40 Random Bits of Trivia That Challenge Ignorance to A Duel at High Noon

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40 Random Bits of Trivia That Challenge Ignorance to A Duel at High Noon

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State rep. floats mandatory vasectomies for all boys as his state nears nation’s strictest abortion law

An Oklahoma state rep. suggested boys should get mandatory vasectomies in light of abortion ban. GRACKED.COM Mickey Dollens said that the vasectomy would only be re- versible when they reach the point of financial and emotion- al stability, and If you think that is crazy then I think that maybe you understand how 50 percent of Oklahomans feel.

PennLive

George, puppy-napper extraordinaire.

CRACKED REP. SANTOS: STEALING PUPPIES AND WRITING BAD CHECKS SINCE 2017. In 2017, Rep. George Santos from New York was accused of stealing puppies from Amish dog breeders in Pennsylvania and writing bad checks for over $15,000 in his own name.

NBC 

Ennio Morricone and Sergio Leone knew each other as kids. We weren't friends, we were schoolmates. I mean, we were seven years old so we were playing together, but you can't call that a friendship, said Morricone. CRACKED COM

Source: BBC

The older we get, the harder it is to get excited about spending time with people we hardly know. ORAUN We close ourselves to a circle of intimates an
WHY DO WE BLUSH? We all feel our cheeks redden and warm when we're embarrassed, but we have no idea why. Neither do scientists though. Ray Crozier, a
PERFECTIONISM LEADS TO BURNOUT. Mental health is linked to how tough we are on ourselves when we don't achieve what we were aiming for. THE QUICK FIX?
COM We dump THREE POUNDS OF GARBAGE into the ocean for EVERY POUND OF FISH we catch.
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A deer was caught munching on human remains in the woods.

A deer was caught munching on human remains in the woods. GRACKED.COM Researchers from Texas State University left a hu- man corpse on a 26-acre woodland site to study how human bodies decom- pose in the wild, and end- ed up capturing the first image of this behavior.

IBI Times

Embryos can be listed as dependents on tax returns, Georgia rules.

Georgia ruled that embryos can be listed as dependants on tax returns. CRACKED.COM Taxpayers in the state will be able to claim tax ex- emption for 'any unborn child with a detectable hu- man heartbeat,' in light of the Supreme Court over- turning Roe v. Wade and of the state's abortion ban.

The Guardian

People flying in and out of Dublin bring some weird stuff.

A tombstone accidentally left behind in the Dublin airport read you will always be remembered, never forgotten. CRACKED.COM Also left behind at the Dublin airport: a toilet seat and cistern, a life-size mannequin, hu- man ashes, false teeth and a glass eye, and a live turtle.

Independent 

Yellowstone Visitors Cause Traffic Jam Watching Majestic Bull Elk… Pee On His Own Face.

An elk peeing on his own face caused a traffic jam at Yellowstone. CRACKED COM Rutting bulls can some- times tinkle on themselves in order to douse them- selves in their scent and attract females, and hu- mans love to watch the majesty of nature unfold in front of them.

Whiskey Riff

Hasbro sold textiles scraps. M POTO HAlO RES HEAD -hu TACE KIT TUNMY o TAALE taaT 799 ANE ACE UNNY MAKES CRACKEDcO COM Before they were Hasbro, they were the Hassenfeld Brothers textile company. They broke into the toy biz by selling potato accessories, AKA Mr. Potato Head.
The chocolate pudding cans in Stranger Things were actually Vienna sausages. Ha Hiai shack PACK snack Pa XX CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE PUDDING PUDDING Hnt Hu
The Suez Canal has opened the way for invasive fish from the Red Sea into the Mediterranean Sea. Hebron Gaza Gaza Sirip ficoo Port Said Beersheba ir A
IN EVERY MCU PHASE 2 FILM, A CHARACTER IS SHOWN LOSING A HAND OR AN ARM. Guardians of the Galaxy Captain America: Civil War Avengers: Age of UItron Ir

Saccharin was discovered when a researcher tasted something sweet on his fingers.

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CRACKED.OON SKittles. wanted to celebrate Pride Month, sO they took out the rainbow from their candies. Some people were SaaS Ul confused, 8 Skittles
When Oliver Stone appeared on Jeopardy's special DC Power Players tournament in 1997 ... $4100 300 S 15000 uL V s 11000 11500. 3/. HE WAS ON ECSTASY.
A private company, Underwriters' Laboratories, decides whether products that use heat, water, or electricity are safe. UL Underwriters Laboratories In

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