39 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, July 15, 2024

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39 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, July 15, 2024

Whether it’s cast members from Full HouseThe Office or *checks notes* Prison Break, everyone’s plugging in a microphone and kick-starting a podcast to relive their glory days — and Chris Kattan refuses to be left out. Variety broke the news that the SNL alum is set to host his debut show, Idiotically Speaking with Chris Kattan, which will feature the improv skills that made him an SNL standout. Kattan will be joined by co-hosts Andy Bolduc and Joseph Nuñez, and the podcast will include conversations with guests followed by an improv comedy scenario. The madness is set to begin on July 24th.

In other news, it seems that a certain ghoul’s resurrection could’ve happened much sooner. While it took nearly 40 years to get a Beetlejuice sequel to the screen, original star Winona Ryder told Harper’s Bazaar that she and creator Tim Burton used to have secret meetings regarding a sequel after the film’s 1988 release. The meetings were so clandestine that Ryder told the magazine, “There were a lot of times my agents didn’t know that I was meeting up with him.” 

Meanwhile, it’s no secret that the timeline is full of jokes to keep you laughing. Today’s funniest tweets include those about brow-raising glasses, your average Wi-Fi password and a dancer half-off.

renato @neckjuice 17h Pirate that movie. Download that pdf. Steal that vape. Dream about me 46 9,351 48.2K del 732K
friend @Fredward3948576 1 dd whew this reading shit is no joke. word after word after word 64 8,504 87.3K 1.9M
ethan @ethanjuiced 1d imagine a bagel. salivating yet? now imagine a bagel with cream cheese. need i say i more 34 1,312 9,002 281K
Cat @CatOrman1 17h ... obsessed with the woman in my yoga class who paid for 60 minutes and laid motionless on the floor the entire time 99 145 4,494 222K
roa @33roaaa 22h your head big asf ghostsocial @ghostsocia1.1d no way IL IN Philadelphia L Indianapolis Baltimore Kansas City St. Louis WV Washingt MO BAG KY VA TN NC City AR Charlotte o Atlanta SC GA MS AL LA New Orleanso R uston FL gabby's AirPods x Right Bud o mi Last seen last mo. R Left Bud 9 809 mi Last seen 2 wk. ago L 299 25.1K 419K 8.4M
Scott Chegg @buckfastbadlad. dd ... looks like it mate yeah Golden Memories a... 12/29/20 Gravy on Chips Yes or No? 98 4,414 172K 7M
blizzy mcguire @blizzy_mcg... 20h ... HOW IT FEELS TO BE A GIRL WHO LIKES FEET 23 289 3,295 165K
amanda @jailedamanda 15h Let's gooooooo team leader explaining in voice over When the f heist 1 got exactly what they have to movie do and how it can go wrong 7 180 2,554 52.4K
Alexis Nowicki @flyschola1 19h Last night I met someone to works in sales and said wow I've never met anyone who works in sails!, thinking because I live in an imaginary world much more beautiful than this one - that he makes sails for sailboats 6 133 2,646 53.7K
jules team stardust @CRYP... . 1d ... i love art school cause all the whiteboards have doodles & when i drew this cute fluffy creature someone else from another class drew this WRETCHED version 61 3,197 38.3K 381K
Oriana Nichelle @OrianaNichelle. 1d ... me staring at the pickle on your plate wondering if I could have it 226 21.6K 142K 4.9M
Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats 12h ... My cat after I feed them: See ya later loser 65 2,710 29K 896K
viva palestine @NuuYawkerr 1d This bitch plotting our demise Black Hole @konstructivi... 1d NASA captured this image of the sun smiling like a Jack-O-Lantern 514 24.7K 281K 4.9M
professional yapper @OdellNe... 1d ... life be good for them 15 min Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy3d When the food is fooding, show is showing, and drink is drinking 46 18K 197K 5.2M
golden gate theophite @revho... 12h ... it is extremely funny that the official Minions lore says that the Minions always work for the most evil human being alive and also that they were all in hibernation through the middle of the 20th century 49 849 30.8K del 916K
