51 Funny Holiday Tweets That’ll Fit Right in Your Stocking

Snoopy met Jesus
51 Funny Holiday Tweets That’ll Fit Right in Your Stocking

Though The Grinch managed to wrap up its ending with happy Whoville residents, a whole lot of singing and the somehow non-Cronenberg-ian process of a heart growing to three times its size, Twitter user midsommar_stan still has a question about the holiday-hating Dr. Seuss baddie: “Is ‘Grinch’ his name, his job or his ethnicity?” 

Whether you love the holiday season or take after Whoville’s resident green mountain-dweller, you have to admit that Midsommar_stan needs to be mentioned in the same breath as Plato or Aristotle, as this question has the potential to spark thoughtful debate for centuries to come. 

So, while you argue with your loved ones about the philosophical meaning of being the Grinch, we have more hilarious holiday posts for you to enjoy — they’re not on the same elevated level of thinking, but one of them does encourage you to imagine Snoopy attending the birth of Christ, so there’s that.

kie ... @criminalplaza whos like you are why he stole christmas btw tia @tiadeeznuts : Dec 12 how do you have a receding hairline as a baby don't piss me off 5:33 PM Dec 14, 2024 6.1M Views
Meech ... @MediumSizeMeech Jeremy Allen White look like your mother on Christmas morning when she know she got you exactly what you wanted PARM 4 CARMO 1:33 PM Jun 28, 2023 . 426K Views
jess ... @lavenderhaaze seeing that gingerbread beanie baby all over my timeline is so funny cause this little guy has been on my christmas tree every year since 2007 lol ty JINGLE BEANIES 9:17 PM Dec 16, 2024.2.2M Views
Mr. Chau ... @Srirachachau Ate too much at the office Christmas party so I've just been standing like this COHAZARD 9:57 PM Dec 11, 2024 567K Views
Rohita Kadambi ... @RohitaKadambi The Christ in Christmas is short for Christine Baranski benji @sevenbenjisins Dec 17 the real queen of christmas Versailles Room Welcome le the Peabody ..Oliver Wedding The Plaza 2:15 PM Dec 18, 2024 434.5K Views 7 1.5K 16K 265
The Random Recruiter Subscribe ... @randomrecruiter As our special gift to you, we'll let you out a little early at 4:45pm this Friday so you can spend more time with your family this holiday season 11:57 AM . Dec 18, 2024 . . 6.5M Views
anna livia ... @not_a_heather im a woman in my late 20s living in nyc with a bad attitude and a 9-5 job and the holidays are approaching. who is going to take me to a small town and teach me the meaning of christmas this year ? 12:44 PM Dec 5, 2023.42.8K Views 16 22 560 15
Satan Subscribe ... @s8n is it too early for christmas memes When you dyslexic and mail SATAN instead of SANTA 6:00 AM Nov 11, 2024 571K Views
alexa Follow ... @mariokartdwi i i know we're a few days in but imagine he kills a different ceo every day until christmas 9:31 PM Dec 4, 2024 3.9M Views 745 14K 255K 4.4K
Ben Crew ... @BenjaminCrew1 Watching this on full blast absolutely locked in on my phone during Christmas dinner with the family SIDEWAYS 20:51 Paul Giamatti Breaks Down His Most ... GQ Iconic Characters | GQ GQ 258K views 2 days ago 9:30 AM Dec 23, 2023 . 520.3K Views
meghan ... @deloisivete Cat's in the Cradle, Christmas version when's your M eet ing going over to Be 9:55 AM Dec 16, 2024. 595.9K Views
Sarah McGonagall ... @gothspiderbitch My mom recently told me about one Christmas when I was a toddler, where every time I opened a gift I would whimper oh...it's not a Barbie... So later, when I was napping, she mumbled I kinda wish we had gotten her a Barbie now... and my grandma leapt up and yelled I'LL DRIVE! 3:25 AM Jul 17, 2023 4.8M Views 171 3.1K 99K 2.1K
ho ho joe ... @popgoesjoe Scouse bird posing with the pub DJ on Christmas Eve vibes Pop Base @PopBase. Dec 17 Elton John shares new photo with Sabrina Carpenter. 6:14 AM Dec 18, 2024 4.1M Views
