45 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of September 30, 2024

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45 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of September 30, 2024

The week started off strong with a dose of chaotic good. Rob McElhenney cemented his status as a man of the people by sharing It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia scripts on Dropbox for fans, TV historians and aspiring screenwriters alike. Then, Spirit Halloween told Saturday Night Live exactly what it thinks of the show. After the seasonal retailer was the subject of a sketch during SNL’s season premiere, it took to Twitter to fight back, saying that the “irrelevant 50-year-old TV show” comes with “dated references, unknown cast members and shrinking ratings.” 

Then there was the requisite dose of good news/bad news. On the bad news front, Jimmy Fallon is reportedly fearful that a possible cancellation could be in The Tonight Show’s future. On the good news side of things, almost 25 years after the original, Anne Hathaway will return to Genovia as Disney announced that The Princess Diaries 3 is in active development. The actress is also rumored to return for a Devil Wears Prada sequel alongside Meryl Streep and Emily Blunt.

All the while, the hilarious tweets never stopped. Some of this week’s funniest included those about an NYU study for everyone, the power of perspective and the perfect way to respond to a wrong number.

David Weigel @daveweigel - 1d ... - concrete jungle where dreams are made of - nothing you can't do - streets make you feel brand new - big lights that inspire you Boo Radley @JustinRozell 1d Replying to @daveweigel Can anybody explain to me why the debate is in New York? 47 295 5.8K 292K
@farhiiiyaaa___ 1d Farhiya ... A will? I don't even have a way sab @Sab_G•10/23/22 How often do you update your will? 847 46K 271K 7.5M
TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @Technic... 1d ... Absolutely fucking crushed it on teams today lads Now 37 463 26K 573K 9.4M
Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn 1d I do not care about the price, I would do anything to destroy 4 of these and spend the night in jail Darren Rovell @darrenrovell. 1d New tonight for @astros fans: Electric Haterade - Minute Maid Lemonade, Hornitos Tequila, Blue Curacao, Sprite, Tajin rim, cherry and lime garnish. $35.89 for 16 oz. (via @AramarkSports) HOUSTON H ASTROS TM 13 23 677 99K
Bailz @BailzSmallwood 1d ... Spoilers for RuPauls Drag Race... THEY'RE DRAG QUEENS? 17 574 10K 124K
Diegetic @DiegeticMN 1d ... I have this same board hanging above my bed DULUTH HAUNTED SHIP TALLY BOARD DID NOT FINISH 2 9 PEED PANTS O 5 7 109 34K 2 1.3K
smthingdifrnt @Smthingdifrnt + dd There's a fox at the lesbian bar 17 6.3K 86K 1.4M
van haley @vanhaley_yt.2 21h ... no like youre actually joking right Find similar items $108.45+ Sunflower Beanbag Chair Plush Shaped Pillow by Visitor751 553 8.1K 200K 3.7M
schafer @SCH4FERR 22h ... I just got declined for a credit card because I forgot the three zeros on the end of my income so I literally told them I was making under $100/yr | am so so so bad at this I do not deserve money or credit 23 14 1.4K 55K
johnny-jane @deathstyles.2 22h ... something for everyone.... teens who watched 50 shades....... gay men really into nicole kidman.....middle aged women who want to fuck harris dickinson..... psychosexual film enjoyers from twitter..... populist cinema is back baby! A24 A24 @A24 . 1d Good girl Watch the sizzling new trailer for Halina Reijn's BABYGIRL starring Nicole Kidman, Harris Dickinson, and Antonio Banderas. This Christmas. Babygirl 2:26 RAILER 37 1.8K 23K 634K
iga @eddiesfatass•2 21h idgaf about fan service as long as i am the fan thats being serviced 2 284 1.8K 25K
kourtney @_specialkay_ . 1d ... Blocking is not enough I need them to wake up in a saw trap 46 6K 20K 369K
ag cook shady facts and updates @ytudaddyta... 20h ... conjugation gotta feel soooooooo good for the verb 2 247 2.8K 60K
Guess who @Dipolygabana • 1d ... nobody: not even a single soul: curiosity: Buff Bagwell @TexasChingon9/14/24 I'm going to kill this cat man.. 130 6.1K 28K del 711K
Janel Comeau @VeryBadLlama 22h ... me reading the all-staff friendly reminder email that is absolutely about me 15 1.9K 30K 556K
John Trumbull @TrumbullComic• 1d I had no idea there were 25,007 James Bond films. HGM Amazon MGM Studios STUDIOS @AmazonMGMStu.... 1d In celebration of James Bond, all 25 007 films are now available to watch on @PrimeVideo. prime Are you ready to get back to work? . 374 12K 181K 3.8M
@owenbroadc... . 1d owen cyclops ... guy told me he just ignores daylight savings time. keeps his whole family and small farm on normal time. never changes. said its only four months, who cares. inspirational levels of obstinate 192 837 14.6K 302K
COSMIC SLOP @afrocosm... 15h ... {meeting a beautiful woman who is actually into me} This looks like a job for The Fumbler 51 3,856 39.9K del 714K
Mic @sliccmic 16h me: I HAVEEE TO GET HIGH!!! me high: X 0100100100 1 9:00 YouTube Watch 30 Times The Glass Was Not Strong Enough 18 2,178 41.3K 678K
Arwen @OATMILKLATTE. 23h Nordic people be like I'm fjarting 19 866 12.1K del 358K
rachel coster @RACH4_theST... 15h ... Uniqlo is amazing if you like having something SOOOOO close to exactly what you want 41 1,588 35.8K 789K

