43 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, October 20, 2025

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43 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, October 20, 2025

Over the weekend, Sabrina Carpenter let the expletives fly on SNL.

After clearing up horny rumors and showcasing her impressive comedy skills, the Short N’ Sweet singer dropped two F-bombs during her musical performance. While the words were removed from the YouTube version of the show, they weren’t bleeped live, implying Saturday Night Live has possibly moved on from being punitive to cast members and guests who swear on the show.

Back in 1998, Trey Parker faced actual consequences for his filmmaking ambitions. In an old interview with Dennis Miller, Parker admitted that while making Cannibal! The Musical, Parker abandoned his classes and ended up flunking out of college altogether. “When things hit, as big as the South Park story was, and everyone liked the story because it was, you know, we’re these two supposed slacker loser rebel guys that suddenly got fame, (but) the truth was that we were working our asses off since we met in college. We did films all the time, and I only got kicked out of school because I was working so hard on this film, trying to get it done, and failed all my classes,” Parker told Miller.

Over on Twitter, everyone is working very hard to make hilarious tweets, no matter the consequences. Today’s funniest include those about a video-game suggestion, an adjustment to “you up?” texts, and innovation only Italians are capable of.

Ellie @EllieGabalus . 13h S ... Thought that was a Republican group chat for a second 17525272901868291765377191994762... @gOPwbi... Sep 19 3.6K 175 80K 715K
Sophia @its_Sophia_24·2 23h ... A lot of you guys are miserable because you don't do arts and crafts. You should be having arts and crafts time at least once a week 69 5.6K 28K 365K
@spikeywolves Oct 19 S ... Spike Data centers when you charge them for the energy that they use MORE PERFECT More Perfect Union UNION @MorePerfectUS Oct 15 In New Jersey a bill has been introduced to make sure data centers pay for electricity they use. This power surcharge would go toward modernizing the state's electric grid. 147 11K 166K dal 3.3M
ezra @ltsreallove Oct 18 S ... every time ive seen this pic im staring at yoko so hard that im just now noticing the bullshit he's holding daily lennono @dailylennono Oct 16 97 2.5K 75K 1.7M
:( @azfeelin Oct 19 G ... When someone tries to get to know me but i stay at home all day, have like 3 close friends and just exist really 94 21K 124K del 1.4M
S ... kj quest @girlbugquest Oct 19 when i went to see perfect blue at amc last week there was a screening of this movie down the hall and they offered us free tickets and said aziz will be in the audience. had a very good time watching perfect blue V Variety @Variety Oct 18 Lionsgate's release of Good Fortune earned just $2.4 million across Friday and preview screenings. That's a muted kick-off for the $30 million production, which comes despite a starry cast of Keanu Reeves, Seth Rogen, Sandra Oh and Keke Palmer. bit.ly/4hforFQ 29 182 6.8K 335K
ou-.com @evadentz 16h G ... 2015: you think the dress is white and gold hahahaha??? bye felicia 2025: 8 1.6K 19K 199K
Punished Grug @GRUGCEL Oct 18 ... i'm gonna be honest having this would be an actual game changer for hanging out. 3 or 4 people on the bottom couch playing games and the top couch for sexual intercourse. or something. i don't really know what people do when they hang out. Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt. Oct 17 e is se one Double decker couch Free 144 3.6K 55K 983K
The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre 22h ... just turned on my wii for the first time in 11 years and my mii was completely naked and jacking off 35 1.4K 22K 236K
amanda @jailedamanda. 22h s ... Не kind of looks like if Matt Damon and Ben Affleck had a baby and you saw that baby out of the corner of your eye SATURDAY HIGHT..... ETWORK @thesnlnetwork - Oct 19 Saturday Night Network Tommy Brennan makes his #SNL Weekend Update debut! 29 428 15K 323K
solo C @souloradio Oct 19 S ... realizing not everybody is gonna fw you and that's okay GIF II 78 14K 96K del 975K
Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps 18h ... (referring to Letterboxd) Are you on the Box? (referring to your letterboxd handle) Lemme get your Box bro 16 893 10K 143K
cariño @dialga0010.23h G ... Do u wanna be my new soulmate I need a new soulmate and best friend 2 week situationship take it or leave it Oh Ok Bet okay i love you | love you too 76 2.3K 30K 360K
erika @yeeeerika Oct 18 ... i i said it was my favorite movie i didn't say it was good 5 67K 332K del 5.2M
