27 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, September 12, 2024

November isn’t really that far away
27 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, September 12, 2024

First came the Space Race. Then there was the Battle of the Breakfast Pastries. Now, Americans are preparing for their next big conflict: the Cola Wars. 

Back in April, Sony announced that it planned to adapt into a movie Pepsi’s bid to overtake Coca-Cola as the nation’s favorite soft drink. To borrow a phrase from Coke, it’s starting to become the real thing, too. Steven Spielberg is slated to produce through Amblin Entertainment, and Judd Apatow is jumping in the director’s chair for the first time since 2022’s The Bubble.

Meanwhile, SNL alum Darrell Hammond revealed the castmate who would make him break every time. Hammond told former-news-anchors-turned-lovers-turned-podcast-hosts Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes that Amy Poehler could make him laugh just by sitting next to him. In particular, he referenced the pair’s time playing Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa together, explaining that Poehler was always doing something “brilliant” and “surprising” that she didn’t do in dress rehearsal, increasing the likelihood of him breaking character. Hammond also dispelled rumors that Lorne Michaels disapproved of on-camera breaking because “the audience loves seeing Amy improv.” 

There’s definitely a ton of breaking — and laughing — going on over on the timeline. Today’s funniest tweets include those about why your UberEats order is late, the TSA’s greatest trick and vindication for Special Agent Mulder. 

