35 Dirty Jokes People Love to Tell
‘What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?’
While comedy would be nothing without clean jokes, dad jokes or even intellectual jokes, it's equally important to appreciate dirty jokes. Sure, you might not be able to tell them to your grandmother at Thanksgiving, but they’re perfect for going tit for tat with a stranger in a bar. During a recent exchange of wits, a Redditor was told this one, which she hadn’t heard before:
“‘Do you know the difference between Caesar salad and a blowjob?’
“‘No, I don’t.’
“‘In that case, can I take you out to lunch?’”
Short, sweet and to the point.
Other Redditors have shared the filthy jokes they can’t tell in front of meemaw, including a perfect filthy zinger to tell on Christmas Eve.