49 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of October 7, 2024

They look so happy, don’t they?
49 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of October 7, 2024

It was a good week for Kevin Smith. New Jersey’s favorite director on a budget finally wrested control of Dogma away from the monster that is Harvey Weinstein and is planning to soon make the film available to the public again through a slew of 25th anniversary celebrations. Meanwhile, Wendy’s unearthed something from 20,000 leagues under the sea — the Krabby Patty! The fast-food chain’s collab with SpongeBob SquarePants has finally come to land, but fans aren’t pleased about a certain rule that it violated.

News also broke of another Big Bang Theory spin-off, and this one is for the comic book nerds. Kevin Sussman, Lauren Lapkus and Brian Posehn have reportedly signed deals to reprise their roles from the original series for a new show on Max. This will mark the third spin-off from the original series after the recently-wrapped Young Sheldon and George and Mandy’s First Marriage, which is set to debut on CBS next week. The devil works hard, but Chuck Lorre works harder.

It was a week of great tweets, too. Some of the funniest included those about a stupid cookie, a life hack for glasses wearers and someone who would easily be outsmarted by Bugs Bunny.

BIG мо... @JaYunnaMonae 14h ... LAV My face when I wake up from a nap and Apple done got me for 2.99 5.99 10.99 15.99 324 13.7K 63K 1.6M
meeka @MeekyBlinders.1 1d a piece of my roomba broke off and it vacuumed it up. self sucking little freak 93 5,756 147K 2.2M
katie DE @kat1enotfound.1 1d this is how it feels to tie ur shoe in public 120 26.4K 271K del 3.4M
Mr. Emotion @mr_e_motion 1d Sent this to a friend who just had her wisdom teeth out mother we are sorry mother we didn't mean to be bad it's so cold where we are 173 4,548 100K 2M
gandalf the gay @beccaaabigail• 1d ... well, Clarice...have the lambs stopped screaming? NOOPY TOWN 52 5,351 51.1K 1.3M
jynx @jynxbby 23h the cool thing about this app is you're never the craziest one here 105 14.6K 57.2K 921K
nick got his 01 @spreen_co 13h for anyone who's wondered what an apple intelligence summary of a breakup text looks like Maddi Broke 1m ago 2 MB No longer in a relationship; wants belongings from the apartment. 126 2,740 77.9K 1.6M
Matt. @MattTheBrand • 1d ... The best part about driving a 2010 honda civic is you can just like bump into stuff. who cares 298 5,039 103K 2.5M
Anime Aesthetics с @anime... . dd ... STUDIO GIBBY 229 18.3K 165K 4.3M
MK @adoreanise 22h this how petty i am and i don't care JUL 23, 2020 AT 4:34 PM You replied to Suwu's story where this at 2:26 PM Suwu replied to your story really got 6 What's dem i'm not telling you because in 2020 i asked you where something was & you ain't tell me 657 11.9K 128K 2.6M
Tyler pronouns idiot Foster... 15h ...  Dan Aykroyd has killed and he will kill again wyatt murrayologist @... . 1d Stop associating aviators with a serial killer start associating them with dan aykroyd 20 750 10.2K 196K
faith!? @soggystyrofoam 19h what do you mean confirms AV The A.V. Club @TheAV... . 19h Al Pacino confirms there's nothing there after we die- You're gone dlvr.it/TF3fDw SCARS 656 18K 373K 7.5M
All about Steve @1StevieKilner 2d ... If anyone would like to see a picture of a gerbil hiding behind a blanket, this is your lucky day. 134 995 12K 218K
Why you should have a cat 2d ... Work drama 593 23.6K 204K 6.7M
Stuti Saria @stutisaria 1d ... my audacity What do u want out of a relationship Citizenship obviously Delivered 69 1.4K 17K 587K
Olly iConic @OllyiConic 1d ... AR if you have a disgusting hacking cough ask your doctor if the seat directly across from me on the bus is right for you 3 821 14K 260K
Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer - 1d The sign said no solicitors 292 15K 179K 2.4M
Gil, so confusing @GilroyMusic 1d The scientists after conducting the prison experiment: claire cottrill @clairo 2d stanford was crazy ! wow thank youuuuuuuuu 38 8.8K 104K 2.8M
cee @1ovesickangel • 1d are u flirting with me u liked so many of my tweets 108 1.7K 11K 356K
biggest seeing atz enthusiast @sanisoof... 1d netty ... being the ticket buying friend is not for the weak 90 5.4K 26K 645K
lesbian mothman @verysmallriver . 1d wish i was one of those moon goddess periods are beautiful types. my period makes me feel like dennis reynolds 26 3.2K 29K 493K
Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen - 1 14h incredible tv show title MILF of Norway 2024 1 season Overview Watch show Reviews Vi Cast 6.2/10 . IMDb 3/5 . Common Sense... > 21 45 1.1K 55K
helpme @truslimefrr 19h Next person waste my time just gotta die 130 7.3K 20K 516K
katie @focusfronting 18h ok you know what. sure. usweekly Us Follow ... Suggested for you Us Secret Lives of Mormon Wives' Demi Engemann Calls Ketamine Biggest Tool to Strengthen Her Marriage 107 1.8K 58K 1.8M
X @XOvellii - 1d ... it's so embarrassing when you pick a baby up and they start 49 crying 273 4.1K 35K 632K
amboo @mbrleigh 18h ... if I had a nickel for every time Netflix cancelled a show after one season, I'd have enough nickels to make my own show at Netflix that would be cancelled after one season V Variety @Variety - 1d Kaos has been canceled at Netflix after one season. The Greek mythology comedy series debuted in late August and starred Jeff Goldblum as the all-mighty Zeus. variety.com/2024/tv/news/k... 41 4.4K 53K 726K
High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry- 1d When HR puts a sudden meeting on your calendar 29 28K 1.2M 1.4K
Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY.1 15h Не manipulated me but he chose ME to manipulate 14 381 3K 85K
Cara Lisette @CaraLisette 3h Phenomenal opener to this junk mail cara. Monday To: cara. You have been hacked Hello pervert, I've sent this message from your Microsoft account. 25 184 5.1K 84K
skyee checking his following list @skyeeebby.20h @jynxbby 11:52 019 Followers 431 Following madisonbeer Following Madison Neer ... zayn с Following Zayn Maljk conangray Following Conon Gray Following heifawehbe Hoita Wehbo britneyspears 1 Follow XILA MARIA RI Follow chloeshayden 55 Chloe Hayden Follow 01100011.011... 3 follow cbwb اذكار ادعية 3.4K + 16K 453K
perfect angel @girl_virus . 1d rage bait often works on me because i was already angry before i read that 50 17K 102K 1.4M
greek samantha jones @cream... 4d ... she deserves greek citizenship at this point FILM LIPORTES Film Updates @FilmUpd... 4d Emma Stone is rumored to have shaved her head for her fifth collaboration with Yorgos Lanthimos. 73 4,532 109K 3M
Lebo Kgothadi. @LeboKgothadi- 4d ... It's okay to take off your glasses once you feel you've seen enough for the day. @boluwatife_szn - 6d adun, jr. glasses user to glasses user: 375 51.3K 199K 6.7M
suki @sukijadedd.3d ... are you stupid? me: Ahoy CG Likes 192 26.6K 215K 4M
domlzz again @domlzz.2 2d messaged someone on grindr and didn't hear back and then 10 mins later they've changed their name to 'MASC ONLY' 42 1,231 55.9K 1M
Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach. 4d people in the Midwest are so nice someone in the bathroom was like cocaine? and I was like I don't have any and they were like no I'm sharing 212 5,708 134K 2.3M
Meg @megannn_lynne 2d my main thought on JD Vance is that he would be easily outsmarted by Bugs Bunny 293 5,704 82.8K 1.3M
swamp hag @potato... 2d ... i love how bad europeans are at american geography. my therapist just asked if my family was going to be affected by hurricane milton. my family lives in new jersey. 747 3,912 115K 3.3M

