33 Useless Talents People Are Waiting for the Opportunity to Flaunt

‘I can sing the McDonald’s Big Mac song backwards’
33 Useless Talents People Are Waiting for the Opportunity to Flaunt

Give me a year in American history and I can tell you who the president was. 1910? That’s William Howard Taft, our fattest president. 1826? That’s John Quincy Adams, who loved skinny-dipping in the Potomac. 1965? That’s Lyndon Johnson, who nicknamed his penis “Jumbo.” It’s a talent, for sure, but not really a useful one. After all, all of this info can be googled, even the thing about LBJ’s penis. 

That’s my most useless talent, which is about par for the course for this Reddit list of peoples’ most unimpressive skills. 

the-pickled-rose - 25d ago I can lick my nose.
PrairieChild 25d ago I can jump through my leg. Like, I hold my right foot and then jump through the hole created with my left leg. It's terribly exciting lol
Seven_bushes . 25d ago I can sing the McDonald's Big Mac song backwards. I learned it when I was a kid and have never forgotten it.
ImUnderYourBedDude 25d ago Intentionally zoning out Burping on command
Easy_Towel954 . 25d ago Procrastination
bahaboyka . 25d ago Power reddit scrolling
SWFanatic1026 . 25d ago I can see more colors than normal, the various shades between the obvious colors
KaiaLoux 25d ago I can remember super random song lyrics I don't even like
SilESueno 25d ago Talking like Donald Duck
300GTP 25d ago Fish lips! My granddaughter loves when I make fish lips.
Master-Leopar... 25d ago . Edited 25d ago I don't think it qualifies as a talent, but I can close my eyelids independently i.e without slightly squinting the other eye which normally happens when people try it. It looks weird and freaks people out when I do it. Interested to know if others can do this.
First-Exchange-7324 . 25d ago Knowing the capitals of different countries and states
Tricky-Spinach-6289 . 25d ago I can drink an entire 5th of whiskey in one go.
Margaery2002 . 25d ago I can whistle through my tongue when I roll it up
procrastablasta . 25d ago I turn seemingly normal chill girlfriends into hostile resentful ex girlfriends.
Techno_FX 25d ago I can ride a unicycle
Moist_Ad_9212 . 25d ago I can pull my belly button out
EEHP2 25d ago I am really good at knowing dog breeds
Gourmet-Guy 25d ago I can twiddle my ears slightly
chris95rx7500 25d ago I can lick my elbows
DuckWithPC 25d ago I can walk on stilts or twirl a stick. Looks cool, sounds cool, does nothing for my future tbh. It's fun tho!
Deanosaur12 25d ago I'm really good at clapping. Every connection is really accurate and the sound is perfect.
According-Complex835 25d ago I can knock on the top of my head and make it sound hollow.
HoppersDad 25d ago I can blow air out of corner of my eyeballs
Whitealroker1 . 25d ago I've caught well over a million pokemon.
Simply2Basic . 25d ago I can correctly assemble IKEA furniture without looking at the instructions. I'm useless at anything else.
umlcat 25d ago I can purrr like a cat...
ScottRiggsFan10 . . 25d ago Being able to name the winner of every Nascar Cup Series race since 2001 and the winner of every Indycar race since 2005.
natyhiga . 25d ago I can see double spacing on sentences a mile away
DaddyBigBeard . 25d ago I can read very well.
Straight_Invite5976 . 25d ago I'm a legend at bottle flipping
uwuvxdh - 25d ago Catching red flags and still ignoring them like it's a sport

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