Ben Crew ... @BenjaminCrew1 Giving Charlie Brown Christmas a jazz score is probably one of the top 10 decisions in human history 10:52 AM Dec 17, 2024 1.2M Views 102 5.2K 61K 2.2K
adre™s ... @itstaytaylors christmas this year is not christmasing the way the previous christmases christmased Pop Base @PopBase Dec 18 Christmas is officially 1 week away. 9:51 AM Dec 18, 2024 . 2.7M Views 382 13K 97K 1.3K
poppa ... @popitforpoppa how i'm tryna be on christmas 4:30 PM Dec 18, 2024 2.8M Views 108 7.8K 53K 3.4K
no context memes Subscribe ... @weirddalle i like birds @midsommar_stan Is the grinch his name or his ethnicity or his job 11:30 PM Dec 18, 2024 4 . 1.6M Views
the dodent ... @epthot_ oh you thought this was a christmas tree? caitlin @WEDenterprise. Nov 13 HAPPY HOLIDAYS!! 1:17 PM Nov 14, 2024 4.3.3M Views
elle ... @ellegist my insufferable show-off of a youngest brother has wrapped everyone's presents like this. merry christmas you dick christma سهيد 6:56 AM Dec 25, 2023 . 11M Views 490 5.5K 167K 6.8K
Bengals Football ... @CincinnatiBZN Last day of work before Christmas ... RUN Y QB Kneel 8:44 AM Dec 18, 2024 . 3.1M Views 102 6.1K 81K 1.9K
hayden.... ... @sunbeachedfly streets saying christmas on friday the 13th this year GIF ALT 11:23 AM Dec 15, 2024.70.4K Views 9 501 6.1K 181
Bleaux (but in cool font) @BleauxBabe 18h This is thee funniest fucking holiday tweet it's christmastribe (7-11) @THELIFEOFTRIBE tw // grinch I'm literally fucking shaking rn he took everything he even took my last can of who hash 1:28 PM 11/26/22 Twitter for iPhone 22.8K Retweets 348 Quote Tweets 153K Likes 46 16K 145K 3.3M
jake @jakebrodes.1 1d what is the purpose of the tell your family off this holiday season or your complicit in violence. Every time theres a global tragedy a certain type of person thinks its revolutionary to do this stuff. My aunt loves tweety bird and hates her life. She's not learning any lessons 62 906 15.1K del 680K
kas @dogfruit01 - 1 1d wine drinking mouse you have to stop. your holiday cheer too strong. your vibes too cosy. they'll kill you MINTNER page I 69 6.2K 49K 1.6M
7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee... 19h ... Me (30) at my work holiday party with my coworker (26) it KIND E IND Fi nt+ DVIE aramount IGIN AL MOVII KIND ar ORIGI FINESTKI 1 363 10.3K 698K
m. @moseason_ 1d ... Y'all been going CRAZY this holiday! I love this DANGER THIN ICE 88 5.6K 44K 5.1M
Costco Hotdog @gayspud.1 1d Last time I go to a holiday party in Brooklyn 27 540 29.9K 1.1M
hatsune mitski @zephanijong 20h praying for yall this holiday season I bring a sort of mentally ill Vibe to the family that the family who made don't me mentally ill really like 9.4K 43K 1.1M 13
no longer borthday but still girl 3d ... HOLIDAY SPIRIT CALL IT HOLIDAY SPIRIT WHAT THE FUCK IS SPIRIT CHRISTMAS Pop Base @PopBase.3 3d Spirit Halloween will turn into Spirit Christmas at select locations this year after the Halloween season is over. It will have Christmas decor, apparel, gifts, inflatables, stocking stuffers, and meet-and-greets with Santa. SPIRIT CHRISTMAS = 299 8,932 122K 2.3M
Bree @DuasDancefloor .1 1d Oh cannibalipa... Post Dua Lipa Hungary @dlipahungary @DUALIPA tells @iHeartRadio that her favourite Christmas tradition is cooking her friends and family 66 1,896 25.1K 607K
kiwi @kiwehhhhh. 13h ... One time I went to a Christmas light show at the botanical gardens and they had a reindeer and it looked old as fuck so I asked how long reindeer live and the guy said about 15 years and I asked how olds this one and he grimly replied 15. directional transsexual @n..... 1d had to teach my 23yo coworker that reindeer are in fact real animals and not fantasy creatures Child Left Behind ALT 7 75 2,220 44K
GiveJoeaTinyDeskNow @Da_m... 6h ... July is next Monday. It's almost time to start Christmas shopping. 96 9,950 40.7K 868K
