32 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, September 19, 2024

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32 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, September 19, 2024

Live from New York, it’s Jean Smart!

The initial slate of hosts and musical guests have been announced for Saturday Night Live’s landmark 50th season, with the Emmy-winning Hacks star taking the reins for the premiere. Despite Smart’s prolific comedy career, this will be her first time hosting the show. After her, Nate BargatzeWicked’s Ariana Grande and Beetlejuice star Michael Keaton will take the reins. And after them, John Mulaney will return for his sixth SNL hosting gig alongside first-time musical guest Chappell Roan. 

As SNL looks to the future, one actor reflected on the show’s history and how he almost played a part in it — literally. Emile Hirsch was set to board a John Belushi biopic back in 2013, and shared that the director of the project asked him to gain 100 pounds to portray the SNL legend. While transformations like that are par for the course in Hollywood, this particular request came before the project was even greenlit. The actor shared this anecdote on The Hollywood Reporter’s It Happened in Hollywood podcast and said that had he agreed to the proposition, he’d have been “the biggest sucker in the known universe,” especially considering the project fell apart before it began.

All I know is that the comedians on the timeline are certainly pulling their weight. Today’s funniest tweets include those about a jobseeker swinging for the fences, a series powered by a communal disdain of Chevy Chase and a looney 9/11 survivor. 

