29 Wild Theories That Really Are Out There
![29 Wild Theories That Really Are Out There](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/1/9/827519_320x180.jpg)
There's a lot of wild theories in this world. Frankly, we can’t blame people for believing most of them. After all, we spend most of our days digging up true facts that are so strange most people assume they’re lies. With that in mind, we wanted explore nearly 30 theories that real people actually believe that are more than a little far-fetched. For example, there’s a very popular theory that asserts that Jay-Z’s Roc-a-Fella diamond hand gesture is actually a reference to the Illuminati.
![THE CONSPIRACY: JFK is still alive (and consulting for other presidents). CRACKED.COM THE THEORY: The assassination attempt was real, but he survived, with a few mental hiccups. He's living out his days giving advice to other U.S. presidents and hanging out with an also-alive Marilyn Monroe.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/2/6/824226.jpg)
![THE CONSPIRACY: Jay-Z's Roc-A-Fella diamond is Illuminati imagery. GRAGKED.COM THE THEORY: Okay, sure, everybody's in the Illuminati. But Jay-Z has gone so far as to trademark the hand signal. Cui bono??](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/2/5/824225.jpg)
![THE CONSPIRACY: Katy Perry is JonBenet. CRACKED.COM THE THEORY: Perry is a mere 6 years older than JonBenet, and their parents look kinda similar. You connect the dots.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/2/4/824224.jpg)
![THE CONSPIRACY: Tom Cruise holds wife auditions. CRACKED.COM THE THEORY: Не was so powerful by the time of his third marriage that he auditioned Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba before giving the part to Katie Holmes.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/3/0/824230.jpg)
![THE CONSPIRACY: Michael Jackson's death was a distraction orchestrated by Iran. GRACKED GOM THE THEORY: How better to keep Americans from meddling in Ahmadinejad's dubious reelection, than by killing their biggest pop star?](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/2/2/824222.jpg)
![THE CONSPIRACY: Lorde is a 40-year-old woman. CRACKED COM THE THEORY: She hasn't had any of the typical 20-something pop star gaffes or outbursts; she has to be pulling a Never Been Kissed.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/3/5/824235.jpg)
![THE CONSPIRACY: Bob Marley was killed as a warning to other reggae artists. CRACKED.COM THE THEORY: The CIA was working to take out the Jamaican prime minister, and the reggae community knew too much.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/2/8/824228.jpg)
![THE CONSPIRACY: Bill Hicks didn't die; he just became Alex Jones. CRACKED.COM THE THEORY: The CIA kidnapped him and turned him into a right-wing propaganda machine.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/2/3/824223.jpg)
![THE CONSPIRACY: The moon landing was shot by Stanley Kubrick. CRACKED.COM THE THEORY: 2001: A Space Odyssey was such a big hit, the U.S. government wanted to give us a secret sequel.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/3/1/824231.jpg)
![THE CONSPIRACY: Michael Jackson was chemically castrated. GRACKED COM THE THEORY: Не was prescribed a powerful acne drug at the age of 12 that caused his body to fend off puberty.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/3/6/824236.jpg)
![THE CONSPIRACY: Steve Jobs is hanging out in Egypt. Mike Sington @MikeSington Steve Jobs is discovered alive and living in Egypt! CRACKED.COM THE THEORY: This 2018 picture is of Steve Jobs kickin' it in a plastic lawn chair. Case closed!](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/2/9/824229.jpg)
![THE CONSPIRACY: Disney assassinated Miley Cyrus. CRACKED.COM THE THEORY: Miley wanted a childhood, but Disney wanted money. So they offed her and readied the next clone.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/3/4/824234.jpg)
