28 Movie and TV Quotes So Stupid They’re Brilliant

You actually kind of have to respect the people who wrote these lines
28 Movie and TV Quotes So Stupid They’re Brilliant

Sometimes a line comes along thats so cringeworthy that you wish it had never assaulted your ears. And yet, at the same time, you kind of have to show some respect, too — respect for the person who wrote it and respect for the actor who said it while keeping a straight face.

So lets show some respect for these just absolute piles of verbal garbage…

I'm like a fat ballerina who takes scalps and slits throats! -Hound, Transformers: Age of Extinction CRACKED COMT
It's been a long time since I smelled beautiful. Richard B. Riddick, The Chronicles of Riddick
There's what's right, & there's what's right, and never the twain shall meet. CRACKEDCO -H.1. McDunnough, Raising Arizona COM
NEVER DO ANYTHING OUT OF HUNGER. NOT EVEN EATING. y Frank Semyon True Detective, Season 2
CRACKED cO Cookies need love like everything does. -Agent Smith, The Matrix Revolutions
MANRETURNS Batman: Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it. Catwoman: But a kiss can be even CRACKED.COM deadlier if you mean it.
I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank! -Mason Storm Hard To Kill CRACKED COM
I'vE loved you all my life EvEN before we met. Abby McDeere Thhe Firm
CRACKED That doughnut-hole- eating, son-of-a-bitch, take-it-in-the-ear-for-a- beer, raT bastard! - Tommy Five-Tone HASON UDSON AWK
I have orgasms, he has WARGASMS. -Ophelia O Sage, Savages CRACKED COM
It's time we show the Fire Nation that we believe in our beliefs as much as they believe in theirs. -Princess Yue, The Last Airbender
HOW ABOUT I MAKE YOU MY WEE YOTCH! -CHASE COLLINS, THE COVENANT
Things fall. Things on Earth. And what falls is fallen. - Bruce Wayne

Rocky IV

CRACKED What I'm trying to say is, if I can change, and you can change, EVERYBODY CAN CHANGE! Rocky Balboa, Rocky IV
I LOVE RUMORS! FACTS CAN BE SO MISLEADING, WHEREAS RUMORS, TRUE OR FALSE, ARE OFTEN REVEALING. -COL. HANS LANDIA, INGLORIDLS BASTERDES
28 Movie and TV Quotes So Stupid They’re Brilliant
If this boy can have a leaf on his ankle, then we can make a pencil out of leaves! -Ms. Crudstaff (The Odd Life of Timothy Green CRACKED.COM
IT'S LIKE LOOKING IN A MIRROR, ONLY NOT. -Castor Troy, Face/Off CRACKED.COM
We ran... we finally got to the boat, but it wasn't there. -Rudy, House of the Dead CRACKED COM
ONCE UPon A TIME IN MEXICS Are you a MexiCAN, or a MexiCAN'T?n - Sheldon Sands CRACKED COMT
I AM HAUNTED.... BY THE KISS... THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE GIVEN ME. -ANAKIN ATTACK OF THE CLONES
CYOU SACK OF WINE! CACHILLES, TROY
I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, and I'm gonna rock out with ORGASM my cock out Steve Stifler - American Pie DONOR CRACKED.COM
Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money. Mickey Bergman, Heist
CRACKEDC The day I died was the day 0 started to live. Patience Phillips, Catwoman
Killing me won't bring back your goddamn honey! -Edlward Malus, The Wicker Man CRACKEDCOMT
YOU KNOW, THEY CALL IT A WATERBOARD, BUT NEVER GET BORED. Zartan, G.. Joe: Retaliation CRACKED COM
Why is he CRACKEDCO COM still alive? He vexes me. I'm terribly vexed. Commodus, Gladiator (2000)

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