36 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, October 24, 2025

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36 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, October 24, 2025

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia fans have been complaining about Ryan Reynolds and Rob Mac’s insufferable friendship for a while now, and they continue to be proven right.

The Wrexham A.F.C owners have yet again forced us to witness their bromance in a public forum, this time in the form of a sponsored ASMR birthday message. The Instagram post, in which Mac wishes Reynolds a happy birthday (complete with product placement), is just the most recent reason why fans are yearning for the simpler days of Fat Mac. 

Dax Shepard’s haters are feeling equally vindicated. After Kristen Bell celebrated her anniversary with Shepard using an Instagram post referencing domestic violence, plenty of the couple’s vocal dissenters rose up to speak their piece, with one person saying that in order for society to heal, we must “correctly recognize Dax Shepard as a psychopath.”

While we wait for that universal moment, we can correctly recognize these tweets as funny as hell. Today’s best include those about a question for Google, random brain tasks and Germans with a sense of humor.

@BoringBiz_ 14h S ... Boring_Business When a client emails me at 9:34 am but It's Friday and I leave soon at 5:30 ХАЗЗЯ TO 32 3.3K 32K del 650K
@kkiciato Oct 23 ... sorry just read ur text from last weekend, are u guys still at the bar 11 2.2K 14K del 171K
S ... Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi 22h FBI TDI FBI FBI Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs Nov 22, 2020 ALWAYS BET ON RED 3 15 8.7K 121K 4.8M 176
Shanice к @9th_bae Oct 23 G ... My brain giving me random tasks to complete don't blink until the car passes the fifth house 86K 1.3K 17K del 1.8M
Narwitz @SophiaNarwitz. 21h S ... Shareholders. BEST INDIE GANES Best Indie Games @clemmygames.23h Choose DELETE ONE THING FROM VIDEO GAMES 1.2K 6.8K 87K del 1.2M
alex @fiilmzone 23h s ... how it feels to be the only cinephile in the friend group II GIF 121 6.1K 41K 497K
BEY Kyle @SkinnyTuna Oct 23 ... white people be asking the hairdresser for Layers 55 441 9.6K 182K
ned! @nedsore. 23h ... The problem with long term isolation is you become insane and weird 541 1.5K 12K 262K
Palis @palis . 11h S ... Imagine you're on a plane and guy next to you busts out a 3 foot tall PC monitor and straps on his keypad kneepads Irvin @irvinxyz . 16h Flying back to SF. You guys are not ready for what's coming next week Safety Information 193 292 8.5K 370K
McNeil BIGPLAY G @Reflog_18 Oct 23 ... The way the league used to handle gambling issues 396 9.5K 66K del 8.1M
algebraic geometer (derogatory) @d_m_d_m_d_d • Oct 22 ... walking into the tattoo shop with my totemkampf tattoo and demanding to know if any of their employees are Jewish @KaoticLeftist OOt 21 Graham Platner needs to get the tattoo covered up or removed immediately, and it should be livestreamed. Не should also do it at a shop owned by a Jewish person, or the tattoo artist should be a Jewish person. If there is not one in Maine, there will at least be one in Boston. 37 966 19K 566K
joji @jojipaints Oct 23 ... my coworker said bequeefed instead of bequeathed on a company- wide call and I...I just... I've never been happier 139 3.3K 89K 1.2M
МАКНО @_makho_ZA Oct 23 ... Once got called to interview that completely did not align with my qualifications. Before a minute could pass one of the panelists cut his colleague off and asked me What are you actually doing here ????? Quentien Melano @melllaaannnooo • Oct 22 Job interviews are so dehumanizing 195 4.4K 87K del 3.5M
klava @kloudia_tweets Oct 22 ... Should I get a PhD? I no longer have any passions or interests 43 1.1K 11K del 142K
Desireé! @DesireeVEVO Oct 22 ... Google what do i do X All Videos Short videos Shopping Images - 26 5K 21K 314K
the violet witch @thevioletwitch7· Oct 23 s ... This is like seeing a sketch of the mona lisa The Art of SpongeBob @ArtofSpongebob . Oct 22 A sketch of THE SpongeBob promo image, by Caleb Meurer. 34 7.6K 98K del 1.3M
Piemations @Piemations Oct 22 G ... for nothing important does anyone have more pictures like this or of this general vibe 201 631 10K del 119K
