38 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, November 19, 2025

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38 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, November 19, 2025

Sometimes, you’ve just gotta laugh at it.

It’s no secret that Donald Trump always has something to say—usually something nasty—about any comedian who dares joke about him. And his Truth Social account offers so many examples to choose from.

On Stephen Colbert: “I absolutely love that Colbert got fired. His talent was even less than his ratings.” Or on Seth Meyers: “His ‘show’ is a Ratings DISASTER. Aside from everything else, Meyers has no talent, and NBC should fire him, IMMEDIATELY!”

But what’s surprising is that he hasn’t said anything about South Park — a show that’s been brutally relentless with him. Why is that?

According to the comedian Patton Oswalt, it may have something to do with money and ratings. “Nothing shuts Trump up like money,” Oswalt said this week on the Last Laugh podcast. “South Park, not only does it make an insane amount of some money, it gets insane ratings,”

Oswalt says that Trump’s metric for success is all about the numbers. And clearly, South Park has a massive audience — plus, its producers recently secured $1.5 billion to make more episodes. So maybe that’s why he’s staying quiet. 

Another platform where the numbers are huge and nobody ever stays quiet is Twitter. Today’s funniest features some very concerned tigers, a parking scam recommendation and a very precise email. 

varepsilon @var_epsilon 14h ... it's on your google one plan. it's included in your google workspace bundle. you can literally find it in the google cloud console. dude it's on vertex. it's on ai studio. you can use it on ai studio. go to ai studio right now roon @tszzl . 14h have to be honest i genuinely can't figure out how to get gemini 3. what the h**| is Manage your Google One Plan. might be over for me 30 96 3.1K 138K
Commander @c0mmandderr.19h O ... I know the eye contact in that house is unsettling as h**| Por Tage Pop Tingz @PopTingz Aug 10, 2023 Rami Malek and Emma Corrin are reportedly dating. 352 7.5K 180K 4.8M
@stupidhead_YH 1 16h s ... yohak How they're gonna be releasing the epstein files: Bill Clinton Obama Bill Clinton Bill Clinton Bill Clinton g ****** were obliterated Donald trump is innocent Pop Base @PopBase.21h The U.S. House approves bill (427-1) to force the release of the Epstein files, sending it to the Senate. 22 1.7K 32K del 293K
nuz @punishednuz 14h O ... godd ** n. in box office history??? Reel Updates @worldofreel . 16h CHRISTY had the worst second-weekend drop for a wide release in box-office history, earning only $108K this past weekend-a 92% decline tinyurl.com/4rembauc 13 229 8.9K 192K
bilatinman kio @kzzrtttt 18h s ... these reporters are so kind because id immediately ask back was bubba bill clinton or the horse? POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave.20h Donald Trump snaps at female reporter who asks about Epstein files: Quiet, Piggy! OF 3 THE SIDE NT THE UNITED LOCAL SESTINATION -0:58 was -6:38 0:07 392 20K 325K 4.8M
Shai Benbasat (MrShibolet) @MrShibolet 18h G ... Update: I've outgrown my position at Cloudflare and am currently looking for my next opportunity, Attaching my CV. + Experience Vibe Developer Cloudflare - Full-time Nov 2025 -Nov 2025 1 day Vibe Coder aws Amazon Web Services (AWS) - Full-time Oct 2025 - Oct 2025.1 day Intern CrowdStrike - F Full-time Jul 2024 - Jul 2024 1 day 194 1.6K 31K de 707K
Commander @commandderr.2 20h G ... N*** I just realized they're smiling bees, not very concerned tigers Cjay @ced_jayy.21h they want that cookie so effing bad fr Kale & Kale & Mushroom - State Cat Kaven TORRY fee ***** Exp RISAS & TAX Nine ALPEAUT DELIX DESE BAKER 128.8 - NOS 3:31 DI ... - - 595 17K 281K 5.1M
bl**ne @alphatransfag 19h ... writing cover letters feels soooo ever since i was a little boy, i knew i wanted to be an administrative assistant when i grew up 128 15K 180K del 1.8M
G ... @Umzd4rg 16h This is an elite method and works every time 100% success rate LS25 HNJ Using the broken down method to park somehwre for 15 minutes 115 872 28K 841K
Tony x G ... @soloucity 13h What happened in 2015. St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues 18h #stlblues 15 seasons of Faulker 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 2021 2022 2023 2024 2025 FAULK 287 2.1K 63K del 2.9M
hyacinth @halcyonhyacinth - 17h s ... need this to be the top review Egg Nog Lord Is A Big... PATRON Wicked: For Good 2025 DARKED Rewatched Nov 4, 2025 Haven't been this dazzled by a green/ white couple since Shrek (2001) LIKED 460 likes 45 5.2K 67K del 600K
с @poetsandpasta . 21h ... Tailgating me while I'm going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look st***d btw lol 82 3.3K 45K 442K
s ... pisces princess @lobotomyhottiee 15h U can literally see the republican face taking form wow Sydney Sweeney Files @sydneyfilesx Nov 16 Fan account Sydney Sweeney at the 16th Governors Awards. 1.2K 20K 480K 8.8M
