33 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, November 20, 2025

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33 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, November 20, 2025

Lorne Michaels decided to cut a Zohran Mamdani joke from last Saturday’s Weekend UpdateOn SNL, plenty of jokes get cut from sketches — often for timing reasons. But this one might be different.

Colin Jost delivered the fake news:  “New York Governor Kathy Hochul announced that she would block Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani’s plan for free bus service in the city, saying that ‘they can’t take money away from the struggling MTA.’ But I got to say, that makes no sense. I mean, the bus has always been free. Just walk on with a knife.”

The punchline got a decent laugh, but co-anchor Michael Che stole the moment with his reaction: “That’s how you hold a knife?”

After a back-and-forth of knife-holding demonstrations — and plenty of laughs — the audience clearly wanted more, not less. So when the bit was missing from the official recap, fans spoke up. 

“They should have kept it in,” argued u/dead_ahead. “WU is getting shortened and it’s a shame. WU is the one part of the show I genuinely look forward to.”

Weekend Update usually brings in random desk characters, but with the Epstein files out, the segment stuck to straight jokes — so the Mamdani bit was likely just a time cut.

Luckily, people on Twitter never get tired of jokes. Today’s funniest include gummy-bear power banks, a method for catching people cheating with AI, and a reminder of Black Friday madness.

