29 B.S. Things People Say — And What They Actually Mean

Why are we expected to learn a second language, when the first is still confusing to us?
29 B.S. Things People Say — And What They Actually Mean

Learning a language can be tough. And we arent talking about a secondary one, were talking about the one youve been raised your whole life with. Why? Because, as youre about to find out, even the most regular conversations have hidden meanings we typically dont consider.

SOME OF MY BEST I'M A FRIENDS ARE BLACK... RACIST... ...AND GAY, ...AND A TOO! HOMOPHOBE, TOO! CRACKED.COM
OH, SO CUTE! Dear god, how many pictures Of your cat do you have?
With all due respecto.. Catch up with the times, you geezero CRACKED COM
Your work is great, but there are a few things that could be improved upon... *sigh* What an amateur. CRACKEDCO
CRACKED How much pain How much effort are you in on would you like me a scale from to put into solving one to ten? your problem?
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHETHER you WIN OR LOSE, IT'S HOW you PLAY THE GAME, so GET BACK ON THE MOUND AND JUST HAVE FUN! IF You KEEP PITCHING BALLS, I'LL NE
WE WILL MISS YOU THIS MEANS I'M ONE STEP CLOSER TO THAT PROMOTION! THIS LEFTOVEB WHO ABE CAKE IS YOU? MINE, BITCHEZ! DIBS ON YOUR OFFICE!
Where do you wanna eat? Anywhere you want! Exactly the restaurant I have in mind that I'm hoping you can guess.
GRACKEDOON Not a fucking chance! We'll see
I'm BUSY TOMORROW. How ABOUT FRIDAY? I HAVE O PLANS TOMORROW. I JUST DON'T WANNA LOOK DESPERATE.
Mr. Parker has informed us of his decision to leave the company and pursue other interests, effective immediately. You mean he was totally caught wi
It's your decision. 0 made my stance painstakingly obvious. You should know what the ight decision is. CRACKEDCOMT
CRAGKEDCOM I JUST SAY WHAT EVERYONE THINKS BUT IS TOO AFRAID TO SAY. I don't intend to take any responsibility for my words. 125/4:02
CRACKED Lala la, You're funny I can't looking! hear you!!! I think you're He prerty! LIKES me!
Hello, how are you? Society forces me to pretend to care about your physical and/ or mental well-being. CRACKED COM
CRACKEDCON I was just kidding. I totally meant what I said.
I have the right to say this. I have no arguments to back what I just said. CRACKED COM
'm busy tonight but call back me on friday! APTER IBURN THIS SIMSCARD!
WE NEED TO SYNERGIZE OUR SKILLS, So WE CAN PARTNER WITH OTHER STAKEHOLDERS, IN ORDER TO LEVERAGE OUR STRENGTHS. I MEAN THAT WE SHOULD MAXIMIZE OUR COR
CRACKEDCON Give me a tip, ugly. Here you go, handsome.
What they CRACKEDG CON say... Can you help me move some things? We can hang out after. Sure, sounds great. I'll be there! What they mean... I am only
We really need a new couch. I want to refurnish the entire living room.
Your secret is safe with me. I'M TELLIng the Next PERSoN I see. CRACKEDCON
CRACKED COM YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED NEITHER A BIT! HAVE YOU! GOOD GOD! I HOPE I DON'T LOOK THAT OLD!
IT'S NOT YOU IT'S ME. IT'S YOU. CRACKED COM
Q CRACKEDcO COM Ray Sistasso 9 hrs 21 Instead of our taxes going to all these mooching sponges on welfare, we should be helping all the homeless veter
Oh, you don't need to get me anything... but you better get me something.
Random Guy Follow @lolsorandom I'm part of that 1% that has never seen Stars Wars... and never will. Reply Retweet Favorite More EVERYONE LOOK AT ME!
There are more important things to worry about than that*. *Shut up. CRACKED COM

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