32 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, August 8, 2024

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32 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, August 8, 2024

Greg Mottola has something to confess. The director, who was responsible for hit films like Superbad and Adventurelandfell victim to the Fletch curse and won’t be reuniting with Jon Hamm for a sequel. Mottola shared on Twitter that new Miramax chief Jonathan Glickman, who controls the rights to the novels, “shot down” his project after the first Hamm Fletch film lost the studio money. 

Meanwhile, Hillman College may be reopening its doors with the help of Netflix. Reports have surfaced of a potential continuation of A Different World that would air on the streamer. The possible sequel series is said to follow Whitley and Dwayne Wayne’s youngest daughters’ time at the HBCU. Such a rebirth for the Cosby Show spin-off was previously in development, but it was put on hold due to Cosby’s legal issues. 

Over on the timeline, we’ve got a new batch of tweets that gave us a good laugh. Today’s funniest include those about a meeting at the alt-girl’s battlefield, the only acceptable way to get misgendered and a landmark day in Dave Matthews Band history. 

vicki gotti @thot46868884 1d I love scaring people with direct eye contact and good posture 35 4,300 18.5K 379K
internet hall of fame с @Int... 1d ... The weed was so good, I thought I was looking at a lake. 1,640 7,843 178K 17.3M
yung zoë @yungkitty404. 1d ... We have to protect the right to be goth DOB BBC News (World) 000 NEWS NEWS WORLD 5 @... 1d Texas school bans all-black outfits, citing 'mental health' bbc.in/3WT191f 46 4,521 47.5K del 1M
@iiTzAayush.1 1d napping together???? as a date???? of course 132 13.4K 64.1K del 1.7M
Soukii @Soukiibass 18h God forbid a mfer tryna catch a vibe in South of France Hoops @HoopMixOnly.19h NEW: Marcus Jordan, son of NBA legend Michael Jordan, was seen snorting a white powder during a poolside lunch in the South of France Smiling having a great time. 120 3,361 51.5K 3.9M
CRES @lesbtones 22h ... when the alcohol in me tells me to rest my head on people shoulders 34 5,651 49.2K 849K
fem top @gayandold.2 20h Troye Sivan and Chappell Roan 27 482K 1,346 16.2K
jynx @jynxbby 1d when everyone replies to your story except the target @jynxbby 135 12.2K 70K 1.5M
yoshimi the good soldier @nise... 1d ... alfred: master wayne dont you think youve been down here long enough?? gothams sexiest hotties are waiting batman in full costume sat at the batcomputer halfway down the wikipedia page for the thirty years war: something just doesnt add up 14 574 6,721 120K
ASH @ashelai_.2 20h ... YORK when i'm at the bar and someone 34 mentions taco bell CG FRAGILES REF USA SIMONE 2-TIME BRONZE MEDALIST BILES BALANCE BEAM SPRING, TX From Holly Anderson 23 1,364 17.4K 608K
LLCOOLJ @llcoolj 15h ... Don't call it that. Merriam Websern Merriam-Webster @Me... .2 21h come back | verb | to recover from a deficit in a contest or competition 307 6,343 38K 2.1M
feral abomination @HEXGIRL... 21h ... me when I see another alt girl at the thrift store: it's a shame we met on the battlefield and not in the pub 2 1,291 24K 347K
emily @byejudymoody.15h ... them: are you fucking stupid me: 6 458 3,446 66.9K
kunt @kuntfetish23h ... I l lost my vibrator istg I woulda rather lost my fucking birth certificate omg 247 2,451 23.8K del 744K
Sammy Samuel Mowrey @s... 21h ... Just thought you should know I woke from a dead sleep to write this note in my phone: 12:25 < All iCloud ... Gender neutral terms for anatomy Penix 17 92 2,223 51.9K
Scoob @Scoobydouchebag- 4h Happy 20th anniversary of the DMB Poop Incident to those who celebrate Dave Matthews Band Chicago River incident Article Talk XA Kinzie Street Bridge (front), the location of the incident On August 8, 2004, a tour bus belonging to the Dave Matthews Band dumped an estimated 800 pounds (360 kg) of human waste from the bus's blackwater tank through the Kinzie Street Bridge in 51 1,769 12.1K 464K
Dinkytown Dingus @Dinkytown... 1d ... My boss just used the term prairie dogging to refer to walking around and popping into everyone's office to see how their morning is going 46 104 3,908 121K
The Monday Morning QuarterB... 1d ... Evergreen pj @pjhoody Yo you going to that Lauryn Hill concert tonight? Lauryn Hill: nah you? 01/02/2017, 5:26 am philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_ . 1d Lauryn Hill and the Fugees' 2024 tour has quietly been canceled, three days before first date variety.com/ 2024/music/new... 7 1,206 5,627 184K
clementine @ilyclemmie 16h they're showing the TRAP trailer at this ice spice concert rn? 22 214 4,932 630K
goth ms. frizzle @g0thgoblin19h ... went here and no one knew your girlfriend:/ Welcome to Climax Sunset Capital of Canada Card 126 409 12.8K 546K
media from the camera roll of... 1d ... Jack @realNerdTable 13h ... Bro definitely uses pronouns 24 5 177 38K R @STOLENCCHANEL 13h everybody uses pronouns... 3 6 2,128 del 12K Stoodarion- bruh @stoodarion Speak for self cause dont 21 1,899 33K 367K
tatyana @tatbaee.21h : real how are you mentally 1 Reply 4 921 5,193 148K
Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.2 2h ... Got misgendered at the pharmacy and I couldn't even get mad because Here's your estrogen, sir is one of the funniest things that someone has ever said to me 117 4,337 85.1K del 864K
Sarah @barfieldgussy·1 17h I overuse the emoji because I am so duty-bound and filled with honour. sorry if that offends. 10 1,058 5,349 68.4K
Peter Pecker دة)، _)_ @... 1d ... This website is so haunted bc I know exactly whose thighs these are ).°+ @josephs.... 1d Joe +°(  BRASIL 114 1,573 34K 2.9M
Marissa @michimama75 1d ... I'm just going to say it... There's too many kinds of lightbulbs. 44 239 1,464 35K
Natalie Would @_NatalieWould .1d ... I could never be a hostage taker, too many phone calls 10 205 1,059 29.9K
no earthquake (ren fairefluenc... 1d ... oh honey s Worm Girl s @wirmgurl. 1d I don't mean this as a humble brag but my boyfriend and I were both the first people we ever dated so I don't have an ex and neither does he. having an ex seems weird! How are... 39 624 38.5K 2.2M
@cosplayadore 1d dating apps never work for me because i need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love 137 10.4K 87.5K del 1.9M
@PickleMamaa 6h Petty LaBelle ... So they stopped teaching how venn diagrams work in school?????? Adoring You Daily @i... 17h I love you Shut up Kiss me. Please Stupid Your so pretty Things Make me I'm yours I'm a slut Your mine. *kisses my thighs* for Ur hot *submissive* *kisses my neck* Can we cuddle *dominates me* 86 2,550 42K 695K
@barrbiewrld - 23h ... me and who?? Bro Have you ever had a argument with your girlfriend? Me and my bitch don't argue She tell me shut up and I do 56 2,509 17.2K 642K
Melvin of York @MelvinofYork-20h ... if I call in sick to work when I actually feel fine I will still lie in bed all day because I figure I at least owe them that much 4 84 804 13.3K

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