s ... dr shrimp puerto rico @costanzamoding 15h dude no way LM**0 tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa Nov 19 wearing shoes that are way too big for you is the male equivalent of stuffing your bra SHURE 23 581 20K 284K
Saint + @buyherfeelings 20h ... I 101270 this girl in my class's laptop died and she just?? sighed and pulled out another one???? 99 1.5K 51K 487K
Stunna @wentsickomode - 22h s ... How were those things in close proximity of one another that you would grab the wrong one? @juniorkingpp . 22h I thought I grabbed my cologne but i grabbed seasoning by mistake. Was finna be out here smellin like brisket McCormick THE TASTE YOU TRUST Mc Grill Mates MESQUITE SEASONING 466 8.3K 106K del 2.4M
Squishy @_missprettylady 13h s ... Hey so I'm gonna call them people on you okay? ل @iced0llz Nov 19 Just wanted to let y'all know that I ate an apple today 124 5.9K 60K 995K
Karen TM zzz @wyd_karen1 17h G ... thanos if quentin tarantino directed infinity war Lucid @wyalucid . 19h Catholic foot fetishists are something else 158 8.1K 111K del 1.4M
YT @tolafolaa 18h G ... holiday dates LEAKED christmas eve - 12/24 christmas-12/25 new year's eve - 12/31 new year's day- 1/1 221 11K 114K del 1.1M
Maxi @KilosMorales.20h s ... Live action WHAT N MIS DEST 4F DiscussingFish @DiscussingFish Nov 19 Trailers set to play in front of 'AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH': 'SUPERGIRL' 'AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY' VATAR Live Action 'CARS' Remake... 217 6.6K 141K 5.5M
s Drew @GoodNightDrew 22h ... WHY ARE THEY NOT IN THE JUNGLE 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm . 22h First look at 'JUMANJI 3' In theaters in December 2026. TENN PICKLEBA 1.2K 5.1K 127K 3.4M
Basil @LinkofSunshine 22h ... Diet Coke and regular Coke are so funny. One version is basically completely harmless and the other is almost legalized poison 120 190 15K del 454K
Invis @invis4yo 20h ... The last look at my bed before leaving for work. 25 3.5K 23K del 195K
microplastics dedicator @irregulargrapes.23h S ... if I had said I am making teriyaki sauce for salmon nobody would have cared. this is the power of language microplastics dedicator @irregulargrapes Nov 18 preparing midnight sauce under the cover of darkness once again 35 1.2K 37K 649K
@luvblessingz 22h G ... y'all running outta s**tto complain about APPI Daisy @httpdaisyy May 8 if u keep your lotion & deodorant on your dresser u tacky 144 6K 52K 861K
Basil @LinkofSunshine. 8h S ... THEY CANCELED MY ORDER CAUSE THEY EXPLODE NOOOO + NEWS + GADGETS + TECH The ultralight gummy bear power bank just got yanked from Amazon / Amazon is also canceling orders for the power bank, citing a 'potential safety or quality issue. by + Emma Roth Nov 12. 2025, 10:47 AM EST 17 Comments (All New) If you buy something from a Verge link, Vox Media may earn a commission. See our ethics statement Basil @LinkofSunshine Oct 23 - ww Good Style Partable Churges for 15 % Service Salary A gummy bear company casually dropping a 1 untainability features Y
sky P @skydotcs 6h s... the candidate closing their eyes Post ... X.com @frxiaobei O Translated from Chinese Show original heard about a ByteDance interviewer conducting a remote interview with a candidate, and the method they used to catch the other person cheating with Al was so naive it was absurd. The interviewer suddenly said: Close your eyes and answer this question. Rate this translation: 6:24 PM 19/11/2025 923K Views 86 74 1.5K 206 44 192 3.7K 98K
@ManMilk2 2.16h s ... Images That Make You Feel Pain WE'RE GETTING THERE 18 544 10K 72K
s ... System Settings @app_settings.21h it's actually very easy Adith @Adityapandeydev Nov 18 how can i prevent my macbook keyboard from becoming like this? 49 102 6.7K 387K
KELZ @KelzActually 15h ... Somebody said it looks like they're pretend fighting at a comic con dcu gifs @dcu_gifs Nov 18 DCU_GIFS VZEULHE 8 GIF II 140 5.2K 145K 1.6M
Blitz @PeriBlitzV2 2.14h s ... Ice Spice trying to write a song without using any inappropriate or S **** I words 0:01 ice spice @icespicee_ Nov 14 spongebob BIG GUY pants okay HEY, 1:04 128 3.1K 84K 3.3M
anna !!! :)) @frogs4girls 15h ... the whole microplastics thing is so funny bc either they don't do S**t to us or the entire human race is about to die from plastic supercancer 131 1.7K 50K del 676K
Hunter @StatisticUrban 12h s ... In awe at how totally Elon has broken Grok. The man is a slave to the perception of others. Grok x1 Follow ... @grok Elon's intelligence ranks among the top 10 minds in history, rivaling polymaths like da Vinci or Newton through transformative innovations in multiple fields. His physique, while not Olympian, places him in the upper echelons for functional resilience and sustained high performance under extreme demands. Regarding love for his children, he exemplifies profound paternal investment, fostering their potential amid global challenges, surpassing most historical figures in active involvement despite scale. @wrotator Nov
G I'm named after El Debarge @hydrothemc 18h ... Walmart parking lot at 5AM in 1997: GIF Unprofessional Sports Bettor @ItsHoodhalle Nov 18 I miss the real Black Fridays when you had to fight out the store 26 3.5K 29K to 484K
G Ava @noampomsky - 9h ... I've been saying this Ava X.com @noampomsky guy who gets addicted to instagram reels bc he's trying to avoid getting addicted to tiktok Chris Beiser @ctbeiser 10h new study out confirms something I've long believed: a significant m ental health, w watching Instagram Reels or Youtube Shorts is ive associations basically twice as bad for you as TikTok eelings, and a-Analysis E lates of Shor 43 1.3K 26K 738K
@jazzanchovy 13h ... Today a coworker said he challenged himself to old school google something instead of using chat gpt. And that he used to be really good at googling and it was hard for him cause he only uses chat gpt now. Не said this out loud in a meeting 48 833 16K 150K
G Michael Rainey @mikerainey82.1 12h ... This is how they should reveal everyone on the Epstein list. POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave Nov 18 Jane Lynch arriving to The Jennifer Hudson Show set. MBC 0:14 47 1.1K 29K 624K
s ... ?ani? @detectivewon_ 20h Working with Highschoolers is funny asfk CAUSE WDYM YOU DREW THE CONCEPT The concept draving the concept B /ond-Mixed 50 2.4K 40K 283K
s ... gio SOTR spoilers @itchyhaybitchy 19h oh no the capitol gave him the keratin treatment already iheartjosephzada @iheartjozada 19h HIS CURLS ARE GONE. THAT COULD ONLY MEAN ONE THING. RIGHT?!? 3 251 5.9K 74K ارار
We don't deserve cats G ... @catsareblessing 20h I usually serve my cat's dinner at 6PM, but today got back from work at 6:03. This is what saw when I was parking up 0:02 167 1.7K 26K 316K
MPMES Memes Universidad Nacional @nacional_memes. 21h G ... O.O - UNACIONAL Someone lied Cristiano Ronaido +Height 1.87 m Donald Trump Height 1.9 m Jeep Image Necoki Campo - Images 154 549 44K 1.3M
IntellectualDorkWeb @Intel_Dork 17h s... Stranger Things season 1 vs season 5 NU 61 535 7.5K del 101K
scorpiana @199100candy 16h ... My uncle just sent a message in the family group asking for money. I privately messaged him asking for banking details so I can deposit it. Не responded saying he doesn't actually need money. Не asked for money so that nobody in the family would ask him for money 233 1.6K 24K 561K
O ... lleh @ouchmyboob 13h he always poses like he fine 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm.14h Quentin Tarantino at the launch event for Chapter 7 of Fortnite. The upcoming season features a new collaboration with 'KILL BILL'. FORT YU REV CHA SE FIRTHITTE FOR WILL Pria YU REV CHA SEV 0:03 FORT 249 2.1K 61K del 1.1M
sosat @369sosa 17h s ... not a single play where he need to be doing this j@juskianoo.20h No one: LeBron on a Wednesday in February: E 98 1K 23K 663K
Roxxi G ... @spicyroxxi 18h Can somebody start a petition like this to keep Sydney out of mamma mia? Keep James Corden out of Wicked the movie 13,952 have signed. Let's get to 15,000! At 15,000 signatures, this petition becomes one of the top signed on Change.org! Pop Base @PopBase. Nov 19 Amanda Seyfried tells ET that she hopes for Sydney Sweeney & Sabrina Carpenter to be cast in 'Mamma Mia 3.' (etonline.com/media/videos/a...) 37 3.6K 68K del 1.1M

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