32 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, December 20, 2024

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32 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, December 20, 2024

Paul Rudd and Jack Black are slithering into theaters next Christmas. The duo announced the release date for their Anaconda remake, and Black promises that there’s a “big fucking snake and it’s gonna rip.” Rudd added that whether you want to “get scared, laugh or celebrate with friends,” there’s something for everyone. The film was announced back in August, and it’s said to be a reimagining of the 1997 thriller with a more comedic tone. 

Meanwhile, Jim Halpert having such a type almost cost Amy Adams a job. The actress appeared on The Office three times, but she “was not the first person cast in the role” of titular hot girl Katy Moore. During a recent episode of the Office Ladies podcast, Jenna Fischer revealed that writers originally didn’t want to cast Adams because she “looked too similar” to Fischer. They even called her “Jenna 2.0.” Adams ultimately got the gig, and Fischer recalls her being “so seemingly Katy” and that she “just knew who this woman was.”

The timeline is moving at a breakneck pace, but we’ve plucked the funniest tweets out of the chaos. Today’s best include those about a tender light, a chivalrous girl gesture and someone who’s a little blue in the face.

ana @shivlestat. 1d this is like da vinci watching himself paint the mona lisa FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 1d Saoirse Ronan and Timothée Chalamet rewatch the hill scene from Little Women. (via @riannphillip) cc 10 3.8K 42K 1M
normie @KellytoyDK. dd ... lexy want boing boing! OF William 18 1.6K 38K 495K
Eric @odailybitch. 1d ... me doing my daily affirmations 2024-03-20 00:40:07 -0400 AXON BODY 3 X60301345 You are poor and white 26 870 9.5K 327K
krill @anthraxp1mp . 1d ... Is Applebees allowed to detain you until police arrive or are they lying 560 6.4K 138K 4M
Louis Virtel @louisvirtel . 23h Troye Sivan @PopBase 1d Pop Base Saoirse Ronan reveals she wants to play a specific musician in a biopic: I'm not gonna say who it is because I don't want someone else to steal it 77 3.1K 88K 2M
nohobal head of marketing @nohohankpilled. dd this is the funniest freakiest thing i've ever seen i feel so alive EMMY AWARD WINNER BILL HADER i will never know BARRY happiness again 4 389 3.3K 59K
greg @greg16676935420.23h ... It's time. Jake Paul @jakepaul 1d Big announcement in January. Boxing. 797 9.4K 263K del 7.2M
Vivian @suchnerve 1d wishing all autistic and ADHD people a very pleasant The One Meal (you eat little to nothing all day, and then have a huge feast at night) 436 6K 55K 944K
poppa @popitforpoppa 1d i wish, i wish, with all my heart, to find $30,000 on the ground today 35 6.6K 30K 413K
Mom Jeans @momjeansplease 1d My kid came home from school yesterday and told me his class is supposed to dress up as Elvis for morning assembly. I told him I think he means elves. Не disagreed. I can't wait to hear how his day went when 'The King' returns home. 1.2K 14K 432K del 11M
Savage Khayyaam Fury @KhayyaamButt.23h ? And why are you even comparing Superman to some random news writer I had to Google Imao hater behavior ClarkQuill97 @CQuill97 . - 1d The difference between this Clark Kent and Superman is insane 241 20K 281K 4.9M
bobbi loves vampires @hiimbobbi. 21h This will be a DBQ for the ages. dooney and broke @fincherslay.2 22h with no exaggeration, this is actual contemporary art NYPD NYPD PD BI-NYPD POLICE LICE JTF POL ICE gettyimage Credit: Bloomb 20 1.3K 28K 706K
soph @djmusclemommy - 20h ... ur one crash out away from ur best lock in 262 22K 114K 2M
@Notdojaaa 1d ... HE SAID NO PICKLES Sav @savannahelisse 3d what are some girl equivalents to gestures like a guy opening a car door or carrying you over a puddle 127K 4.5M 243 10K
Маделейн. @normalmadeline 19h my mom met him in an elevator and said it was like staring in to the sun Mags @malibubirkin . dd the blueprint for men 51 1.2K 40K del 1.1M
Seva @SevaUT.18h romanian handyman I've known for two years came by today I said hey, how are you, he says you do not need to say this 156 2,103 51.9K del 1M
@raisinglains 1d my dad obedient af?? Yesterday 8:35 PM gimme 5 Today 7:50 AM Cash $5 Today 9:58 AM Oh LOL | meant 5 minutes Delivered 278 4.3K 174K 1.8M
Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz• 13h I used to hate waiters until I realized they're not just being nosy. They need to know what I want to eat so they can relay it to the kitchen staff 54 2.3K 50K 907K
sim @s1mxne. 16h ... 000 sim @s1mxne 12/1/24 the little light over the stove is something that can be so tender 77 10K 134K 1.8M
Stella Quaresma @StellaQuaresma_ 20h A man sold me blue powder that gets rid of hyper pigmentation and now I've died my face blue. We ride at dawn. GIF ALT 124 118 3.9K 129K
D4ViD @BussysaurusFlex.1d kid on the train looked at my phone and said why you looking at mens' chests? 39 845 20K 318K
bhnso @bhnso 1d ... this bitch cannot be serious 2024 READING CHALLENGE You read 10 out of 24 books. 42% There are still 12 days left! You can do it! 55 780 17K 230K
kyle @ipsumkyle 23h roommates gfs basically live here lately and have questionable employment status so now when i wfh it's just me and the girlies 71 467 44K 1.3M
sophia @pastoralcomical . 18h sometimes i will call my little brother and he'll pick up the phone and say sup beast mode. is that even how you're supposed to use that 16 288 7.2K 94K
i i make beats t @DonDadaNYC 16h g @billygrene. 16h How do y'all sleep at night knowing people don't like you? 15K 93K 172 3.9M
birds arent real @dakleiner . 1d OY! to the World I would sacrifice like 12 of you to be able to go back in time to Daft Punk @ Coachella 2006 23 911 2.9K del 95K
Nia @Nia_mp4 . 17h .. ur coworker is not Hot they're just within 10 ft of u 40 hrs/ week 461 8.9K 125K 2.7M
club sandwich @ludensee. 20h when a drawer doesn't close i'm like are you absolutely fucking serious right now 19 2.4K 32K 486K
lexaprODB @gripgrand 1d they should invent a twitter crush who lives near you 52 1.2K 5.3K 303K
Case @Cactuscali1991. 18h ... Oh you want me to work....in December? When there's sugar plum fairies dancing and chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Get real. 10 6.1K 41K 512K
evryn @lftvleclerc. 1 1d : drew starkey i feel you on a spiritual level STARKEY: I like being alone. APOLLO: What do you do? Do you read? Do you watch TV? Do you go on walks? Do you travel? STARKEY: I sit in the corner of my room and do nothing. 13 1.6K 19K 281K
DUI Rebel @richpizzaroll. 1d 79 This would work on at least 50% of people I know lite 122 677 15K 1.4M

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