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The co-owner of Domino's Pizza traded his stake in the business for a car. S Domino's Domi DOB BY 5133 TAXI 0745 MP CRACKED COM Brothers Tom and James Monaghan bought Domi- Nick's for $500 in 1960, and a year later James sold his 50% stake for a Volkswagen Bee- tle. When Tom retired 38 years later, his 93% stake was worth $1 billion. — Source

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Carl Sagan was hired in the U.S.'s Cold War plan to drop a nuclear bomb on the moon. CRACKED.COM Sagan was hired to study how exactly the mushroom cloud would expand on the moon, so that they could make sure it would be clearly visible from Earth. — Source

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The founder of FedEx saved the company by gambling its last $5,000 in Vegas. FedEx Corporati CRACKED.COM Frederick W. Smith took the $5000 and flew to Las Vegas and played Black Jack over the weekend with the re- maining company funds, leaving with $32,000. — Source

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Daylight Saving Time almost got a high school student arrested for calling in a bomb threat. GRACKED.COM The actual bomb threat came in an hour after an honor student called the school's automated phone line, but due to Daylight Saving, the time of his call matched up with the bomb threat. — Source

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The inventor of Fender guitars didn't know how to play them. CRACKED.COM Despite designing the Telecaster and Strato- caster, and inventing the solid-body electric bass guitar, Lawrence Leoni- das Leo Fender was an engineer, not a musician. — Source

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Somewhere Over The Rainbow was almost cut from The Wizard of Oz. CRACKED COM The film's producer thought the song dragged on for too long. It would eventually be declared the #1 song of the 20th centu- ry by The Recording Indus- try Association of America. — Source

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The first item sold on eBay was a broken laser pointer. CRACKED.COM EBay founder Pierre Omidyar listed the item on the site in 1995, which was purchased by Mark Fraser for $14.83. Mark still has the laser pointer in his possession. — Source

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Joseph Stalin ordered the KGB to assassinate John Wayne for Wayne's anti-communist rhetoric. CRACKED.COM Hearing about the plot, Wayne hatched a plan with his scriptwriter at the time, Jimmy Grant, to abduct the assassins, drive to a beach and stage a mock execution to frighten them. — Source

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Thomas Edison was widely known as the world's most prolific inventor, until 2003. 6 5 888 4 3 CRACKED.COM Edison's achievements were passed by Japanese inventor Shunpei Ya- mazaki. His notable work is the thin-film transistor, which makes LCD dis- plays possible. — Source

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The term 'hat trick' in sports comes from the time a cricket player was gifted a hat. CRACKED COM In 1858, a cricket player in England took three wickets with consecutive balls (which we are told is good). As a reward, his club gave the bowler a new hat, hence the term hat trick. — Source

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Eggs are still good for about a month after the expiration date on their carton. CRACKED COM Eggs in the shell will maintain freshness for three to five weeks, pro- vided that you keep them refrigerated at a tem- perature of about 40 de- grees Fahrenheit. — Source

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