star @stefenrc. Oct 17 ... when i put my phone on do not disturb and all my apple devices do it also II GIF 57 8.4K 143K del 1.5M
hamsta @goobygirl2 Oct 18 ... i'm so sensitive they should just kill me 50 15K 44K del 600K
David DeWeil @daviddeweil Oct 18 ... I get why people eventually get into bird watching. A beautiful little humming bird would never run up the middle 3 straight times and then punt 115 4.8K 72K del 1.7M
Li @liyahswrld . Oct 18 ... if i ever say I have a question just know that rico has been built 88 15K 56K del 1M
S dihhego brando's sari sari store @louieloeloe Oct 18 ... PARENTS VISITED ME AND BROUGHT THE THING 241 7.1K 142K del 1.1M
Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas Oct 18 ... Just watched a video someone took in 1996 of my dying local mall back when it was thriving 117 2.1K 90K del 1.1M
bort @tacobort. Oct 18 ... Just got led to water. Not gonna drink lol bort @tacobort O tc 1 18 I am the horse that gallops 38 4.5K 73K del 1.1M
g @34rths Oct 18 O ... This is the worst month of my Life g @34rths . S Sep 26 October Will you be Kind to me once more please 92 7.1K 37K 751K
@mithkii. Oct 18 ... Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life 206 30K 164K del 2.5M
hazel (scary) @BluebriarArts Oct 18 s ... landlord accidentally sent me an email meant for her lawyer about a hit and run she supposedly committed 204 4K 151K del 1.7M
(+=_=) @hugetulip Oct 18 G ... Thoughts on this fork? 7.1K 13K 179K del 10M
Miss Gender @girldrawsghosts Oct 18 O ... thing about the Skarsgird clan is, however many you think there are, there are more. Now you might be thinking, okay, one or two more. Nope. billumination @billskrsgrdbill Oct 18 Kolbjörn Skarsgård as Walter in the horror TV show Blood Cruise 167 5.9K 106K del 3.2M
(((Ella Yurman))) @EllaYurman 22h G ... how a writer sees the world ALL WALL POLE FLOOR POLE WINDOW 10 IDK WHAT RAMP COS WOMAN THESE ARE stam STATE STAR STAIR STAIR STAIR STAIR STAIR o'rb' STAIR AS STAIR STAIR STAIR axo area 33 Steps lim : STAID Mustafa @oprydai Oct 18 how a mathematician sees the world 435 13K 9.7M 284K
s ... jan @janprint Oct 19 his heart was not in it girl patrick @andhewarhall. Oct 18 about last night 122 1.7K 99K del 5.1M
comfort king @dr0wninjewels. 21h G ... poorly guarded.. wow gabibi @miocest. Oct 18 ? 7:03 P Tuesday, October 7 U single or poorly guarded 8:14 AM Accept Block or report Delete 324 7.9K 131K 5.2M
G VI @6uhle 6h ... thanks PEOPLE WHO WISHED ME HBD (2025) Name/@ Time Message Length @Todi_M2 12:46 very short Di Helleng 2.0 @Todi_M2.6h Replying to @6uhle Happy birthday 619 58K 4.3K del 2.1M
ethan @lil_eath . Oct 19 ... sending a you up? text at noon on a sunday cus like you really never know these days 14 1.2K 21K 204K
flanthippe @flanthippe . 21h ... Your video game character should vomit after you make them kill their first guy 99 1.5K 23K 316K
Mike Recine @mikerecine 17h s ... Me when I go to Trader Joe's. I love you, but you're not a serious grocery store 2.6K 71 66K del 941K
anna !!! :)) @frogs4girls . 23h ... the louvre getting robbed in a heist is so funny. i didn't know things like that still happened in real life. 74 2.8K 48K 531K
bort @tacobort.2 22h ... I think if you accidentally leave your clothes in the washer they should smell better actually 12 395 13K 115K
s ... paula @paularambles 19h only an italian could look at a radiator and think this would hold sauce well and be correct Radiatori Type Pasta Media: Radiatori ~ Design Radiatori somewhat resemble fusilli in shape, but are generally shorter and thicker with a ruffled edge, circling the pasta.  They are modelled after an old industrial heating fixture,  having a straight pipe with concentric, parallel fins. Their design creates hollows to trap sauce. 56 984 16K 265K
s ... niall @niallpta 18h spending the length of a movie deciding what movie to watch then running out of time to watch one GIF 140 9.3K 98K del 1M
43 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, October 20, 2025
sydney @mornings0da Oct 19 ... Me waiting for the D train before brutally losing to an 8-year-old at a chess tournament who asked me for permission to use the bathroom during our game 0x45 @0x450 . C Oct 17 can yall pls tell me the lore behind your profile pictures 69 662 77K 6.3M
lesbian princess @_tarotbyte 18h ... incredible text from my brother Have you ever spent time with lesbians??? They just made me alphabet soup!! i try to spend as much time with lesbians as possible.... НА НА That was a dumb question 12 1K 35K del 330K
giliann @dfarecs . Oct 19 ... They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before 27 2.1K 41K 664K
s ... jár @jarodzsz 20h arrived at work and manager immediately cut me 8 261 11K del 141K
43 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, October 20, 2025

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