22 Totally Wild Stories from Disney Park Actors
The alleged “Happiest Place on Earth” is a real shitshow behind the scenes. Not only are Disney Parks notoriously demanding workplaces, but they’ve also become a playground for aggressive children who are all two seconds away from projectile vomiting.
Unfortunately, the kids and puke are the least gross part of the job — dealing with Disney Adults™ is much, much worse. Imagine having to stay in character as Nick from Zootopia while evading a surprising amount of horny Furries.
Redditors have shared some of the wildest experiences they’ve had under Mickey’s watchful eye, and they’ve got some doozies. By the way, if you think you’ve been having secret sex on the Epcot monorail, it’s not secret. All of the employees can tell.