Lilian @Hematophilian Oct 22 ... A mattress learning what size they are: Moni @Digital_Fr0t. C Oct 22 I'm a... size queen ? 5 879 21K 381K
S Gianfranco @whatsgoodgurl Oct 22 ... Don Julio - Follow Feb 24 at work nose running, pants falling off my ass i jus don't gaf no mo Like N Send Share 1.4K 4.7K shares Most relevant Don Julio shoes falling apart n all 883 6.9K 5 del 116K
trish @ultragloss e Oct 23 ... picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it's a ballgown 42 12K 75K 787K
bless @blessthebeautyy.23h S ... So tell us who you think they're sexy on, sir. @_Rock718 Oct 22 Hot take abs aren't sexy on women x.com/favspopculture... 233 6.5K 135K 3.1M
Nyeleti @Nyeleti0606 . C Oct 22 ... It's nothing compared to failing Tsitsi.TemaCo @tsitsiii_t - Oct 22 studying is painful 43 5.2K 31K 559K
alex @t4tswift 23h G ... I'll do something and say I love having free will, then I'll come on twitter and see a woman tattooing herself blue and realise maybe I'm actually very boring sadie @dewkissedherbas Oct 23 found the tattoo ink we are gonna use 2/2 145 3.4K 146K 5M
very baller cash money normal sane ре... @normal_ball... . Oct 23 ... tonite we staying up till one billion o clock 14 3.5K 16K 213K
هدية @aminahsarchive • 16h ... having to ask a class of first graders to open a book to page 67 II GIF 105 6.6K 138K del 1.3M
gqimm shelele @MaDhlomo_ Oct 23 ... I need the youth to start reading. Even if it's the tag on your underwear. Read it. 41 2.2K 11K 152K
na ! @cuddlesonsofas - 1 17h ... bullying a skarsgard is kinda crazy, you really want to have beef with seven 6'4 brothers ??? V Variety @Variety 19h Stellan Skarsgard says his 13-year-old son is getting bullied at school by cruel kids calling him a nepo baby. My 13-year-old, Kolbjörn, the youngest, suffers from that. When his pals at school call him nepo baby, he gets so sad. Не doesn't have any... Show more P R W S LG 8 FE D n ART TWO 25 8.9K 144K 4.4M
uxie @uxiedu 11h G ... this screenshot literally ruined my life Hot Pockets @hotpockets S . 5/17/22 ... Official you think your life is hard? try being stuffed with meat 24/7 22.3K 85.3K 3,565 uxie @uxiedust 5/17/22 mmmmfgh.,..., 452 40 8,516 Hot Pockets @hotpockets Official Replying to @uxiedust what? Kurt is quarky @Kurt_theQuark-11h Replying to @uxiedu 2 YEARS??? aren't you the hot pocket person? 579 13K 304K 6.7M
jack @JackBeTweeting 14h ... Today 8:49 9PM Bruh I'm supposed to go on a date in 45 minutes and I just checked my bank app and I'm broke as SHIT What do I even say to her to cancel this tell her you broke as hell boy Delivered I told her I tore my acl 6 135 4.2K 55K
g @34rths Oct 22 ... I like to ask animals genuine questions sometimes... They are lowkey like my friends 15 1.3K 7.8K del 94K
jill @stevienicks420.21h s ... $23 salad I ordered for lunch was terrible II GIF 20 473 22K del 177K
Tom Goodwin @tomfgoodwin . 2 23h ... I do find this just amazing ChatGPT 5 V Share = Did you make up these numbers? Good catch-1 I wasn't able to actually open and parse your CSV file yet, 433 2.8K 67K del 1.7M
Andrew Snyder @Andrewnsnyder . 20h ... You should always dress in such a way that you are mistaken for a noir detective. @Valen10Francois Oct 23 François Valentin Turns out the viral Louvre detective was just a rando walking around POLICE 9-MR 116 366K 1.7K 28K
OSCAR @now_thats_oscar 13h ... horror movie taglines used to be like in space no one can hear you scream and now they're like POV: you're about to get spooped 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm 2 21h New poster for 'IT: WELCOME TO DERRY' Read our review: bit.ly/DerryDF Imagine hating Pennywise and he's just offering to make you float too. HBO ORIGINAL IT DERRY WELC METO PREMIERES OCT 26 WARNER TELEVISION BROS 72 2K 39K 657K
:( @azfeelin Oct 23 s... How I feel when I reference something and nobody gets it so I try looking for the reference but suddenly it's lost footage 68 12K 88K del 613K
BowTiedMara @BowTiedMara Oct 23 ... The German company that built the forklift used in the Louvre robbery uses a photo of the heist to advertise itself: When things need to be done quickly. Böcker MEIN WEG NACH OBEN Foto: Dimitar DILKOFF/AFP WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS. Der Böcker Agilo befördert eure bis zu 400 kg schweren Schätze mit 42 m/min - flüsterleise Dank 230 V E-Motor. 639 7.6K 50K 1.5M

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