37 Short, Clean Jokes That Get a Laugh Every Time

‘The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense’
37 Short, Clean Jokes That Get a Laugh Every Time

Although the dirty joke about nuns getting flashed is hilarious, short, clean jokes can be equally chuckle-worthy. For example, a Redditor told this one, which is pretty good: A man walks into a library and orders fish and chips. The librarian says, “This is a library.” The man apologizes, and then says in a whisper, “I’d like some fish and chips.” 

How can you not laugh at that? 

Other Redditors have recalled the funny little jokes they like that get a laugh from people of all ages. Have you heard the one about Dr. Frankenstein entering a bodybuilding contest?

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Nerdyoctopus21 o 8y ago . A man walks into a library and orders fish and chips. The librarian says, this is a library. The man, says, oh. Sorry. (Then in a whisper) I'd like some fish and chips. 1.2K ...
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