29 B.S. Things People Say — And What They Actually Mean
Why are we expected to learn a second language, when the first is still confusing to us?
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Learning a language can be tough. And we aren’t talking about a secondary one, we’re talking about the one you’ve been raised your whole life with. Why? Because, as you’re about to find out, even the most regular conversations have hidden meanings we typically don’t consider.
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