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handy andy @andrewasei 1d ... The democrats with their weather machine 52 4,987 61.3K 1.1M

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CleverlyChloé @CleverlyChloe.2d ... It was called MapQuest and we had to print the pages with directions to places before we left the house. 593 17K 84.4K 2.6M
Mo Mohler @MoMohler. 3d It makes you annoying to your coworkers? NEW YORK New York Post POST @nypost. 3d New exercise pill mimics the effects of running a 10K-without effort trib.al/5rMJrKN 1072 159 2,130 68K 3.8M
Cornboy @effwhiteboy 3d ... thank you for killing me sir love your products Elton Alikaj @eltonalikaj 4d Hi @Tesla @elonmusk I live in Naples, FL and am trying to evacuate from incoming cat 4 hurricane #Milton forecasted to directly hit SWFL Tue pm. My '24 Tesla Model Y is fully charged at 90% but won't turn on. The screen is black. Your help would be much appreciated. Thank you! CG 298 12.5K 208K 4.5M

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janks @jmjanks 3d This girl found a note folded up in the back of her dad's drawer after he died and it said only open after my death and she was so scared to open it, and when she did it was the secret to beat the Cracker Barrel peg game lol have 6 out I / 6 remove to 15 3 a 4 8 II 12 is 10 6 / 4 5 6 13 7 9 10 / :/ 3466 $ we 1° لنا hr + wow 37.4K ... The fucking Cracker 222 Barrel code. 1,265 4213 189 11.1K
wamzy. @_waaamiii.3d Me on Netflix meme bastard @mask_b....5d what do you call this 482 78.5K 215K 9.7M
no longer borthday but still girl 3d ... HOLIDAY SPIRIT CALL IT HOLIDAY SPIRIT WHAT THE FUCK IS SPIRIT CHRISTMAS Pop Base @PopBase.3 3d Spirit Halloween will turn into Spirit Christmas at select locations this year after the Halloween season is over. It will have Christmas decor, apparel, gifts, inflatables, stocking stuffers, and meet-and-greets with Santa. SPIRIT CHRISTMAS = 299 8,932 122K 2.3M
wyatt pumpkin @WyattDuncan - 3d ... Ross: Let There Be Carnage THR The Hollywood Reporter 3d David Schwimmer stars in the all- new poster for the next season of #Goosbumps, titled 'The Vanishing' Goosebumps IT GETS UNDER YOUR SKIN THE VANISHING bulu Disney January 10 63 1,940 35.2K 987K
redacted @aquariusdays 6d i'm addicted to telling someone i can't stay too late and then hanging out until midnight 96 12K 113K 1.9M
gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi. 4d .. IN You ever get so lonely you watch a cult documentary and can't help but feel jealous of them in the first half 99 2,433 38.7K del 855K
comfy @ihatethiskid 4d ... Bought groceries and deleted DoorDash like it was hinge and I just got back with my ex 133 3,418 64.1K

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