45 Random Bits of Trivia We Wrestled Out of Our Dog’s Mouth

Hosed-off facts that are still good. We swear!
45 Random Bits of Trivia We Wrestled Out of Our Dog’s Mouth

Here’s a few bad boys from our good boy. He couldn’t help himself. Like your brain, he sees facts and just has to gobble them up! Your brain is a little less slobbery and it manages to keep them in one piece, but he’s a dog so we’ll cut him some slack. 

Come on, just look at that face! It’s way cuter than your gross wrinkly brain. Now wipe ‘em off and get to readin’.

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Winnie the Pooh

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The Alaskan Pipeline

A drunk person shot a hole in the Alaskan oil pipeline. 562 CRACKED.COM Clean up involved digging ditches and holes to cap- ture the oil, which was be- ing vacuumed into trucks. Daniel Carson Lewis had to pay for the $17 million cleanups and received 16 years in jail.

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Shel Silverstein wrote ‘A Boy Named Sue.’

Shel Silverstein wrote a song for Johnny Cash. CRACKED.COM The author of 'The Giv- ing Tree' penned many songs performed by acts like Waylon Jen- nings and Loretta Lynn, including 'A Boy Named Sue' for Cash.

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There was a Tinder match in Antarctica.

There was a successful Tinder match in Antarctica in 2014. GRACKED.COM A man working at Antarctica's McMur- do Station matched with a woman camp- ing a 45-minute heli- copter ride away.

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A dog wandered into the wrong home and snuggled in the owner’s bed.

A Tennessee couple was reunited with their dog after she wandered into a stranger's bed. CRACKED.COM The dog, Nala, walked into the home of Jimmy and Julie Johnson through an open back door after walk- ing two miles, climbing into their bed and confus- ing the sleeping couple.

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Wolves Make Safer Roads.

A researcher studying wolves in Wisconsin found that auto collisions with deer are reduced by 24% when wolves are able to colonize. GRACKED COM Wolves don't al- ways kill deer, but the deer have a fear response to roam- ing wolves.

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45 Random Bits of Trivia We Wrestled Out of Our Dog’s Mouth
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Lemmings

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