35 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, November 03, 2025

It's sort of a feat to be banned from the calculator app
35 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, November 03, 2025

Springfield, say goodbye to legendary showrunner Al Jean… for now?

After 35 years, Jean can safely confirm that he is “not the person that ended the success of The Simpsons.” The longtime showrunner is officially stepping back and letting others, like Matt Selman, handle the weekly chaos. 

Sunday’s episode, “Bad Boy… For Life?”, marks Jean’s final turn as a showrunner and serves as a tribute to the father-son relationship. It’s an idea he’s been sitting on for years, closing a chapter in his career, but definitely “not a closure for the series.”

Jean noted that though this is the end for him as a showrunner, The Simpsons’ impact on his life has been remarkable, and a place he feels at home

“When things in the external world don't always go the way you want, it's been wonderful to have this show and the people on it you can come and talk with. It's kind of a place to go that you feel at home and that's always been true since Mike and I started in 1989.”

Of course, people on Twitter never run out of creativity and always keep the timeline entertaining. Today’s funniest tweets include how trust issues are formed, getting banned from the calculator app, and the instant regret that comes after oversharing.

Tierra Larai @herchosenpath - 15h ... Не actually old now I'm sad. POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave 19h Morgan Freeman arriving to The Jennifer Hudson Show set. EXIT 0:39 703 18K 316K 7.5M
derek guy @dieworkwear . 18h s ... this looks like the photo perfumers use to describe their fragrance bc no one is eating a cinnamon stick bella @fvbeIla Oct 31 Everyday i make myself a snack plate
6ix @_de_6ixstar 19h ... animals are so crazy because why is your mom only one year older than you? 179 6.1K 106K 1.3M
doomer @uncledoomer.23h G ... well the first problem is that the femur is generally considered to be an inside bone Dr.Haitham Hamoud د.هيثم @hemo_shk - Nov 1 Femur of an 11-year-old boy. What is the diagnosis? What happened? FAP-TT 253 2.9K 130K 6.6M
annabelle :3 @oomfabelle.1 18h G ... This probably feels so good to do omg razia @girlbossonfilm - Nov1 1 i literally hate all men 0:01 / 0:04 152 4.6K 86K del 2.2M
AmaLee Monaren GT @LeeandLie .22h s ... I beg your finest pardon - Vola @magic_aura Oct 29 Get yourself an older woman born between 1998-2001 and settle down. 820 12K 195K del 4.1M
BLËUSKI @BleuCapone.20h G ... Emily Bryant @EmilyBryant4 Jul 27, 2017 My grandpa used to make me smoke black n milds to keep the mosquitos away 327 13K 238K 8.2M
s ... Ricky Gervais @rickygervais 4h I suppose this is out of the question? Certified DON'T JUMP R YOU'LL MAKE EVERYONE LATE FOR WORK. YOU SELFISH PRICK! DUTCH ORCHAND BARN. VODKA 1.2K 4K 57K del 1.1M
@sihoorain 10h ... lowkey wanna fall in love but monday to friday is work, saturday is laundry, sunday is mental prep for monday. the butterflies in my stomach is actually decomposing 64 5.5K 25K 298K
s ... Victoria @arctiquehare. 19h I'm going to be brave 44 2.2K 19K del 207K
Cheesesniffer6967 @cheesesniffer67 - 19h ... well why don't I just go fuck myself Staggiez @Staggiezz 21h Burner accounts are hilarious because why would anyone give a fuck what cheesesniffer6967 with a profile picture of Leon Kennedy has to say? (Sorry if someone goes by cheesesniffer6967 and is actually sound) 58 3.6K 62K 1.5M
S Arcane @arcanography. 17h ... is this meant to be difficult 30 ALBUMS in 30 DAYS 77 MP 10 2 3 23:51 I LISTENED TO 30 ALBUMS IN 30 ... DAYS... SimplyLillie 4.9K views 8 hours ago 476 3K 74K 1.3M
G ... pokey pup @Whatapityonyou 16h Grocery store cashier: ok ma'm that'll be $186.00 Me: no you're wrong Acyn @Acyn1 17h O'DONNELL: Grocery prices are up TRUMP: No, you're wrong 0:18 85 6.4K 89K del 1.2M
dior t @deeore5 . 1 19h ... just checked my funds looks like everybody getting tf out my face for christmas 49 2.3K 13K del 141K