![THE CONSPIRACY: Elvis died of chronic constipation. GRACKED COM THE THEORY: Elvis never actually got fat. What we think of as fat Elvis was really normal Elvis with weeks of poop in him, gumming up the works.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/2/7/824227.jpg)
![THE CONSPIRACY: Biggie and Tupac are hanging in New Zealand. CRACKED.COM THE THEORY: The rivals put their differences aside, faked their own deaths, and moved to a resort town together.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/3/3/824233.jpg)
![THE CONSPIRACY: Stevie Wonder can see. GRAGKED.COM THE THEORY: Не likes basketball, and once caught a falling mic stand: two things typical of the sighted!](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/3/2/824232.jpg)
![THE CONSPIRACY: J.K. Rowling doesn't exist. THE THEORY: The story of Harry Potter, and her own story of redemption, are just too good to be true. She's an actor fronting for a team of writers.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/2/1/824221.jpg)
![IF{Soul=FALSE}, RunProgram(NPC.exe) L Could you be an NPC? That dank NPC Wojak meme you forwarded to trigger the normies is actually based on a theory that 75% of us are soulless, non-player characters. A 4chan user speculated that humankind only has a limited number of souls, but as the С population grows, all the extra bodies become NPCs who just conform to groupthink trends. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/1/9/824219.jpg)
Source: 13 Dumb Conspiracies Worthy Of Your Crazy Uncle, Uncle Crazy
![WAS KANYE WEST'S ENDORSEMENT OF TRUMP ALL PART OF A PLAN TO MAKE A KARDASHIAN GREAT AGAIN? Wendy Williams proposed that West agreed to help the president win over black voters in exchange for Trump helping clean up wife Kim Kardashian's racy image. MARATHON - UNIVERSITY - Kanye has since said he is distancing himself С from politics. Coincidence?!? CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/2/0/824220.jpg)
Source: 13 Dumb Conspiracies Worthy Of Your Crazy Uncle, Uncle Crazy
![WERE FEMA AGENTS DISPATCHED TO JAIL POLITICAL UNDESIRABLES IN HAWAII? The totally-legit-sounding website Someone's Bones reported that FEMA sent barges to the state in the wake of the Kilauea volcano С eruption to ferry anti-government dissidents to an internment camp in Region IX (wherever the hell that is.) The barges' barbaric conditions allegedly include no showers, flesh-eating rats, and (gasp!) cold cereal for breakfast. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/1/8/824218.jpg)
Source: 13 Dumb Conspiracies Worthy Of Your Crazy Uncle, Uncle Crazy
![Is Little Caesars just selling DiGiorno pizza? DIGIORNO Little Caesars tle Caesars Little aesars A Twitter user caught some interesting video that is leading people DIGIORNO DIGIORN to proclaim, It's not Caesars... It's DiGiorno! The footage shows a cart filled with frozen DiGiorno pizzas behind the counter of a Little Caesars pizzeria. Or, as Chrissy Teigen called it, the only Little Caesars С I wanna go to. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/1/6/824216.jpg)
Source: 13 Dumb Conspiracies Worthy Of Your Crazy Uncle, Uncle Crazy
![IS XXXTENTACION STILL ALIVE? Some of the rapper's fans believe he faked his death, perhaps to get away from unwanted fame or as publicity for a new single. One piece of key evidence is a video clip where x insists, I'm not dead... relax! beep Which would be pretty convincing if not for С the fact that it's over a year old. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/1/4/824214.jpg)
Source: 13 Dumb Conspiracies Worthy Of Your Crazy Uncle, Uncle Crazy
![IS SKINWALKER RANCH THE EPICENTER OF SUPERNATURAL ACTIVITY? KEEP OUT - From alien encounters and dire wolves to cow mutilations and poltergeists, Skinwalker Ranch has been the go- to spot for catching odd incidents С on blurry film for over 50 years. The 500-acre Utah ranch has allegedly been investigated by numerous government agencies, with a new documentary compiling hours of interviews with witnesses that are totally not suffering from mass hysteria. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/1/7/824217.jpg)
