35 of People’s Favorite Insults
‘I know a mind reader who would charge you half price’
Conversations hit differently when you have a few quips in your back pocket, tried-and-true phrases to pepper in for emphasis. But it’s equally important to have special insults at the ready, too. Calling someone “stupid” is boring. Telling them they’re “sharp as a marble” or “slower than a parked car” adds a little oomph to the proceedings.
To that end, Redditors have rattled off their favorite burns, and there are quite a few here that you’ll want to add to your rotation.