female dennis reynolds @FLVE.... 2h ... РЬ NE HC 538 comments X nadaocean Slushy is there any fanfiction abt him 1d Reply 2,102 View 62 replies 6 214 4,336 del 77.4K
Sopranos World @SopranosW... 18h ... doom @erika_doom.1d Uh Oh; Worst Person You Know Learned Therapy Words 11 1,280 13.4K 487K
one woman cult @clickholebot.21h ... adults loved to tell me i'd make a great lawyer one day when i was a kid which i realize now was their way of calling me a bitch 135 9,353 65.8K del 1.3M
Thickney Houston @ter_renb 1d Not knowing the difference between greater than or less than <<<<<< M's mommy @SadityBrat.2d Getting pulled closer in your sleep<<<< 559 13.4K 184K 3.6M
Jhonny @JhonnyWhite69.2d ... ROCKYYYY 71 467 5K 459K
club zweig @soydonniedarko_ 17h ... his heterophobia looks so beautiful here R L E RS A 7 179 2.9K del 38K
Chonzo (COMMS OPEN) @chonzodraws 1d Why did they draw him with all that??? 471 4.7K 88K del 2.6M
cherry @micherrymarie - 1 19h back to work again tomorrow 307 53K 2.5K
nora @katsgae 22h this summer is going to be THE summer!!!! the summer in question: archiveofourown.org A 17 h 53 min X X 17 h 26 min 267 32K 226K 3M
sarah hagi @KindaHagi 13h i walk like this sometimes, its freeing Gentleman Doofus @GentleDoofus 22h He's doing the Mr. Burns walk now PLURIBUS UNU T OF THE UNITED STATES 14 806 31K
Meh @Spilling_The_T 19h What's your WiFi password? It's on the back of the router Router: Rrrrra-ka-ta-tussy-ta-ta Yeah, I'm pussy bitch Ooh-la-la-la-la-la-la C'est bon, c'est bon Do-go-choco-la-ta-la You can take my snatch Drag it up, will it up Give me more, bring it to the ball! Hahahahaaaa! 4.4K 3 361 116K
Michael Kandel @K_A_N_DE_L4 4h had a dream I told a profoundly funny joke to larger and larger audiences, who laughed harder and harder with each telling. woke up in the middle of the night and wrote it down. checked my nightstand in the morning and this was it catholic iced coffee 10 81 2.4K 44K
san @_sanlin 1d Sneaker News @SneakerNews 5d Nike is dropping an Electric Pack of avant garde eyewear on 7/24 298 5.2K 80K 1.6M
Mike Bong @WeirdBongs . 17h ... Bubbles Adult Nightclub 20 BEAUTIFUL LADIES 39 SEXY LEG$ 2.4K 8 153 81K
saliva @salivasisters.2 23h ... i will Be friends with every animal on Earth even the ugly Ones like Horses 53 2,110 12.4K 226K
Pastor Kyle. @itsqail 1d Twitter always so good during chaotic events Ngl if the world is ending first thing ima do is open this app 368 50.8K 346K del 6M
Jack Profound @godisangryat... 15h ... Mixing things up tonight! Absolutely! While it might sound a bit out there, boiling water in an oven is doable. You'll need patience since this method takes longer than the stovetop approach, but it's a neat trick when you're in a pinch or just want to try something new. Jun 20, 2024 https://recipes.net > articles > how-t... How To Boil Water In Oven - Recipes.net 4 34 1,425 23.5K
lizzy W da glizzy @lizanyaaa__22h ... i need to be clipped onto someone's carabiner like a tamagotchi toy 7 1,368 7,150 del 113K
derek guy @dieworkwear.1d you should tweet every joke and conspiracy theory that comes into your head. i i need the gov to put all of you in jail so that i can buy a home in a walkable neighborhood 197 3,612 48.6K del 1.4M
itsaeallycrystal @crystalb... 20h ... Being in your 20s is so funny bc wtf is actually going on Imao 85 13.4K 51.7K 1.2M
Lake Eater @lakeeater.1 19h ... they should invent a type of moving that doesn't make you reflect on the passing- away of all things 12 483 6,316 107K
. @the0nlyalexus 1d ... Looking for a 3 bedroom house with pool for $12 223 8,691 43.8K del 977K
peter @arabatman_.1d ... Twitter is cool because you can figure out what's going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news 185 35.5K 316K 4.2M
tido bling @its_tiidoo. 1d i lose all respect for a t-shirt once i've slept in it 148 13.8K 105K 1.8M

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