seraphina @hearthkeeping 23h G ... let's be oreos with mama Hill Top Farm @hilltopfarmgirl. Oct - 4 Belties Littondale Autumn 45 8.9K 117K del 1.4M
virgobaby s... @maybeeevirgo . 17h @annaajjasmine Oct 29 BRITISH 8 SUBSC OGUE VIEWPOINT Is Having A Boyfriend mbarrassing Now BY CHANTE JOSEPH 30 5.4K 32K 582K
Alistair's Great Tweets @YesitsAlistair 18h O ... A major achievement to pull this off and not be remotely famous. The average person on the street might have seen all 3 of these and still not be able to pick him out of a police lineup UPDATES V Film Updates @FilmUpdates.20h Mason Thames has starred in 3 films that have hit #1 at the domestic box office this year. At 18 year-old, he becomes the first actor to achieve this since Jim Carrey in 1994. 60 567 18K 525K
Ying light @ying_verse. 17h G ... T I asked my dad what satellites he worked on were still in orbit and he said the international space station what Ying [ @ying_verse Oct 28 my parents at 30: bought a house, had 2 kids, built a satellite me at 30: goes all the way to Taiwan on a pilgrimage to the original bubble tea birthplace only to spill it on myself HEAT est 1983 The Origin of Pearl Milk Tea HEIH IAP 46 1.8K 49K 893K
Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats . 6h G ... Trust issues: how they're formed hehe not hehe @mika.and.mocha 18 794 13K 145K
Zeo @zeokatt . 14h G ... Parody account god, please, if you don't want someone to love me at least make me a millionaire 340 4.5K 18K 351K
eva @norrisprix 23h ... Saint Mleux-Leclerc has to be the most old money-sounding surname i've ever heard, felt poor even reading it 46 7.7K 63K del 915K
WICK @1wickedwick 23h ... imma be on do not disturb all 2026.... 25 1.3K 2.4K 73K
birds' hell @saturnalreturn 21h ... yeah, well, not according to my warped perception of reality 4 3.1K 13K del 160K
@369sosa.2 22h S ... sosat wtf could you have possibly done to get banned from the calculator app jah TM @HoodiiiUno.2 22h So .... this happened 10 AC +/ 0/ You are permanently banned from using Calculator 7 X OK 4 5 6 - 1 2 3 +
duck @ExtremeBlitz_ 7h G ... Successfully wasted 83% of the year A View 0:09 / 0:35 Progress Bar 2025 @ProgressBar202_ Oct 30 2025 is 83% complete. 20 322 3.7K 44K
Grace. s... @graciell_ . 13h a job? for 8 hours? but i don't even sleep for 8 hours del 113K 253 285 2.1K
s ... jenica @impobssible . 11h another day another what the fuck dairief @dairief Oct 30 fuck 274 2.5K 6.8K 376K
introvert @introvertsmemes . 2 21h s ... My life Me ignoring my problems: 2K 17 474 del 52K
aluna s ... @faysiren 12h me after oversharing AGAIN lunacs @lottuns 12h i love oversharing but i regret it after i do it 258 1.7K 5.3K 273K
PRIDE a S No Nonsense Neurodivergent @NoNonsenseND 16h ... NEURODIVERSITY How's life? Yeah, everything on track thanks The track: 9 307 2.3K 40K
Frostquill @yappingbyfm 14h ... for real men's perfume last longer than their promises Paniii7 | cek pinned @isfunnyyyy 14h ETEROIUM s Translated from Indonesian Are there really EXTRAIT DE PARFUM under 100 thousand?? I thought luxurious scents had to cost millions, but turns out there are affordable ones that last a long... 259 663 3.3K del 379K
@anoonamu . 12h yuanayu ... Dear Monday, be kind. I'm still buffering. 228 6 247 del 64K
sarah hagi @KindaHagi 16h ... i'd get kicked out for running on stage to hold him 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm Nov 1 First look at Paddington in 'PADDINGTON: THE MUSICAL' stage play. The puppet is played by 2 performers: James Hameed, the off-stage remote puppeteer, and Arti Shah, the on-stage performer. 1 292 4.4K 86K
b @wwxwashere. 16h s ... HOW TO BE HAPPY @growing become obsessed with two fictional characters who will hold your mental health together 122 8K 37K del 494K
@dazedlewis .20h ... anyone ever tries to remake this, we shoot them dead. simple @dazedlewis . 22h #nw: back to the future dir. robert zemeckis (in theaters) II GIF 32 474 6.4K 136K

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