49 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of July 8, 2024

Purely obligatory. Ouch!
49 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of July 8, 2024

Joe Biden hasn’t had the greatest week. Hell, he barely had a good moment. 

NATO welcomed a number of heads of state to its annual summit in D.C., ostensibly the president’s home turf. And so, for all intents and purposes, Biden should have been on his A game. Unfortunately for him, he was anything but. He accidentally introduced Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy as “President Putin,” and he referred to Kamala Harris as “Vice President Trump.” 

But perhaps his worst crime of all was arriving late. While awaiting a tardy Biden, Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni rolled her eyes and checked a nonexistent watch for the time. The timeline certainly clocked her actions and were furious with the president for giving the Italians the material to mock us with.

The only good news for Biden this week? He was far from the only one to feel the internet’s wrath. Other digital burn victims included a reality TV star’s 7-Eleven kitchen, the last remaining BeReal user and the real way to celebrate Forgiveness Day.

colin 2 (MEGAN era) @colinkordei . 3d god said NO SALES chart data @chartdata.4d .@omarapollo's 'God Said No' debuts at #56 on this week's Billboard 200 (16K sold). 90 438 10K 663K
hannah @dumbandfunn.3d okay Miranda The Chinese takeout lady thinks I'm pathetic. gigi @le_debut . 7 7/5/24 Lmao I order Chinese food so much the guy knows my voice and makes little jokes when I order 30 2.4K 39K 902K
Wong Updates @WongUpdates- 4d ... welcome back The CW REVENGE IS A WITCH. MARVEL TELEVISION AGATHA THE ALLALONG IN CINEMAS AUGUST23 11 1.2K 26K del 576K
Blake TM @NeilNevins 3d i irefuse to see Shrek 5 if his horrible ogre children are still living 91 3.1K 57K 1.8M
beef bowl @AGoldmund 2d ... I have had to take a phone call 9:27 PM •Sent was it the flop department did they want their tweets back + 9:32 PM 7 429 8K 146K
Matt @ItsMatt_Again 2d ... This is the most embarrassing message I've ever received on Grindr Yesterday Nando's ? 20:51 Pardon? 22:03 Want to know if they read your message? Yes! Today You look like the manager of the Stockport Nando's 0:52 53 206 14K 568K
alan b. @inceptstellar 2d ... There's not going to be another barbenheimer you stupid slut. THR The Hollywood Reporter @THR.3d Paul Mescal Says It Would Be Amazing If 'Gladiator II' and 'Wicked' Replicated Barbenheimer hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n... 34 6.6K 107K 2.2M
MATT MCGHEE @mattmcGhee. 2d and they bring it with a lantern instead of sparklers - Clem H Fandango @iHateChadStacks. 3d Jonathan Majors go to the club and get a bottle of Moonshine for the section. 84 3.5K 15K 878K
a matt @thrillhowse. 2d ... this is what it feels like to use BeReal in 2024 122 2.3K 78K 2.2M
Semtex Farmhand @semtexfarmhand_ .4d The Polish judicial system Moral Wisdom @Moral_Wisdom_. 5d 15 Pictures with Deep Meaning: 1. 14 651 11K 466K
Zack Bornstein @ZackBornst... 20h ... not to victim blame, but also kinda on you for eating loose shrimp guacamole in bed Why you should have a с... 1d the crime the criminal 43 2,716 77.3K 1.6M
karlita @emptytrinketbox 22h ... i'm sorry but why is she dressed like thugnificent POP CRAVE @PopCrave. 1d Pop Crave Billie Eilish to appear on 'Chicken Shop Date' this Friday, July 12th. Tasting CHICKEN FTP Osires 201 2,435 35.1K 985K
в @isabellayonce• 1d ... Boy math is being afraid of gold diggers when u only have 3 pairs of socks to your name. London? @Lxxxxxnn 1d what's boy math? 799 13.5K 97.6K 3.4M
QuoProQuid @TNOQuoProQuid -1 1d ... okay, so, a few basic problems right from the outset Oh Monica was chowing DOWN under that desk Fashion Faguette @fashionfaguette-19h John F. Kennedy Jr on Labor Day Weekend @ Hyannis Beach, 1980 Show this thread 81 2,495 72.8K 3M
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99 3h ... Please don't tell me my guess is as good as yours. My guesses-which are educated, by the way - are worlds better than yours 4 275 2,807 du 63.7K