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Kristen Mulrooney @missmulr... 16h ... Having a nice dinner with the family and my son asked me Truth or dare? so obviously I chose truth as the safer option, and he said Who do you have a crush on aside from Dad? and everyone went silent and stared at me accusingly. 55 182 10.3K 251K

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The Great Sage, PhD @Shriek... 18h ... Oh good it's actually a downward spiral Truthseer @goldraysoul.1 1d If you think everything you do is for nothing. Think again Just shift your If you think you're going in circles perspective 39 895 18.3K 252K
Julie-Mae! @juliemaexartt-1d You guys can pay me to start those for you Arby's Stan Account @shu_b0x.2d Ain't no way Runway Miu Miu leather keychain $480 12K 129K 3.8M 169
mrs papaw @mrsballs69. 1d Tumblr suggestions know me so well because yes I am in fact interested in this segamascot You seem interested Follow 82 6.7K 100K 2.2M
@charliekclly - 18h ... @charliekclly 1d i just remembered i can draw whatever i want GIF 329 18K 253K 3.6M
yash + -- + @dildoswagginzs 1d ... guys why is my screen time lowkey giving saddam hussein hiding spot 60m 30m 0 12AM 6AM 12PM 6PM 40 2.2K 68K 874K
Lover. @OhLyseDoIt . 15h It's up there ain't it @C2thal2thaIGG-20h Nobody: An independent woman, who don't need a man: 1.3K 23K 7.4M 326K
wasian doll @soberkravitz. 1d ... Asked my sister for her netflix login in exchange for my max and peacock 43 661 26K 478K

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not j*ss @itsnotjess123. 1d ... this is like Jesus breaking down the timeline of the Bible GHOST A CC VANITY FAIR 20:48 Demi Moore Breaks Down Her Career, ... VF from 'Ghost' to 'The Substance' | Va... Vanity Fair 67K views 1 day ago 15 2.1K 37K 643K
THE BOYS prime video @TheBoysTV / 15h KEEP ... AMERICA care DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm .22h Marvel and DC have lost the trademark for the word superhero ARVI (Source: bleedingcool.com/comics/ DC us-cour...) 328 13K 187K 4.7M
frankie @FrankieGPhD. 2d I asked my students today if they had heard Maggie Smith passed away, completely forgetting I had a student named Maggie Smith, who happened to be absent 513 13K 281K 12M
wengel @wengelll 1d ... i've been watching industry so i wished my friends in a finance a happy Q4 and he instantly goes we're actually on Q1 GIF 8 175 6,188 del 109K
OG'd on Life Itself @Ascended_... 1d ... my feed is unmatched The preacher AT АГГАКЕЕЛ 34m ... I think we're all gonna find that hell has no bottom 3 1 14 dil 164 Wacko Cacoethes @elusiveg... 8h ... donald duck has such a crazy fat ass 3 2 17 del 224 18 621 10K 169K
Mike F @DeputyWarlock.6d ... if i ever found out a mouse lived in my home, and he had a small archway in the wall, and he lived in there with small, real furniture, and he ventured out nightly to get one olive or a small wedge of cheese. i would stop at nothing to end his life. i would spare no expense 721 18.9K 250K 5.9M
Aurora @obscurepluto.3 3d this was far better than the live laugh love epidemic and you know this marioka @leamaric.4 4d This was the 90s equivalent of Live Laugh Love 260 12.5K 157K 2.5M
ama @ihcarama.5d ... it doesn't get more lib than sweet potato fries actually Shanedriskel @Shan... 9/25/24 Harris-Walz nightmare fuel. Mille Lite PILON the 195 1,766 120K 3M
wa$abi nut$ @bawitdabababe 6d ... about to show this dave & busters the dark side of alcoholism 165 11K 112K 3.6M
hannah @shamediarist. 6d ... who among us NYU is looking for people who smoke cigarettes experiencing financial difficulties to participate in a research study. 89 1,072 28.9K 872K
Hustlanani @hustlanani.6d Me: When's your birthday Him: here you go with that zodiac sign stuff Actually I just wanna check the court websites 137 9,717 79.4K del 1.6M
@Angelicali0 3 3d Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in 1,084 25.7K 227K 7.9M
@llouzzy 3d ... do u ever talk to someone and think yes this is why i don't tell you anything. 775 48.9K 257K del 9M
пух @NyxQuentiam - dd random number texted me yesterday Where are you, asshole? I like playing with toys and coloring in my coloring book and my favorite color is Blue Are you Roger 2 Quickly return my money to me | like bluey and going to the ZOO and being with my friends Oh, I'm Emma. sorry to bother you. Please forgive my rudeness, I think | got a fake number it okay I'm 6 Thank you, ,have a good day. 124 6,761 158K 1.9M
Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit· 17h It would be so objectively funny if this guy got hit by a bus Craig Brockie @craigbro... 2d I bet my mortgage Bryan Johnson will live to at least 200. Not because he spends $2,000,000/year biohacking his body. But because he developed the most evidence-based longevity blueprint anyone can follow for free: 27 145 4,807 117K
BowTiedYukon @BowTiedY.... 20h ... Wife asked our 13 year old to carry something upstairs for her Не said his legs were sore from his football game She asked Why are your legs sore? When you ran the ball you got tackled for a loss, you didn't run anywhere. You went backwards Tough in this house 148 622 18.2K 588K

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