Cajun_Ragin @Cajun_Ragin0 . 19h ... Hey guys when you say something is for the girls and the gays can you include me in that as well? The girls the gays and Gambit if it's not too much trouble thanks guys AT + 469.5K 7 @BIBIBIB 1d FALL THE GIRLS DOWN SEVEN TIMES. GET UE EIGHT. 18K 6 1.9K 286K
alexa la cerva @diegoIunas 1d she had the concept of a plan IMDb IMDb @IMDb . 7/20/16 Kirsten Dunst to direct Indie drama 'The Bell Jar' starring Dakota Fanning imdb.to/2aanKPj 1 168 4.3K . 77K
CT @emergenteffects.2 20h ... u/mrmaure The government has announced a ban on katanas Meiji 9 BER 2020 9 gary Namel ©L CRIATERS.COM imgflip.com Home Office @ukhomeoffice • 3 3d Ninja swords are used by criminals to rob victims of their lives. There is only one course of action:... NINJA SWORDS - DE 0:06 NED 86 7.6K 65K 1.6M
... Diarrhea @GeebMinister 21h Thought I'd take a load off my wife's back and be the one to pack our daughter' S lunch today CONTENTS: perkley DATE: Vitamin D Omcg 166 Calcium 10mg Iron 0.99mg Pocassium 500mg del GIUM. NEW BEIB DO VOO SER RA NET NT/ENT INT PRICE **TETAL PRICE** في & J.JJ and Cheddar RCE Quick JUIC R 294K 7.5K 181 37
johnny-jane @deathstyles.10h just remembered when amy adams's husband posted this darrenlegallo ... G BE C LAC N/ AV D C C Al G BE C LAC N/ AV D G Al amyadamsphotogallery 2,085 likes darrenlegallo Happy #gaypride ~ Had to repost this 2 225 3.4K 16
Syd @ForeverSydneyy 20h Shannon Sharpe and his team looking for who hacked his instagram page WANTED MANIAC 83 3.7K 33K 1.2M
MaNa @MaNa_FGC 1d Came out to my boss and she introduced my new pronouns to the team exactly like this AIS PRONOUNS ARE THEY/THEM!! 199 7.7K 142K 1.3M
AB @AB84 . 1 16h ... Shannon Sharpe looking over at his phone realizing he's on live ATED 794 6K 67K 4.8M
LB Classic @looksbizarre. 15h George Cheeks DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm. 15h David Zaslav and George Cheeks have been discussing the idea of creating a bundle of Max and Paramount+ (Source: @DylanByers/@PuckNews) RACE ecas acas Saudi BIG BROT BEEKS Lagna nicedodeaa URVIVOR VITAZ The PICARD HOT max PERRY MASON Paramount+ MADE VIVE desorpin - NCIS THE POST FEST DISCOVER FORD ROB 21 601 15K 350K
amanda jean! @jovianplanets 16h ... my coworker threw a paper airplane at me and i was like on today of all days ? and she looked at me like this 170 23K 341K 3.1M
Gentleman Doofus @GentleDoofus - 17h ... The prophecy has been fulfilled -There's too much fucking shit on me. V Variety @Variety.18h Colin Farrell Complained on 'The Penguin' Set 'That IF--- ing Want It to Be Finished,' Said After Wrapping: 'I Never Want to Put That F---ing Suit on Again' variety.com/ 2024/tv/news/c... 9 632 13K 491K
the federalist stinks!!!! @rajandelman - 16h Springfield Shopper FUNNY HIPPO TO MAKE LIFE WORTHWHILE tubina @tubbirfess 1d this one baby hippo is named moo deng yang artinya babi membal (bouncy pig) is so dramatic 374 4.1K 151K 5
zy @zymillyyy 21h Not smiling till Friday ain't shii abt this week been funny 72 7.4K 22K 522K
dom @domluszczyszyn 1d once again, i i have fallen for life's biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes 476 4.9K 142K 2.7M
nae @naeeeefr. 1d man how much longer till thanksgiving bro i'm hungry af 144 8.5K 27K del 630K
undecided voter @lib_crusher . 16h ... STUDIOS MAN A THE CD MAN. WASP SP HYUNDAI Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates.1 18h If you could give anyone on the planet a fanbase as massive and diehard as Taylor Swift, who would it be? 29 170 2.2K 120K
Thuto @_Lepokisi 1d ... 66 UBER eats Gigi @LitSego 1d Ubereats driver stopped at Fourways mall for 20min... with my order??? 10K 617 106K 5.2M
@Cosyluv_ 23h My age is news to me every single time I remember Shaggy $ @ShaheerChishti- 1d sometimes i can't believe i'm a grown up 66 14K 41K 1.3M
House gf haver @mrmatthouse. 21h moo deng is a lifestyle icon and i need all of yall to get onboard: - inexplicably moist at all times - slightly blurry in most photos - probably screaming or sleeping - round 178 18K 115K 2.6M
@knowlton2gitmo.2 22h yeah and we have a big red button in the locker room that activates it, so I'd watch your tone SD Sports Fiend @sdsportsfiend 1d When you're not that invested in your football program, you build your stadium on a fault line. Sources: Barballey Seismological Laboratory; Google Earth Hayward fault line C NO 10 102 2.7K 119K
Carn @BitesTheCarnage 22h *so the film didn't overshadow the U.S. elections SUMC SUMC Direct @SUMCDirect 1d DIRECT Remeber: 'VENOM THE LAST DANCE' was moved up to October 25 so the film didn't get overshadowed by the U.S. elections. 37 3.2K 54K 876K
the federalist stinks!!!! @rajandelman 21h What if you went to the WB warehouse lot and they were this yellow and wobbly in real life Stephen Gibbons @Gibboanxious 22h After someone pointed it out, I can't stop thinking about how crazy it is that the WB logo starts with just some random warehouses. 10 42 1.2K 24K
REMZEL @ohremzel.2 21h at my age, i can send a text at 11:35 and be asleep at 11:35:20 101 6.9K 17K 444K
B1G Duck Energy @jw_2198.23h Republicans: Trump won. Democrats: Kamala won. Me: Why the fuck does Benny Beaver need a chainsaw? Doesn't that dipshit know he can use his teeth? What an idiot. 894 113 16K 825K
IcyVert @IcyVert . 14h Trump tried to warn us about this POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave. 14h Sabrina Carpenter makes out with alien at the #VMAs. 316 25 15K 905K
Certified Boogeywoman @Baelizean 10h ... Не has to be interviewed again before the year ends to close the portal Dae @iheartdatrian4u.16h NOBODY interview Katt Williams at the beginning of another year again 23 3.4K 16K 299K
mandy @booksandmulder 14h SCULLY. YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS. POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave. 14h Sabrina Carpenter makes out with an alien at the #VMAs .x.com/viralcontentz/... 60K 412 2.8K

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