28 Movie and TV Quotes So Stupid They’re Brilliant
You actually kind of have to respect the people who wrote these lines
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Sometimes a line comes along that’s so cringeworthy that you wish it had never assaulted your ears. And yet, at the same time, you kind of have to show some respect, too — respect for the person who wrote it and respect for the actor who said it while keeping a straight face.
So let’s show some respect for these just absolute piles of verbal garbage…
![I'm like a fat ballerina who takes scalps and slits throats! -Hound, Transformers: Age of Extinction CRACKED COMT](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/1/2/0/597120.jpg?v=2)
![It's been a long time since I smelled beautiful. Richard B. Riddick, The Chronicles of Riddick](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/9/9/597099.jpg?v=2)
![There's what's right, & there's what's right, and never the twain shall meet. CRACKEDCO -H.1. McDunnough, Raising Arizona COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/1/1/6/597116.jpg?v=2)
![NEVER DO ANYTHING OUT OF HUNGER. NOT EVEN EATING. y Frank Semyon True Detective, Season 2](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/1/1/5/597115.jpg?v=2)
![CRACKED cO Cookies need love like everything does. -Agent Smith, The Matrix Revolutions](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/1/1/0/597110.jpg?v=2)
![MANRETURNS Batman: Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it. Catwoman: But a kiss can be even CRACKED.COM deadlier if you mean it.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/1/0/9/597109.jpg?v=2)
![I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank! -Mason Storm Hard To Kill CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/1/0/5/597105.jpg?v=2)
![I'vE loved you all my life EvEN before we met. Abby McDeere Thhe Firm](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/7/6/597076.jpg?v=2)
![CRACKED That doughnut-hole- eating, son-of-a-bitch, take-it-in-the-ear-for-a- beer, raT bastard! - Tommy Five-Tone HASON UDSON AWK](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/1/0/4/597104.jpg?v=2)
![I have orgasms, he has WARGASMS. -Ophelia O Sage, Savages CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/1/0/3/597103.jpg?v=2)
![It's time we show the Fire Nation that we believe in our beliefs as much as they believe in theirs. -Princess Yue, The Last Airbender](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/7/0/597070.jpg?v=2)
![HOW ABOUT I MAKE YOU MY WEE YOTCH! -CHASE COLLINS, THE COVENANT](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/9/7/597097.jpg?v=2)
![Things fall. Things on Earth. And what falls is fallen. - Bruce Wayne](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/1/0/8/597108.jpg?v=2)
![CRACKED What I'm trying to say is, if I can change, and you can change, EVERYBODY CAN CHANGE! Rocky Balboa, Rocky IV](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/7/3/597073.jpg?v=2)
![I LOVE RUMORS! FACTS CAN BE SO MISLEADING, WHEREAS RUMORS, TRUE OR FALSE, ARE OFTEN REVEALING. -COL. HANS LANDIA, INGLORIDLS BASTERDES](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/8/8/597088.jpg?v=2)
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![If this boy can have a leaf on his ankle, then we can make a pencil out of leaves! -Ms. Crudstaff (The Odd Life of Timothy Green CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/7/1/597071.jpg?v=2)
![IT'S LIKE LOOKING IN A MIRROR, ONLY NOT. -Castor Troy, Face/Off CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/1/1/1/597111.jpg?v=2)
![We ran... we finally got to the boat, but it wasn't there. -Rudy, House of the Dead CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/8/5/597085.jpg?v=2)
![ONCE UPon A TIME IN MEXICS Are you a MexiCAN, or a MexiCAN'T?n - Sheldon Sands CRACKED COMT](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/9/0/597090.jpg?v=2)
![I AM HAUNTED.... BY THE KISS... THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE GIVEN ME. -ANAKIN ATTACK OF THE CLONES](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/8/6/597086.jpg?v=2)
![CYOU SACK OF WINE! CACHILLES, TROY](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/7/9/597079.jpg?v=2)
![I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, and I'm gonna rock out with ORGASM my cock out Steve Stifler - American Pie DONOR CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/8/0/597080.jpg?v=2)
![Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money. Mickey Bergman, Heist](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/8/1/597081.jpg?v=2)
![CRACKEDC The day I died was the day 0 started to live. Patience Phillips, Catwoman](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/1/1/7/597117.jpg?v=2)
![Killing me won't bring back your goddamn honey! -Edlward Malus, The Wicker Man CRACKEDCOMT](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/1/2/2/597122.jpg?v=2)
![YOU KNOW, THEY CALL IT A WATERBOARD, BUT NEVER GET BORED. Zartan, G.. Joe: Retaliation CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/8/9/597089.jpg?v=2)
![Why is he CRACKEDCO COM still alive? He vexes me. I'm terribly vexed. Commodus, Gladiator (2000)](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/7/4/597074.jpg?v=2)