50 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of December 30, 2024

‘Boom, boom, pow, Happy New Year!’
50 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of December 30, 2024

ABC ushered in the new year with a glimpse of what’s sure to be one of the buzziest television events of 2025. The network released the first teaser of actual footage from the long-hyped Abbott Elementary/It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia crossover. While the trailer has raised more questions than answers as to what those Paddy’s Pub degenerates are up to in Abbott’s hallowed halls, we have faith that all will be revealed when the two-parter begins airing next week.

Over at 30 Rock, Weekend Update’s annual joke swap is still eating away at Michael Che and Colin Jost. On his podcast with The Lonely Island, Seth Meyers shared that he texted Che and Jost to tell them that the most recent version of the recurring bit was an “incredible six minutes of television,” noting that the two responded “in a way that made it clear that they were haunted by the experience.”

We also learned this week that Chris Pratt will do whatever it takes to defend Jerry Gergich’s honor. Jim O’Heir’s Parks and Recreation retrospective, Welcome to Pawnee: Stories of Friendship, Waffles and Parks & Recreation, includes a conversation between him and Pratt, where the latter recalled putting his foot down over some “mean-spirited” jokes. “I was concerned in some of those moments because I care about you and I love you, and I knew that there were some jokes that were, like, mean,” Pratt explained. “But meaner than they were funny.” 

One scrapped joke in particular involved a printer gag that printed out pages that read, “Jerry sucks,” which went too “too far” according to Pratt. 

We’re obviously just a few days into 2025, but it’s already very clear that we’re in store for another great year of tweets. This week’s funniest included those about the only in-and-out list that matters, the end of Toyotathon and someone taking an annual tradition very, very seriously.

