32 of the Funniest Reasons People Received a Lifetime Ban

People who have been banned from public establishments are modern-day martyrs who have risked it all to test the limits. For example, we now know that under no circumstances should we take bouncy balls to the fourth floor of the Mall of America and drop them to “see how high they bounce.” That kind of behavior isn’t tolerated there. 

It’s also good to know that we can’t go to Six Flags, get on a roller coaster and put a bunch of coins on our legs to watch the money float while we’re up in the air. The employees, along with the innocent bystanders who might get pelted with spare change, don’t like that very much. 

Redditors have revealed the other funny reasons they or someone they know got 86’d from a place, and the Tinder ban was totally worth it.