bethany @fiImgal 1d when your family member asks you to pose in the middle of christmas dinner Rafa Sales Ross @rafiews 1d Why would a photographer snap a picture of Emma Stone mid-chicken pie NIM OL UNITED ВПОА must DELTA PRESENTS: 51 5,869 104K 3.9M
lex @elextra__ .20h my parents got my bf a watch for christmas WM НА WATCH 12 FITTED 1 2 11 FOSSIL 10 3 4 9 5 8 1 Imfao can u send me a regular pic too so i can show my parents What do you mean that is a regular pic lol 14 806 33K 578K
blue oyster clit @mcdonaldsk....1 18h ... getting wasted and commenting nightmare blunt rotation on everyone's facebook family christmas photos 49 11.6K 118K 3.5M
lil peanut @such_A_frknlady.1d .. imagine how many males unwrapped podcast equipment for christmas yesterday entu libe 142 7.9K 47K 2M
SLUG @generalslug 1d my dad found a channel that plays car chase footage 24/7 and had it on mute during christmas eve like a yule log LIVE Sky9 BREAKING NEWS 10:00 55° LAPD Foot Pursuit KCAL 9 PANORAMA CITY fcbsLA PREVIOUSLY RECORDED CAR CHASE MUTE 1.3M 52K 2.1K 66
Dorie @doriecp 12h ... I've been begging my 9 year old to write out his Christmas wish list. Не refuses. Не finally admitted that he's conducting an experiment to find out if Santa is real. Не whispered his wish list aloud in an empty room becuase Santa, and no one else, could hear it. Send help. 2,859 7,800 166K 6.6M
little miss can't be wrong @al... 15h ... so obsessed with people who have nativity sets in their yard next to secular christmas decorations like yes... snoopy and the grinch were indeed present at the birth of christ 31 2,181 28.6K 562K
Trishmas Mellon @TrishaMellon 23h ... That period of time between Christmas and New Year's feels like this image, I don't know how else to describe it 3 6.5K 51K del 1.1M
tall melanie @tallmeanie.2 22h asked my bf to edit a cheesy christmas card for us IT TAKES TWO, TO MAKE A DREAM comE TRUE What the fuck!!!! Are those the twin towers Delivered Okay I'll try again 114 5,641 127K 3.6M
bigestaban @bigestaban 1d hang in there fellas, only a few more weeks until Christmas 306 8.2K 110K 4.9M
hotdog water @saltysauerkraut. 1d the grinch would not fucking say this The Right Can't Meme @TheRightCant - 1d a Grinch E aM I SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS GOD BLESS AMERICA I SALUTE OUR FLAG and give THANKS TO OUR TROOPS IF THIS OFFENDS YOU I DON'T CARE 874 16K 30 355K
Erno stoned cold fox @roastmalone_. 1d ... the whos are so worried about why the grinch hates Christmas that they don't even stop to ask why he walks around with his whole ass out 29 3,242 43.2K 1.3M
PieGuy @ilovepie84.1d - Sorry can't. Busy replying cubic zirconia? Under all the Christmas engagement pics on Facebook 25 1,719 24.6K del 969K
: bri : O *: @_brimarr 22h Christmas is way prettier when you have astigmatism. 79 14K 51K del 1.9M
nay @fineassnayyyy 2 23h Bank account looking like everybody getting a text message for Christmas. And that's if my phone is still on 34 837 3,244 219K
HalloweenYear-Round @... . 19h ... The perfect Christmas tree topper doesn't exi- PLEASE! I'M A STAR! 75 2,228 15.2K 582K
GErm stoned cold fox @roastmalone_.16h ... Christmas decor isn't meant to be sleek and minimalist it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house 21 1,056 8,180 del 168K
carmy brinzatto @goat_biryani 22h ... yes we do his name is michael bublé n=mc2 nomancipation of... 22h AMERICANS DON'T HAVE CHRISTMAS CRACKERS?!?!!!?!! 230 16.2K 127K 6.6M
Quinton Reviews @Q_Review.16h ... I continue to be proven right that the War on Christmas is fake but the War on Halloween is extremely real. SONDER QUEST @SonderQuest.2 23h The vibes are definitely off at Target's Halloween section this year Priced Right Daily 10.00 DEL ATO HUP 114 2,465 29.5K 1.1M

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