15 Wild Things Witnessed by Middle School Dance Chaperones

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15 Wild Things Witnessed by Middle School Dance Chaperones

Middle school dances will always be full of awkward horny energy, and chaperones of said dances can confirm that they’ve truly seen some wild displays of affection. But occasionally, the poorly-timed sloppy kisses aren’t the craziest sights to behold, and instead, a drunk mother who insists on busting a move can be the most cringe thing of the evening. 

The chaperones of Reddit have remembered the funniest things they’ve seen at a middle school dance, and let’s bow our heads in silence for the girl who accidentally pooped on the floor. 

a5121221a 9y ago An 8th grader asking a 7th grade teacher to dance because he mistook her for a student. To be fair, many of the parents visiting for conferences would mistake her for a student, too. 11 Share ...
bellaboozle 9y ago When I chaperoned for the first time and realized that there were three groups of 5-6 boys or girls just standing on the dance floor talking. Like, just standing there with music blaring from speakers right next to their head. I was so confused. Then the lone dancing boy with no shame who dances horribly. 8 Share ...
sacharukc . 9y ago Girl in incredibly revealing skirt pooped on the floor. 24 Share ...
Gibboni101 . 9y ago When I was in middle school I witnessed two boys nibbling on each others ears. It was hilarious at the time, but also disturbing none-the-less 33 Share ...
MasterAssFace 9y ago My English teacher in 10th grade (who's is old as dirt, literally taught the same class to my father 35 years prior) saw two freshman, girl with her dress up, guy with his pants undone, having sex in the middle of the dance floor at my homecoming. Not the usual the way you kids dance today makes me sick but she said she was surprised that someone that stupid was at least wearing a condom 837 Share ...
MizterFinzter . 9y ago Grade eight student barfing up a bottle of rum on the principal's office carpet. She was less than amused. 104 Share ...
 9y ago Two kids who looked like toddlers pouring alcohol into the punch. Share 775 ...
AshaBaejoy . 9y ago I saw a strapless bra go flying a few weeks ago. :( 219 Share ...
brioche74 9y ago The dj was having 8th grade girls climb up on the stage to dance with him and by dance I mean grind. I was screaming at them to get off the stage and at him for being a perv. 337 Share ...
littlekittenbiglion 9y ago I looked after a year 8 dance. It was at my school (all girls school) and we invited their brother school. The girls were all flattered that the boys were asking for their numbers. Turns out the boys were told by a teacher that they would get a lollipop for every number they got. Classic 12 year olds want candy more than girls. 845 Share ...
grundlesmoochers 9y ago Not particularly bad but we had a boy in the grade above me who was a total Cassanova. Every dance in middle school he had to find a new girl to make out with. Sloppily and in front of everyone. One time his mom decided to chaperone and he still went to Mack Town with a girl. I'll never forget the look on his face when she was dragging him out by his ear. 1.1K Share ...
MrGrumpyBear . 9y ago Drunken mother of an 8th grade boy deciding that she needed to dance. 2K Share ...
Bluefalcon325 6y ago I chaperoned prom once, as the date of a fellow teacher. We went out to dinner together prior to the dance, and she drove. When we got to prom, I was tasked with operating the breathalyzer in case any students were visibly intoxicated During my instruction on how to use it, I blew like a .12. Not so much cringe, as hilarious. Share 45 ...
ficklepicklespickle . 9y ago Middle school teacher here. My personal favorite is always the group of boys in the corner sitting on the ground playing Yu- Gi-Oh.
B_Wilks 9y ago When I was in Junior High, there was a mosh pit going on in the gym started by 7 or 8 guys. One of the oldest, female teachers went in to try and apprehend one of them and he accidentally swung around while moshing and punched her in the face. Не booked it out the door. Share 5 ...

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