wargen @funeralpig.23h if i was a frog you know my balls would be touching that lily pad 46 3,668 37.8K del 838K
Redd @ReddCinema.20h ... imagine asking a blind girl out in braille & she leave you on felt 160 1,094 13.6K 426K
McErin @colleen_eileen 22h ... Spotify opened at work and I forgot my air pods at home and Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy (1941) began to play on max volume I'd rather it have been porn they're calling me Gladys 93 641 14.8K 268K
D @vantee_spartaa 1d ... A work snitch has to be one of the worst things someone can be. No job is ever that serious 719 14.5K 113K 2.5M
@katehasinsomnia - 23h it's like trying to communicate with a kindergartner 10:58 LTE zzz Tanner NEW TANNER Why are your boobs big ME ikeep riddles inside of them 122 881 37.8K 1.6M
Jay Black @jayblackisfunny- 21h ... sh ORY Say what you want about the Cybertruck, but it provides the service of telling you *exactly* the kind of person behind the wheel in a way that we haven't seen since the Hummer H3. 39 854 10.6K 138K
Nathan D Hernandez @N... 11h ... There was a frozen piece of salmon at the bottom of my fridge I tried to cook after seasoning but I'm realizing this is a mango 55 2,265 41.6K 541K
amir! @groovisphere 14h graphic design is illegal now i think Pop Base @PopBase. 1 17h PayPal has introduced a new logo: New vs Old PayPal PP PayPal 188 6,003 100K 1.2M
jwt @jwaizen 22h ... george o'malley: jojo @j0ann3__1d I just got hit by a bus 593 4,242 22.8K 1.3M
Chicago White Sox @white... . 14h ... Sox FINAL: the other team scored more runs than us 2,016 12.7K 109K 5.4M
aster @AsterShock-1d hamtaro dude 1999 2011 Cyber @Cyberlord1109-4d that one character whose design you really like but gets progressively worse an... 647 10.7K 98.2K 2.3M
Tom Zohar @TomZohar 13h Are you seriously going to force Jean Smart to say the phrase ladies and gentlemen: Jelly Roll snL Saturday Night Live... NBC 18h first five shows!!! #SNL50 SEPT OCT OCT OCT NOV 2 28 5 19 12 JEAN ARIANA NATE MICHAEL JOHN SMART BARGATZE MULANEY KEATON GRANDE JELLY BILLIE STEVIE CHAPPELL COLDPLAY NICKS EIUSH ROAN ROLL 29 247 7,548 275K
Mrs. Bayek of Siwa @Gingi... 14h ... Patty alex @juiceswrId 9/3/24 starts with a P and ends in a Y and we all love it 23 1,476 5,720 167K
Lady Emily @GreatCheshire -1 16h ... Community is a great show because as it goes on the writing gets sharper, the actors settle into their roles and make their characters feel real and funnier, and you can feel the crew's hatred of Chevy Chase grow and grow each season 40 1,582 29K 510K
Tom Zohar @TomZohar 18h The regular moon watching the mini- moon suddenly get all the attention: Pop Base @PopBase. 1d Earth is set to temporarily obtain another moon on September 29th.... 12 251 3,529 154K
Whar ? @the_whar. 17h ... Not if I have anything to say about it Shopping Cart Price Fiskars 750610-1001 IsoCore 8 lb $89.99 Sledge Hammer, 36 In Stock Ships from and sold by Amazon.ca Eligible for FREE Shipping This will be a gift Learn more Qty: 1 v Delete Save for later Share Rubies Costume Batman The Dark $93.14 Knight Deluxe Joker, Black/Purp... Only 2 left in stock. Sold by Oya Costumes and Fulfilled By Amazon.ca Eligible for FREE Shipping This will be a gift Learn more Size: Standard Qty: 1 V Delete Save for later Share Subtotal (2 items): $183.13
Craigory Smith, KXCN @nihili... 21h ... Adrian Wojnarowski got woken up in the middle of the night to be told Isaac Okoro was signing a 3-year/$38 million deal to return to the Cavs and immediately reevaluated his life 67 3,651 51.4K 1.6M
Bad 2 Sentence Horror @bad... 21h ... r/TwoSentenceHorror 14 hr. ago 25H ... SeveralCountry2478 As they soaked my legs in saltwater I thought 'this isn't a very effective way to torture someone...' Until they brought in the goat 3.1K I 8 Share 258 2,272 81.5K 2M
Alex @allowedtohit.2 22h ... what a powerful quote IGN @IGN . 23h You can do anything you want. You're Joker. Check out this brand new trailer for Joker: Folie à Deux: bit.ly/3XLMvrl 52 455 13.3K 442K
frist fridaselic @thatbitchcara... 18h ... using photos of women who don't know you saying me and then calling others ugly эльф @novikovasovi-1d me mogging while i watch uglies 78 680 22.4K 525K
Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.22h ... THR The Hollywood Reporter 22h Ellen DeGeneres in Netflix Special Trailer: I Got Kicked Out of Show Business hollywoodreporter.com/ tv/tv-news/ell... 80 6,177 118K 3M
Boeheims Chauffeur @Hndrxxan• 1d ... HIC STATE Some kid at the career fair today gave me a resume that had his high school batting average (.350) on it. 998 1,707 75.7K 2.6M
1d @chebakiiia ياسمين ... I thought my brother was about to offer me something Ru hungry Yes Ok can u make us sum iMessage Cash 5 2,545 52.6K 973K
ThePeoplesElbow @Idris_Elb... . 1d ... We must protect moms at all costs M Mom Today 8:03 PM So exactly 30 years ago right now i made risotto and then went to bed too tired to eat a bite! Guess what happened next!!! 49 228 20.6K 421K
Sophie/Cookie @Coo... 1d ... It's incredibly in character that Bugs Bunny survived 9/11 ax krieger hits the road 1d obsessed with these photos of the warner bros studio store in the world trade center before and after 9/11 POWERPUFF GIALS - - STATE WB SALE ONLY 154 14.1K 190K 4.3M
Gülce @exitsenses. 1d Remembering the time my bulgarian ex boyfriend was painting a portrait of me over several days and midway through we had a fight so he painted me with giant rat ears 18 383 12.2K 202K
Semamaque 9 @earthdistan... 11h ... I seriously hope these aren't gift horses i have nitrous @NotTramBr... 1d Look at these baby horsies getting their first teeth 256K 134 2,056 33.6K 1M
meredith @dietz_meredith 1d ... my dad said the word frogger and i cut him off to go i hardly know her and he sighed big and went just...stop. stop it. what would it mean to frog a woman 537 11.2K 204K del 4M
jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr.16h ... i i could never be hannah montana because i would take one hit of a joint at a party, turn to the person closest to me, and immediately go i neeeeeeed to tell u something 123 8,978 97.7K 1.7M
Aaron Konter @MyJewishGuilt-17h ... How do I get a job writing these texts +1 (415) 325-2968 12:07 PM > It's Nancy Pelosi. How dare they. 74 3,726 80.6K 1.2M
Punch Cat @PunchingCat. 1d ... dracula 258 10.3K 132K 1.9M
beer person @CantEverDie 15h that's a relief Pop Base @PopBase.2 2d One of the final messages from the crew of the Titan submersible before it imploded has been revealed during a hearing: All good here. OceanGate TITA N 57 966 29.8K 520K

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