35 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, October 1, 2024

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35 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, October 1, 2024

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One of TV’s most iconic bars may be opening up shop across the pond, as U.K.-based Big Talk Stores gained permission from CBS Studios to develop a British version of Cheers. While the cross-Atlantic television trade usually happens in the other direction, with British shows like The Office and Ghosts getting Americanized adaptations, this marks the rare occasion where a quintessentially American show will be exported to the Brits. Big Talk’s CEO Kenton Alley said the opportunity is a “huge honor” and that it will be a “huge challenge” to nail it. 

Elsewhere in the world, Flinley Craddick and Australia’s adaptation of The Office has gotten a big seal of approval from the World’s Best Boss. The Australian version marks the 13th iteration of the U.K. series that debuted on the BBC in 2001 and then exploded in popularity thanks to Steve Carell and NBC. The Office AU has already been receiving flack for its female-led twist, but during the Prime Video Presents: Trailblazers event, Felicity Ward, the show’s lead, revealed that The Office co-creator and star Ricky Gervais is “very excited about a female lead — just in case anyone is angry.”

As always, the timeline is a melting pot of comedy with all sorts of jokes to tickle your fancy. Today’s funniest tweets include those about Elon Musk’s 9/11, the rack of a lifetime and the emotional cost of living a stone’s throw from a good burrito.

yuu @yuuareaseal 23h Who put him in baja blast 31 3,540 33.6K 526K
bee @apiculaee 1d ... good taste can only be developed as a result of early access to the internet and childhood neglect 50 6,176 33.8K 494K
dij @dijon39.1d ... girl in thje elevator said im very pretty and gave me a handful of quarters as a reward thank you elevator girl 17 6,000 140K 1M
fursona non grata @thornhawt... 7h ... Done with self care. Time for others harm 2 159 1,063 29.6K
Louis Staples @LouisStaples.4h Tom Sandoval: thinfluencer @notgaynev... 22h U can come to my house 8:04 AM Where's your wife gonna be Delivered 8:04 AM She going away her uncle died So she gonna be gone the whole week SE party time 8-05 AM 7 209 3,153 136K
Mena Subaru @andyateacrayon 1 15h ... the mind @Fredward39485.... 2d sometime i feel like frankstein monter 9 314 2,440 164K
Princess I Mindfulness I Cons... 19h ... Caught my 3yo putting deodorant on her mermaid Barbie. Her: She stink in that water with them fish. 40 732 6,860 162K
Rahma @rahmaisnthere 18h me when I like someone and wanna continue the convo pupinia twilla @girlsyeaming. dd ? X 5 comments ... 5mo omg how do you make this Reply ... 359 20.5K 154K del 3.3M
ally @vampritez. 1d Um أ respect women enough to not hurt their vaginas that's why my penis is only 6 inches and a half and a half btw 190 5,859 162K 4.5M
Onion Weigher @onionwei... .1d ... I hold that the most abhorrent pizza topping of them all is tomato slices, because it adds nothing flavorwise that isn't already there while also creating an objectively incorrect texture and moisture level 93 326 6,014 del 110K
- - ARM - rachel calytrix @rccalytrix1 1d  i had work today :(((1) i i went to work today . (((((((i have a job and i had to go in for it today: 139 25.5K 141K 3.1M
BAD. @lohiii_.11 i look away when someone opens their bank app Hollyn @sadlifeebro 3d What's your contribution to the society? 349 54.3K 338K 7.8M
stavi garcia (bald bunny) @ha... 22h ... price I bought wings for my employees today and one of them ate 20 wings and then resigned 20 minutes later. Fair play 129 3,240 79K del 1.4M
MC Squared @mcsquared34. 1d bred menace 18 @averincm the problem with solar is we can't monopolize the sun or make it scarcer than it is MIT Technology Review @techrevi... -2d The problem is that solar panels generate lots of electricity in the middle of sunny days, frequently more than what's required, driving down prices-sometimes even into negative territory. Show this thread 417 29K 266K 3.8M

