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TELL US NOW. ... The curb-stomp scene in American History X is too much for Ryan В. Не calls it a great movie that I could never watch a second time because of the curb-stomping scene. May not be a bad scene but it causes me to run my tongue over my teeth to make sure they're OK whenever I think about it. CRACKED.COM — Source

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TELL US NOW. ... Why did It: Chapter One make us watch the bathroom being cleaned? Matt В. says it's an incredible movie, but the bloody bathroom cleanup with a pop '80s backdrop is tonally and thematically out of left field. The scene had just been one of Beverly's most traumatic moments, but now it's played off as lighthearted summer fun. CRACKED.COM — Source

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TELL US NOW. ... The anal sex scene in Kingsman: Secret Service was cringe-worthy. It's probably meant to subvert some spy movie tropes, but it comes off as weird and tacked-on, for Anna H. It just felt so out of place and out of step with the rest of the otherwise amazing film. CRACKED.COM — Source

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TELL US NOW. ... Wow, that Martha scene in Batman v. Superman was a disaster. Where Bruce and Clark instantly bond over their mothers' shared first name? Chris L. calls it The one crap scene to top them all. No movie moment has ever made me cringe as hard. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Girl on Fire by Alicia Keys CRACKED.COM She's just a girl/And she's on fire In case anyone wasn't sure based on the title of the song and the repeated refrain that this girl is on fire, Alicia Keys wants to make it very clear that there is a girl, and the girl is on fire. Honest- ly, we're not even mad. We just have a few more questions: Is she a girl? And is she on fire? — Source

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Vertigo by U2 CRACKED COM Uno, dos, tres, ca- torce! For the non-Spanish speakers, that's One, two, three, fourteen! It's dumb in any language. — Source

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Avril Lavigne

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My Humps by Black Eyed Peas CRACKED COM Mix your milk with my cocoa puffs/Milky, milky cocoa It's clear what he's going for on a symbolic level, but it's also a visual no one wants. — Source

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St. Anger by Metallica CRACKED.COM I'm madly in anger with you Aside from the fact that some middle-aged guy clearly thought he was very clever by flipping this particular script, that's not really how those words work. Maybe you're in hate, but this is like say- ing you're madly in horniness with someone. — Source

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Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit CRACKED.COM I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 2000s tough guys had a weird habit of comically overselling their danger. Like, yeah, we would know if you packed a chain- saw, Mr. Durst. It would be extremely visible. — Source

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Drops of Jupiter by Train CRACKED.COM Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken? One of these things is phil- osophically opposite of the others. There's also some- thing about a soy latte lat- er that we just can't even get into. — Source

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Ricky Martin

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All Summer Long by Kid Rock CRACKED.COM We were trying different things/We were smoking funny things Не rhymed things with things! As if it wasn't bad enough that he ruined two great songs. — Source

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Train

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All These Things That I've Done by the Killers CRACKED COM I got soul, but I'm not a soldier This song is ар- parently about former MTV VJ Matt Pinfield and his work mentoring vets. That doesn't make this line less stupid. — Source

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Love the Way You Lie by Eminem ft. Rihanna CRACKED.COM Now you get to watch her leave out the win- dow/Guess that's why they call it window pane Yep, Eminem just dropped a dad joke in a song about do- mestic violence. — Source

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