@Kaelashe... 1d BIG AQUARIUS ... New hires be happy af You bouta see why we was hiring 457 14.6K 96.2K 3.9M
@ChefWaites 22h Big Hollywood ... My lowest point was boarding a flight in that group where they don't even say the number. They be like aiight the rest of yall стоп 101 1,025 5,889 276K
Chris Bakke X @ChrisJBakke. 2h ... The next time you have imposter syndrome at work, just remember: MCKINSEY & COMPANY July 9, 2024 Mayor Eric Adams City Hall New York, NY 10007 Study: Do Trash Cans Work? Study Findings: Yes Balance Due: $4,000,000 3 WORLD TRADE CENTER 175 GREENWICH STREET NEW YORK, NY 10007 95 953 11.6K 1M
the federalist stinks!!!! @rajand... 1d ... When you haven't done X Haydn, Follow @bilbosfootcomb Someone needs to tell older millennials and gen xers that Can you please do X reads as an impatient demand and not a polite request 12:51 PM 7/8/24 from Earth 27K Views 2 Reposts 33 Quotes 176 Likes 15 Bookmarks 24 127 3,076 66.5K
katie @focusfronting. 1h ... this is so awesome. do you think he's ever read a book that wasn't by dr seuss MrBeast Subscribe @MrBeast If I were president | wouldn't care about party lines, I'd just always truly make the American people my #1 priority. For problems I'm ignorant in I'd have experts from the left and right advise me on them and try to find the middle ground that's best for America. Wouldn't be buyable, don't care about doing things just because my party says | should, and | would focus on uniting the country instead of dividing it.
Joel Kim Booster @ihatejoelkim 5h ... After being in Fire Island for two weeks, I simply cannot meet another Matt from DC. The position has been filled. It's a one in, one out policy moving forward. 31 123 5,836 del 232K
Sophia Benoit @1followernodad 1d ... I'm at an airport with TSA signs that say that all electronics must be charged?!? Babe come on y'all are making things UP. 286 1,917 88.6K del 6.1M
J @yeezzuschrist.10h ... i i can't take acid with ugly people i'll start screaming 39 1,142 8,055 295K
Anti-Fascist Turtle @TheAntif... 22h ... Following @smilingnodding.bsky... seeing a cybertruck in the wild is fun bc only 3000 have been sold so its like oh WOW theres our towns Biggest Dipshit. look at him go! MKNZ ед @Revivadrin64.22h HELP I JUST SAW A FUCKING CYBERTRUCK 274 7,071 76.7K 1.4M
Sean O'Connor @seanoconnz- 22h ... Honestly, I wouldn't hire her because of these dumb ass boots. POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave.1 1d Emma Roberts says she has lost jobs because of her famous family ties: I've lost more jobs than I've gained from being in the business. People have opinions and sometimes maybe they're not good opinions of people in your family. I've never gotten a job because of it, I know I... Show more 12 43 3,225 110K
andy van slyke @im_all_id 22h ... Sorry I was late I was frantically applying to other jobs 5 391 4,198 87.6K
AME Youngboy @MelechTh... 18h ... Piggy dressed like Jonathan Majors eleanor @dimestorepaglia-2 2d how it feels to call it grass instead of weed 78 2,981 18.9K 917K
irl girl @fruktflicka 23h you guys will literally miss anything dani doe @blusleaze.2d i miss when the apple on macbooks glowed 198 2,356 68.5K 1.6M
thomas @ThomasBeau... 1d ... happy forgiveness day! i pray everyone who has done me wrong to die Pop Base @PopBase. 1d Today is Global Forgiveness Day. 345 86.8K 318K 13.4M
sage501 tbb acolyte era @... 21h ... nobody: your cousin's little white crusty dog named bella: Vader's Order @Vaders... 2d this frame terrified me as a kid 26 2,942 61.1K del 2.2M
Tom Flood @tomflood1 1d ... Kids have been at camp for 10 days now - we've been so curious to hear ANYTHING about camp and finally one letter came last week - which opened with the heartfelt and powerful words of: had to write this letter to get a snack 185 2,394 97K 2.2M
Felon Degeneres @_alyssss... 16h ... yeah, well you look like a gay insect Rooga Cooga @TideorDie... 21h I was browsing on Nike and please tell me what ? comes to mind Nike Windtrack Run 65 8,586 53.1K 1.7M