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zae @itszaeok. 1d touring apartments is so funny bc sometimes you know the answer is no as soon as the door opens and you gotta pretend like you kinda interested as you see the rest of the place omg 198 4,910 76.3K del 1.8M
iman @jedimasteriman 1d ... u think u have money and then suddenly В u need toothpaste n bin bags n toilet roll n washing up liquid and next thing u know ur SKINT 59 7,434 81.3K 1.2M
orbeez god @orbeezgod 23h Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn't send symbols on glowing screen 72 4,858 48.5K del 862K
Lira Mercer @Lira_Galore_. 1d GIF в I G GHETTO @peezy_te.1d Stay away from them bitches who always wanna go out to eat. 52 6,766 30.4K 1M
ang @cybermrcury 1d Hey can I text you some really confusing stuff or are you not into that... 7 1,600 9,185 163K
alexis kimberly @notsixela 1d I SAID YES!!!!!! I asked myself if I wanted to go to another concert 464 53.8K 238K 6.3M
WarriorPosting @FighterPosting 1d ... Bro is beefing with the hero's journey Painter Seap ALVIN... 1d If you actually like when movies do this you can kiss my ass END START Character completes their journey Character living in peace longs for with a newly discovered outlook more in life; Recieves a call to on life and possibly some new adventure with the potential to friendships or romance fulfill this yearning 346 12.3K 202K 4.1M
Ballsack Sports @BallsackS... - 1d ... BS $19 shipping????? Pass. DE 2021 COOIFY Codify @CodifyBaseball. 2d $1.2M FOR SHOHEI'S 50TH HR BALL MY GOODNESS Shohei Ohtani Actual 50th Home Run Game-Used OML Manfred Jr. Baseball Hit on Sept 19, 2024-Becomes First Member of 50/50 Club-Historic 6-for-6 Game-3 Home Runs, 10 RBIs-MLB Authenticated Pamfings Current Bid: $1,200,000 $1,464,000 wl Buyer's Premium ® . OFFICIAL . 13 bids Show bid history MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL late Place Rid Add to Watch List Shipping & Handling Shipping to us home address 20 1,854 65.7K 2.1M

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izzy @spidermannwh.20h ... a truly incredible show You weren't the only virgin in the room. There was someone else in the room? Like, filming us? 78 1,544 33.7K 750K
Dave t @da... 1d ... Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said You've aged quite a bit since this photo was taken. I said Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue. 290 1,726 38.7K 622K
Paul McCallion @OrangePaulp. 1d ... single use nespresso pod machine kind of changing my life:/ PAYSICS CALCOUN I have failed you. 10 101 5,569 119K
derek guy @dieworkwear 15h ... realizing i have to do these meetings for the rest of my life just so i can live within a 15 min walk of burritos kaylie @thjoyluckclub. dd larry david being so horribly framed is killing me 10 166 7,812 386K
allison chains @tarantulafood•21h ... im not clicking on this shit Courtney Love Teases Hole... P People.com 23 1,136 19.7K 293K
Léan @kyotosparty 1d ... My partner introduced me to an app that turns daily chores into RPG quests and it has changed me forever. I'm sitting here working and thinking 'I can't wait to wash the dishes to get some XP' 305 12.9K 218K 7.2M
evan loves worf @esjesjesj· 17h ... The immediate cost of 9/11 was around 35 billion dollars. This is how much Elon lost with Twitter. Не did a business 9/11. Culture Crave @Cul.... 19h Fidelity estimates that Twitter (X)'s value has dropped to $9.4B A 79% decrease since Elon Musk took over X 531 8,793 118K 3M
Heather Hogan @theheatherh... 22h ... The most maddening thing about having a cat is when you can't find them and start panicking and sweet-talk-hollering for them and shaking the treat box and nearing a panic attack-and they come yawning and stretching out of some nook or cranny like Wow, you are being so loud. 78 969 11.8K del 210K
Meg @megannn_lynne.1 17h maybe i'll bake apple cider donuts this weekend my brain i'll never get i think it is better. i'll never on an probably too late change. these for me to ever find fantasies of a autumn love happy life will only ever be evening fantasies walk party rock is in the house tonighttt whatever happened to them? lol 9 361 3,588 76.1K
izack @thatguyuptown- 19h ... I SAID YES!!!!!! my friend asked me if i wanted another bump 56 1,687 19.9K del 997K
resident evil advisor @d....7h ... September 30th October 1st Fans also like Phil Collins Peter Gabriel 7 315 5,470 136K
bethany @fiImgal 15h Did you know? The Substance (20... Trivia Quotes FAQ Goofs Soundtra Margaret Qualley had revealed in interviews that her breasts in the movie are not her own. They are a prosthetic designed by French makeup artist Pierre Olivier Persin. Qualley: Unfortunately there is no magic boob potion, so we had to glue those on. Coralie Fargeat (the movie's director) found an incredible prosthetic team to endow me with the rack of a lifetime, just not my lifetime. 46 814 24.8K 811K
trevy @chillextremist. 15h Extremely emotional image my friend sent me... 119 7,961 89.1K . 1.7M

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