisxwolfOct 6 the polish language has 75 words for onion and no word for job 173 1.9K 45K 1M الله heats !? @POCHOWEK footjob, rimjob, pitjob, blowjob... english reduces all the greatest acts of physical intimacy down to exploitation of labor. in polish we call blowjobs making ice cream because they are tasty treats made with care and love. the american mind cannot comprehend this 11:00 AM-Oct 7, 2024 - 30.7K Views 155 9.1K 102K 1.8M
BILL RYAN @faceyouhate 5d Because of SNL I looked up the lyrics to Hey, Soul Sister. I'd heard the song before -- there are some things in this life that you simply can't control -- but had never really *listened* to it before. Those lyrics are unconscionable. They are proof the devil lives among us. 500 2.3K 65K 4.4M
Red da Redz @shes_rADIAnt.5 5d Не got that civil rights era look (derogatory). no context college football @nocontextcfb . 5d 5 GEORGIA 2ND & 7 1 TEXAS 30 3:01 15 G 5-1 6-0 4TH 25 134 3.4K 54K 1.6M
one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX45... .4d ... what a storybook season for the mets PHELA 3 NEW YORK TM TM Spent three months as a McDonald's promotional campaign for some reason 2024 Mets 175 976 15K 1M
anania @Anania00.3 3d go ahead and pack it up cousin khia @KhiaKardashian. 4d 750 word essay due tonight and i have no idea what to right zeus . 0:04 201 6.9K 232K 4.6M
Tiger Lily @okahomadude. 5d ... I asked my toddler if she would be good and calm at the restaurant and she looked me dead in the eyes and said no mama. 22 129 5.5K 99K
wyatt pumpkin @WyattDuncan - 3d i would kill myself if they said i wasn't good enough to be a netflix original DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm - 3d Sony asked Netflix if they wanted to buy 'HAROLD & THE PURPLE CRAYON' from them but Netflix didn't want it. (Source: bloomberg.com/news/newslette...) N 920 23K 15 469K
@jazzraptwink.4d ik army recruiters be on yo ass like mosquitoes dior t @deeore5 . . 4d is it over for me 0.250 Class Overview M3 13% 1% F F U.S. Government Chemistry I в 15% 5% F +F Food and Technical Math II Nutrition II 0% V 42% F F Enalish IV в Study Skills 7 586 153K 14K
Big Perm @TheBigPerm . 4d $200 I'll do whatever 805 can you play Quarterback for the RAIDERS 893 7.6K 381K 28
Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp 4d Whether you're a fan of Hallowe'en or not, you have to give it credit for being the last line of defence against Christmas advancing even earlier into the year, a ragtag gang of goths holding the line against a battalion of baubled barbarians 223 4.5K 43K 903K
Peter Raleigh @PetreRaleigh.2 2d Generational loser. World historic. Nobody doing it at this level Mignon Memes @mignonmemes.4d just figured out why he's always doing this fuckass jump. He's trying to make an X because he thinks it's his fucking brand or whatever. Pathetic fucking moron. x.com/atrupar/status... SH 4.4K 277 78K 1.8M
Christopher Mac @motherquoter.2d Kathy Bates right now Constance Wu Follow @ConstanceWu Fucking hell. 2:34 PM - 10 May 2019 869 Retweets 6,991 Likes 314 869 7.0K Stuart #CancelBrexit O'Connor @ScreenjabberStu 18m Replying to @ConstanceWu Congrats on your renewal! Great news:) 17 1 1 5 Constance Wu @ConstanceWu 17m No it's not t7 2 30 6 Deadline @DEADLINE 2d 'Matlock' Renewed For Season 2 At CBS deadline.com/ 2024/10/matloc... 9 253 5.7K 227K
The Green Kasey @RawbertBeef 2d Probably a Mint Mobile ad or something. melissa @wadesknife. 2d RYAN WAS IN THE DEADPOOL SUIT TODAY WHAT IS BRO UP то 59 1.8K 122K 2.2M
bethany baptiste @StorySorcery 3d my mom got remarried to a white man and now they talmbout LASAGNA for thanksgiving. she's been colonized. aMC 6.5K 135K 1.1K 3M
Just Isaac @isaacturnersong. 3d You can't just boil rocks Onion Weigher @onionweigher.3d boiling some rocks 992 4.2K 141K 4M
niecy ass @fineassmarie6.2d Look like the little rascals tryna get a loan from the bank FearBuck @FearedBuck 2d Kai Cenat, Tylil & his boys dressed up like the Mafia while boarding their private jet 0:12 2K 36K 311K 9.8M
thomas violence @thomas_violence : 2d this feels like watching people talk to each other in simlish the way that every album this year has a distinct color 217 30K 1.4K del 1.8M tyler Follow @lemona1ide ILOVE albums that have a color to define it 522 19K 60 267K
Charlie (Let's Keep It Respectful On Here!) @Ch... . 2d ... Awesome that they were all able to get off work at the same time Mario G @marioagomez1.2d The Yankee wives/gfs all went on the road to support the guys ABOU NEW YORK NEW YORK NEW YORK NEW YORK NEW YORK NTW YORK NEW FORN NOW YORK NEW WORK OR NEW YORK NEWYORK NEW YORK NEW YORK LIMAHE 579 3K 134K 11M
tamra judgy eyes @tamrajudgyeyes : 2d ... every real housewife: Onikamala @OnikaMorganHQ.2 2d As a proud Fake-Business Owner, 3 299 3.9K 198K
M1das @M1das_OW2.3d ... Al sucks so much because a real artist drawing something this lame would be 100x funnier Jade @john_fallout.4d we're killing ourselves for this btw x.com/ RogerHallamCS2... 99 4.5K 125K 1.6M
indie @INDIEWASHERE 2d Andrew looks like he would've sold his entire family for some Turkish delight FILMCRAVE Film Crave @_filmcrave. 3d Baby Florence Pugh and Andrew Garfield photos shared on 'CELEBRITY SUBSTITUTE'. 199K 6.2M 223 12K
Tom Reagan's Hat @RufusTSuperfly 2d Thanks. I thought it was set in the Beverly Hills Cop universe. DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm - 3d 'DUNE: PROPHECY' is set in the same universe as Denis Villeneuve's 'DUNE' films, according to the show's exec producers. (Source: empireonline.com/tv/news/dune-p...) 289 4.2K 82K 2.7M
C-19 Contact Tracer @soft_bb_bug 2d ... S unreasonably funny to give ppl a thumbs down instead of a middle finger Brock @brockomole.3d EQUILA TAQUER TEQUILA 746320 427 22K 396K 5.9M
@inurorbits 2d im sorry you had to go through that andie @sabrinasandie.2d MILLIE BOBBY BROWN AND NOAH SCHNAPP WERE RIGHT BY ME FOR JUNO #ShortnSweetTour #atlantashortnsweet 882 34K 10 632K
Tony Vegas @tonypayments 2d She somehow managed to miss 0 Jets playoff appearances Bruke @BrukeFasil 2 2d My aunt woke up from a 13 year coma !!!!! 20 817 23K del 1.2M
Selena Gomez Charts @selgomezdata . 2 I think my account doesn't make much sense anymore 197 1.4K 33K del 1.4M

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