31 ‘Kid-Friendly’ Things That Were Actually Terrifying

It’s like makers of kids’ pop culture were having a competition to traumatize us
31 ‘Kid-Friendly’ Things That Were Actually Terrifying

We're pretty sure the people who make movies and shows for children are having a secret competition wherein they try to traumatize as many generations of youth as possible. We only say that because we have no other explanation for how these scenes ended up making their respective finished products.

31 ‘Kid-Friendly’ Things That Were Actually Terrifying
31 ‘Kid-Friendly’ Things That Were Actually Terrifying
31 ‘Kid-Friendly’ Things That Were Actually Terrifying
GRACKED OOM This pink and yellow monstrosity was Mr Blobby, an irritating presence on TVs all over Britain in 1993. He reached number one in the pop c
31 ‘Kid-Friendly’ Things That Were Actually Terrifying
31 ‘Kid-Friendly’ Things That Were Actually Terrifying
-RACKED COM The bumbling, inept hyenas from Lion King were meant to provide comic relief. But were actually pretty terrifying
31 ‘Kid-Friendly’ Things That Were Actually Terrifying
31 ‘Kid-Friendly’ Things That Were Actually Terrifying
31 ‘Kid-Friendly’ Things That Were Actually Terrifying
SPYkids kids The Fooglies in Floop's Fooglies (the kid's TV show within the movie) look like they're straight out of an Aphex Twin music video.
D5.5ag3ye8B When this PRNCE the FRESH was released, 9 year old me was all A RAPPER ready for THIS THE I'M PARENTS JUST DONT UNDERSTAND Not this. K Nig
31 ‘Kid-Friendly’ Things That Were Actually Terrifying
SESAME STREET traumatized many of its young viewers with an episode where Bert and Ernie visit an Egyptian tomb and find mummies that look exactly lik
CRACKED.com The idea that rats will creep into your room and eat you in your sleep, courtesy of Lady and the Tramp.
CRACKEDcO Once Upon a Forest HEAVY MACHINERY Ferngully WILL The Secret of Nimh MURDER YOU

Ernest Scared Stupid

Ernest CRACKED COM SCARED STUPID The fifth family-friendly film featuring Ernest, where he encounters a troll who transforms children into wooden do
CRACKEDCON The pink elephants from Dumbo (1941) still give me palpitations.
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31 ‘Kid-Friendly’ Things That Were Actually Terrifying
31 ‘Kid-Friendly’ Things That Were Actually Terrifying
31 ‘Kid-Friendly’ Things That Were Actually Terrifying
BANjo CRACKEDCO -KAOOIE Surely a fun kids game with a talking bear who collects puzzle pieces could never have anything scary- HOLY @Q$ YES CHILD, SWI
The man-eating snake in Disney's classic Jungle Book was as scary for kids as the fan-art for this scene is to adults today.
The Berenstain Bears Specifically, their extremely sharp claws
31 ‘Kid-Friendly’ Things That Were Actually Terrifying
CRACKED.COM Mister Rogers' Neighborhood was beloved by many children, but some of the characters were more likely to induce nightmares than to educate
31 ‘Kid-Friendly’ Things That Were Actually Terrifying
-So you known how kids love clowns, right? -Whati if... we put thousands of clown statues nearby the zone where they play... -Oh! and maybe we sh
31 ‘Kid-Friendly’ Things That Were Actually Terrifying
31 ‘Kid-Friendly’ Things That Were Actually Terrifying

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