Michigan Movie Critics Guild @MichCritics 3d ... OIII IGN DALLAS FORT-WORTH FILM CRITI tek.com $1,682 MONSTERS, INC. BACK WINN ON TOP! BEST ACTR MICHIGAN MOVIE CR 0701101 Giggle Guns NEON NEON @neonrated.3d WINNER WINNER WINNER Mikey Madison is a force of nature. WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER ANORA is playing in theaters and now WINNE WINNER available on Digital: anora.film WINN WINNER - WINN Anora WINNER WINNER WINNER 12 182 200K 5.7K
Genius Wizard of Love @willyumslife . 2d Wish it wasn't is insane Zeebo @HoodiZeebo 3d Look at his print mane Savannah so lucky Loyalty EXREPRO Readers added context Wish it wasn't, but the Image is digitally altered justjared.com/photo-gallery/... Show this note 278 9.1K 235K 11M
Megan Amram @meganamram : 2d R.I.P. 2024 (2024-2024) 50 1.8K 15K 376K
Melech. @MelechThomas 2d ... dreamstime SMOOTH MELANIN @smoothmelanin - dd Black People can we leave chicken wings in 2024?? 165 16K 142K 4.2M
@muppetspice• 2d pasta thots ... today I learned about a southern tradition in the most embarrassing way Do you have any nye traditions Today 4:06 PM Black Eyed Peas on New Year's Day. How about you? Like you listen to them every New Year's Day? lol 189 3.7K 93K 2.1M
Brian Haley @brianchaley 3d Imagine if your grandma asked you about this. 3d Schindler's List (2025) - Official Trailer... See more SCHINDLER'S LIST 2 2025 HOPE LIVES ON movielegacy.info 64 2K 19 51K
lee @500daysofjuno .2d ... idk what my rating says about me falco @johannnhoelzel.3d curvy x.com/stonephile/sta... 176 8K 191K 3.6M
the kat czar of new york city @mankattan.2 2d ... Wed, Nov 27 at 7:36AM If the Knicks are 8 games above .500 come new years can I hit Today 1:50 P Heyyy 44 911 40K 1.3M
sammy @roseymoths.2 2d if you told me these were fraggle rock poppers i'd believe you ONIK Muppet Wiki @MuppetWiki - 2d  #MuppetWiki2024 New Articles on Muppet Wiki in 2024: Fraggle Rock perfume muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Fraggle_R... FRAGGIE ROG RAGGLE ROC FRAGGLE ROCK BOOBER RED MOKE BLACK PHOENIX ALCHEM BLACK PHOENIKALCHEMP BLACK PHOENIX ALCHENNE 13 710 9.4K 242K
Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen - 2d what can I say I like putting my feet up . @not_a_use_r.3d what's your most pro ottoman take? That one friend that's too Pro-Ottoman TikTok @ its.michele.ok 5 127 3.5K 97K
Mags @malibubirkin 3d ... Going into 2025 with no boyfriend, $50 in my bank account, and 3 undiagnosed mental illnesses GIF ALT 32 4.2K 30K 594K
rax 'levon honkers' king @RaxKingIsDead. 2d ... when my friend in her twenties starts talking about how scared she is to hit her 30th birthday Careful now, girl. I enjoy you, but be careful. 27 1.3K 27K 638K
@throatenator 3d princess lyss ... this might be tough but atleast the marathon will be easy 2025 GOALS be normal date someone that likes me don't kill self have sex marathon 27 579 7.3K 204K
jess @jesspressotini - 3d god damn it Today 8:41AM НА НА i'm never drinking again Today 5:01 PM drinking again 62 2.2K 27K 763K
Zach Raffio @zachraffio . 3d Woke up in the middle of the night to write down something didn't wanna forget, opened the notes app this morning to reveal < Notes ... The hokey pokey's in and out list: IN: your right arm OUT: your right arm 4 529 14K 208K
poppa @popitforpoppa 3d blocking people isn't enough, i i want them to wake up in a saw trap 54 7.2K 23K 663K
fallenchungus @fallenchungus 3d what does that mean.. what do you mean if they make it Dexerto @Dexerto 3d MrBeast is putting 2 pilots in a private jet for 100 days with unlimited fuel, and if they make it, they get to keep the jet S 191 8.9K 162K 3.8M
OrbGazer Truths @Ascended_OG. 3d You come at the king, you best not miss US S & WORLD Sasquatch hunters from Portland found dead after going missing in Washington woods The bodies of the men were found in a remote, densely wooded area after a grueling three-day search. By Aidin Vaziri, Staff Writer Dec 30, 2024 128 3.6K 50K 1M
Squid @realsquiddays.3d ILEAK ON My BOTTOM BUT I'm VERY ATTRACTIVE 884 16 15K 305K
The Ghost of Private Healthcare @JEllulz.3d This signals the official end of Toyotathon Russ McSpadden @PeccaryNotPig 12/30/23 Just a coyote howling from the rooftop of a car in Tucson, Ariz. Com SUIT BEST Direct José e STOP wa 217 15K 195K 5.7M
jocelyn coffman @joceydotcom 3d ok I found out what this button does < My Ticket Sonic The Hedgehog amc Stubs 3 A•LIST 1 HR 49 MIN PG Share & Meet Your Friends at AMC Theatres! f jocelyn coffman @joceydotcom - 3 3d MEET ME AT AMC THEATRES! I'm seeing Sonic The Hedgehog 3 at AMC Burbank Town Center 6 on 12/30 at 7:20pm. @AMCTheatres #AMCTheatres amctheatres.com/showtimes/all/... 211 6.8K 243K 5.7M
Cameron Bradford @camerobradford - 3 3d ... While watching A Complete Unknown, | kept getting worried every time Bob Dylan would ride his motorcycle without a helmet and had to keep reminding myself he's still alive today. 29 404 21K 352K
AYANOKOJI @va_lidate . 3d ... That era when you dropped ya phone and the battery flew out was just crazy 608 17K 181K 3.6M