Source: 13 Dumb Conspiracies Worthy Of Your Crazy Uncle, Uncle Crazy
![DID COURTNEY LOVE CONSPIRE WITH ACTOR ROSS BUTLER TO MURDER HER EX-SON-IN-LAW? (Wait, what?) Frances Bean Cobain's ex, Isaiah Silva, says the 13 Reasons Why actor plotted with Love to break into his home, kidnap and kill him, and steal back the guitar Kurt Cobain played on MTV Unplugged. Love and Butler met through manager Sam Lufti, who Silva says was also part of the gang of murderous burglars. Silva says he told police at the time it was all a prank, after С being threatened by the co-conspirators. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/1/5/824215.jpg)
Source: 13 Dumb Conspiracies Worthy Of Your Crazy Uncle, Uncle Crazy
![ARE THE JEWS BEHIND THE MIGRANT CARAVAN? Courtney Tubbs, who goes by the not-so- subtle Twitter handle WillRedPillYou, spotted the Star of David on a truck traveling with the convoy of Central American migrants in Guatemala. Tubbs, whose super-edgy Twitter page is filled with hot takes on white supremacy and homophobia, asserts that the truck is more С proof that international jewry is behind each and every atrocity on the face of Earth. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/1/0/824210.jpg)
Source: 13 Dumb Conspiracies Worthy Of Your Crazy Uncle, Uncle Crazy
![WAS MEGHAN MARKLE REPLACED BY A ROBOT? S Twitter erupted with theories that the duchess had been supplanted by a deranged-looking android after a surprise appearance with Prince С Harry on Britain's Got Talent. It was later revealed the royal couple were live wax figures being unveiled by Madame Tussauds. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/1/2/824212.jpg)
Source: 13 Dumb Conspiracies Worthy Of Your Crazy Uncle, Uncle Crazy
![IS LINDSAY LOHAN SECRETLY AN AGENT OF THE TURKISH GOVERNMENT? The actress has shown unusual support for President Erdogan, spreading his government's propaganda and making frequent sponsored С trips to Turkey, many of which coincided with Mike Flynn's visits to the nation. Lohan recently streamed a video where she tried to rescue refugee children in Moscow from their own family, until their mother popped her one. (It isn't clear whether she was on a secret mission or if she's maybe just a little on the nutty side.) CRACKED GOM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/1/1/824211.jpg)
Source: 13 Dumb Conspiracies Worthy Of Your Crazy Uncle, Uncle Crazy
![DID MAC MILLER FAKE HIS OWN DEATH so ARIANA GRANDE COULD DUMP THIS GUY? The singer called off her engagement to SNL's Pete Davidson shortly after Miller's passing, leaving one fan to theorize the rapper's death was a hoax orchestrated to give the С heartbroken Grande an easy out. Another popular theory surrounding the breakup is that one day she just woke up and realized he was Pete Davidson and she was Ariana Grande. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/1/3/824213.jpg)
Source: 13 Dumb Conspiracies Worthy Of Your Crazy Uncle, Uncle Crazy
![WERE UFOS CAUGHT ON VIDEO BY NUMEROUS PEOPLE IN CHINA? Users on the social media site Weibo posted recordings of a bright swirling light dancing over Beijing and other cities in the region. С Some speculated that the lights were just aliens observing us as always, with others saying they were caused by China testing the super- secret aircraft known as WU-14. Chinese news outlets quickly explained the phenomena away as just the usual condensation trails that planes leave behind (because of course they did). CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/0/8/824208.jpg)
Source: 13 Dumb Conspiracies Worthy Of Your Crazy Uncle, Uncle Crazy
![IS TUPAC С SHAKUR CHILLIN' IN MALAYSIA? Suge Knight's son, Suge J. Knight, shared a video on his Instagram page that he claims shows Makaveli very much alive in Malaysia. Knight later claimed the Illuminati had threatened him for sharing the secret (while preemptively denying he was on drugs, of course). CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/0/9/824209.jpg)
Source: 13 Dumb Conspiracies Worthy Of Your Crazy Uncle, Uncle Crazy