derek guy @dieworkwear 20h ... this is what some of you look like in your skinny suits CG 0:05 166 725 14.1K 348K
AARON @lidolmix.7h Y'ALL super SUPER TV @superTV247.22h Simon Cowell's Netflix show which will create the next One Direction finally began auditions this weekend after thousands of promotional campaigns, and only 40 people turned up. 108 4,048 85.1K 2.6M
Singto Conley @singtoconl... 8h ... middle schoolers used to jailbreak their iPod Touch by themselves now it's if this song isn't on spotify i can't listen to it 107 3,625 36.9K del 743K
Jordan - KHIVE's strongest S... 22h ... Hunter Biden working with his dad rob @OkButStill (in target self-checkout with dianne feinstein) yeah you want all these packs of hockey cards you love them. now hit the debit button, good. yeah now hit cash back 11:43 AM Jul 28, 2023 21.4K Views 6 709 12.3K 328K
Kevin Daly @kevinddaly 11h Не looks like he used to be married to Liza Minnelli. @PopBase 16h Pop Base Eminem on his new album 'The Death of Slim Shady': You gonna cancel me, yeah? Gen-Z me, bruh? 38 189 2.4K 120K
sonja's townhouse @SONJARITA 6h this looks like a historical photo of a ww2 german 17 50 1.2K 57K
Isaac @GalaxyPeaBrain 1d Vet: Yeah I don't see any other way I'm sorry, I'll let you say your goodbyes My dog that ate a 12ft HDMI cable: 310 7K 6 192K
Amber Sparks @ambernoelle. 1d This is the pantry of someone who doesn't actually cook food ever, it's like a fancy 7/11 INTERIOR PORN @INTERIORPORN1 3d Khloé Kardashian has the most beautiful pantry EVER BACKSTOCK BACKSTOCK COOKBOOKS COLLAGEN ZPLOC FROTEN FEEL 999 6.1K 119K 2.8M
josh terry @JoshhTerry 1d finding out that some people choose to watch movies at 2x speed has chilled me to my core. not to sound hyperbolic but how do you live with yourself 370 4.2K 58K 1.3M
Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D 1d ... The ITALIANS are mocking us. The Italians. My God. NEW YORK New York Post POST @nypost 1d Italian PM Giorgia Meloni rolls eyes, checks imaginary watch waiting for Biden's arrival at NATO Summit trib.al/ nv7D36D 546 2.3K 38K 1.9M
michaela okland @MichaelaOkla 1d Ohhh Elon is gonna take this back so quickly when he sees what happens to his own tweets Dexerto @Dexerto 2d X/Twitter is reportedly testing a dislike button 18 69 5.7K 123K
Andy @reggaebrigade.2 2d ... I like these posts because male manipulator in these contexts always means my ex saltypickles @nonpoccafe. 3d male manipulator bookshelf MY TAM VINTAGE ROBERTA. CARO THE YEARS OF FIRST LYNDON BOOK JOHNSON THE Where Was From PATHTO RENI BOY HONOR POWER CART INDIANA BYW OF NORTH SMAGLE LEVY CM JOAN DIDION Finished NEW NEW Finished e International We Substiccion Michel VINTAGE THOMAS PYNCHON Gravity's Rainbow Houellebecq ERDOGAN PIZZA The Fran Lebowitz Reader Serotonin - - Marature FRAN LEBOWITZ NEW Finished Finished Finished 22 292 10K 258K
PUBLIC ENEMY #1 @FilthyValeska. 1d We know girl Eric Bogosian Would Get Naked for Interview With the Vampire By Rebecca Alter, a staff writer who covers comedy and pop culture 31 1.3K 11K 153K
Bre'on @_BayBey - 1d Bitch, I thought this was Adam Sandler Tennis The. The Tennis Letter @TheTennisLetter. 1d Letter Novak Djokovic for Vogue Adria. VO SUMMER GUE N°005 2024 THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME Novak Djokovic 8.7K 112K 351 2.4M
taurus supreme @jaxajueny 1d You couldn't pay me to care about myself this much 01.4d j.h. @user #SaveOurFoids Ladies, if he doesn't love you with your mouth tape, Korean sleeping mask, boric acid, side sleeper pillow, toe separators, and silk bonnet... + 68.5K 1,072 695 18K 10M 307K
Dennis M. Hogan @dennismhogan 1d ... BREAKING: Joe Biden has lost my mother -in-law, who has called on him to drop out this evening via family groupchat 54 356 15K 477K
chels @kingchelsay - 1d Said no one ever KYLESISTER @AriTheDon • 1d Everytime I go out the country it makes me realize how thankful I am to be from America. It's no place like it. 82 3.6K 25K 1.7M

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