Suzy Exposito @HexPositive 3d What doesn't kill you would make a great essay in The Cut 5 503 5.1K 143K
sam @XEXEEZY.2d ai makes me sad cuz we dont get crackhead edits like these no more Flamez @ThatzFlamez.4d The Multiverse is full of infinite possibilities What If writers: STRONGER THAN IRON. STRONGER THAN STEEL HERE TO PROTECT YOUR RIGHT TO GROW HEMPMAN 420 GROWINGSOON IHC PG-13 POLIERED BY HEMP FRIENDLY - - 149 10K 180K 3.2M
hb @h3xenbrenner2 : 3d ... 9025 I don't understand why I can't find a girlfriend. I have a good job where I'm my own boss. I own a boat. I have lots of friends. I have a peg leg and an eye patch and a hook for a hand 54 1K 18K 318K
Louis Virtel @louisvirtel 3d ... As we head into 2025, remember that 1980 is 20 years ago. We all agreed on this. 28 752 6.5K 188K
Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm 3d ... he forgot to text you on your birthday but just sent lebron a vulnerable 3 paragraph instagram DM for his 40th. focus on yourself queen 68 1.8K 26K 862K
Con @con 3d Evan is absolutely smashing World's Strongest Man but his poor nan is in last place SBD WORLD'S STRONGEST HEAT T4-LEADERBOARD MAN 2024 SBD WORLD S STRONGEST MAN EVENTS POINTS 3/5 16 USA Evan SINGLETON 1 2 11 3/5 EST Rauno HEINLA 10 3/5 UKR Pavlo KORDIYAKA 3 9 3/5 USA Marcus CROWDER T4 T4 6 9 3/5 GBR Kane FRANCIS 8 3/5 GHA Evans NANA WSM #WSM2024 79 3.5K 77K del 2.1M
former catholic @grimybitch . 5d ... This is how I sit at Alamo Drafthouse with my fried pickles and dr. Pepper 2 156 1.6K del 36K
@beysatti 4d ... if twitter was around in 2001: edna @edna_days - 5d just woke up... wdym there's been 3 plane crashes 0:06 61 9.4K 184K 3.3M
umut @tzuyuriana 3d omg that's too many, some of y'all need to go POP CRAVE @PopCrave.3 3d Pop Crave The world population will be 8.09 BILLION on New Year's Day according to estimates. 23K 2.3K 245K 6.1M
almondmilkhunni @almondmilkhunni 3d ... me wearing 6 pairs of underwear on new years a @cloudcalsxo.4d what color are u wearing guys? lol new year UNDER I will always follow this superstition! Choose the color of your underwear WEAR based on what you want the new year to bring you WEAR PINK IF YOU WEAR WHITE IF YOU WEAR BLUE IF YOU WANT WANT PEACE, HARMONY WANT LOVE AND WELLNESS, GOOD HEALTH HARMONY. AND HAPPINESS. AND TRANQUILITY. WEAR GREEN IF YOU WEAR RED IF YOU WANT WEAR YELLOW IF YOU WANT WANT WELL-BEING, LOVE, PASSION PROSPERITY, WEALTH LIFE, AND MORE NATURE
28 @fourlokolou.4d deleting concert pictures is so hard the pictures in question 108 9.3K 165K 1.4M
InfiniteTatami @tatami_DAZE.4d ... SONIC DID WHAT то MUFASA MW MarketWatch 4h 'Sonic 3' edges 'Mufasa' as family films dominate the holiday box office 15 153 6.8K 80K 1.4M
Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer . 3d the interns have finally fought back against ellen MIKEY @Bl4M3TH3MOVI3S.4d I love movies GIF 20K 9 677 482K
Jone @windbreakergod • 3d Saw a guy with a visible boner through his very tight ribbed skinny jeans drop his phone, reach down to pick it up, audibly fart, and then his hat fell off his head revealing he was bald 407 7.6K 159K 3.6M
julia @CatgirlAnarcho. 3d the woke left has taken over amazon collar collar for twinks collar for dogs 271 11K 189K 3M
VIVA sara cinesca 99 @nandorsversion - 3d LA VULVA girl who's gonna be ok Classic Horror Films @HorrorHammer1.6d 1922 GIF 11K 127K 55 2.7M
z. Doom @World0fEcho - 5d Something went wrong, but don't fret - let's give it another shot. Everyone nosferawktuah Everyone can reply 116 8.6K 129K 1.9M
YOLANDA PARODY @yolanda_parody-3d ... 'see you next year' 15 465 4.8K 205K
Gwyn Bizzy @The_MoonBean 5d This is what happens to bad babies who eat too many coins Baby's names @Babysnames 6d Bronzed Lounger win-Smile 3.2K 62K 1.2M 58
Asiskan @asiskant 4d ... Latest read TEAR TO OCEM TEAR PEPS DRATION AT FIA free reading fast, Prés delivery vide D elst Z NOT A GROWER NOT A ime SHOWER me A GUIDE TO LIFE WITH A MICROPENIS 502 6.3K 117K 11M
Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer : 3d Christmas is over get out of my house 4.1K 125 48K 1.2M
AJ Spurr @SpurrFM 5 5d ... The Rose Bowl: Our game is rooted in tradition, prestige, and history. Pop-Tart Bowl: Watch this pastry take its clothes off. It yearns to be consumed. في 0:05 From no context college football 228 9.7K 125K 3.5M
tashi duncan @mj4y222.5d how the 26th to the 31st feels 28 26K 286K 3.7M
Harry @hdwmovies 6d watching Juror #2 and after the opening titles Dad just earnestly said walk me through what happened in the first one 55 821 26K 650K
CIA pierce @cringe_genius 5d spirit airlines customer service rep just said Q as in cute 11 310 8.4K 217K
mr. puff @rishipuff. 5 5d ... iknow . wearing indian clothes at a wedding must hit so hard when ur white 65 1.7K 60K 1.4M
Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson . 3d News Duff! 55 FRESH 17 Malik @trulyakram_ 12/20/24 If you're 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing? 1.6K 17K 24 445K

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