36 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, March 11, 2024
Despite the wild discourse leading up to this year’s Oscars, Hollywood’s biggest night came and went relatively delightfully. John Cena stripped down, Messi the Dog made an appearance, Madame Web got roasted and Ryan Gosling delivered a technicolor performance of “I’m Just Ken” that had everyone preferring blondes. But the most exhilarating part of the evening was what John Mulaney managed to do with just 60 seconds of screentime. While presenting the award for Best Sound, the Baby J comedian delivered some of the night’s best jokes and inadvertently made a case for why he should host next year’s ceremony (or any televised awards show for that matter).
Of course, the night wasn’t without its hiccups. Four-time host Jimmy Kimmel made it clear that he hates movies, legendary writer and producer Norman Lear was missing from the rather strange In Memoriam presentation, Al Pacino delivered Oppenheimer’s night-topping seventh Oscar in the most unhinged way imaginable and Killers of the Flower Moon went home empty-handed — which came as an absolute shock to Best Actress winner Emma Stone.
But enough about the Oscars already, it’s the timeline that deserves all the awards in the world anyway, especially after this latest batch of hysterical tweets. Today’s funniest ones include those about a future tech CEO in the making, a thirsty horse and someone with profound respect for their elderly 23-year-old friends.