kody @uketill 11h ... i find it funny most people dont know these images are from the same movie 316 9.4K 153K del 1.5M
M @itss_mariyam 19h ... Someone at work had a 25 year anniversary and it took everything in me not to say she's been working longer than I've been alive 16 400 14K del 164K
Arion MIITOONS Rashad @ArionMiitoons 15h s ... But.... They fight th-... They literally..... Its in the ti... The movie's name... It's... ToonHive TH @ToonHive 16h A Christian school in England has banned students from singing songs from 'KPор Demon Hunters,' saying the film's tunes does not uphold its Christian ethos. Staff said the themes are linked to spiritual forces opposed to God... 470 7.3K 97K del 2.2M
Jeremy. @TheJeremy_ . 14h S ... to gaben Hello Gabe, Please. Thanks, sincerely, 14 664 13K del 120K
HBL @HOTBOYLEEKS 18h ... N/a Halaal Account @Dubelimthende_ 20h Jobs asking for Twitter handles in their applications now???? GIF II TONY TALES 56 4.8K 73K 1.4M
adi @fateofaditya.21h S ... the ignored wyd POP CRAVE @PopCrave Apr 4, 2022 Pop Crave Nicki Minaj texted Doja Cat to congratulate her on her #GRAMMYs win. nickimina 14m x RE RE @dojacat RE wyd RE Yesterday 9:34 PM RE Congratulations on your Grammy mama. You really really really really really really really fkng deserve it POP CRAVE 92 1K 45K 1.7M
Jerry KatsTM @BadGuyNick 17h ... My Dad just randomly messaged me this gif of the G-Man out of nowhere, this Half-Life 3 marketing is getting a little crazy, they got my Dad involved now. GIF II 23 986 17K 165K
ja-hamon @hoodheresies07 . 22h s... What do the teach got against el boberto he Visual Experience 2nd Hour 3rd Hour yes Hour 5%3 Hour a Hour RAMADE FROM 100% RECYCLED PLASTIC 36 3.5K 40K del 331K
O ... Tilde Byström @7liciousCSGO 4h After 10 years in esports, I'm officially a sandwich maker | I 2202565 Transford Jedper 140 90 14K 534K
hannah @dumbandfunn. 23h G ... we're already halfway through November... Chrolo(s) INED RANCH LARAMIA, WYOMING 21 5.9K 42K 403K
T! @jesu_tofunmii ii . 21h G ... When you get in bed and forget to turn off the lights 118 1.9K 17K 115K
osama @0ba0sama a 21h s ... nobody disturb him he's found the perfect vibe Charlie @Charlie678910.22h 36 1.7K 21K del 243K
theo ?! tlw pilled @geothrmlescpism.1 19h ... the film colorist teryn @youngtiddy Nov 17 i think someone died on the set of Wicked and they're covering it up 13 1.6K 28K 480K
Z @crackgalore 16h ... Let's ask Justin Bieber Sangeet @sangaldoo Nov 17 HOW DO YOU DATE SOMEONE FOR 8 YEARS AND THEN MARRY SOMEONE ELSE WITHIN 6 MONTHS OF BREAKING UP?? 47 2.3K 37K del 795K
nazzo @nazzobetweeting 23h ... not to start A Discourse but i was invited to a dog-free restaurant 3 weeks after i get my new puppy. does dog-free also include very young puppies? young puppies, to my mind, are basically nonexistent. 219 1.8K 48K 581K
NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext-21h S ... Indispensable David @davidchibike What is he trying to do Harry Burberry @kingharry_ Watch his step 78 1K 24K 175K
Zeo @zeokatt 9h s ... Parody account haven't seen you in a while, what u been up to? Me: OF 2.8K 11K 254 178K
CallUnc @Callunc 21h s ... Dress for the job you want Me 22 921 6K del 73K
@literallymecats Nov 18 G ... LiterallyMeCats i'll do it when i get home me at home: 2 448 2.6K 25K
@Whotfismick - 23h s ... 17b How tf did they build this without Spotify ? 27 912 8.1K del 60K
с @tintafey 13h G ... this was absolutely the funniest thing he could've ever said. he should try comedy Pop Base @PopBase. Feb 15 According to Vulture, Taylor Swift called SNL creator Lorne Michaels in 2015 to ask if he would kill off a sketch spoofing her 'girl squad' that they asked her to appear in. His response was: Taylor, I do not negotiate with terrorists. 10 502 24K 594K
kyle @Caol_MacCormaic - 23h G ... he was a sitcom star 50 years ago! Lucifer @C_JuniorsMagic Nov 17 THOUGHT НЕ WAS IN HIS 50S. HES F *** ING 81??? x.com/ToonHive/statu... 32 357 17K 641K
Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice 15h s ... RAPTO RESPIRE Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47. 21h .@POTUS: Не does not sleep much, and I don't sleep much. I think we have the same schedules. We're thinking about our countries... We just had  that slept more than any president. Не 1:04 broke every record. 207 791 9.1K 248K
@floptwts . 18h s ... jordan Fathers are so important actually LOGAN. @xominajs Nov 17 my dad just text me this Today 6:31PM IMZ NICKI MINAJ TO SPEAK AT UNITED NATIONS ON BEHALF OF TRUMP ADMINISTRATION This is who you worship She needs a life. QUEEEEEEN Delivered 44 4.1K 115K 1.9M
Hit Factory @HitFactoryPod 16h S ... Hit Factory when i go to the movies, should be able to get a popcorn bucket that is proportionally this same size compared to me NBA @NBA Nov 17 Too adorable This young fan in Phoenix stole the show with the cutest wave on the Jumbotron! D SUNSUP 0:05 17 706 24K 383K

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