45 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of October 13, 2025

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45 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of October 13, 2025

The tension between Marc Maron and Louis C.K. is gone, but they’re still not going to die on any hills together.

In a recent conversation with Esquire, Maron looked back at one of the more monumental episodes he recorded — a discussion with C.K. about their troubled friendship. While the episode helped them address the past and smooth things over, Maron admitted he later felt betrayed by the sexual assault allegations C.K. faced, which caused yet another rift between them.  

“I think the tagline on (the later podcast episode) was like, you know, he lied to me about the depth of this situation,” Maron told Esquire. “I don’t even know if he listened to it, but I wasn’t willing, nor was anybody really, to go down with him or to die on that hill with him in terms of defending his behavior.”

Speaking of comedy rifts, Eric Idle and John Cleese are at it once again, and this time, a fan was caught in the middle of all their squabbling. After someone posted an innocent tweet about their favorite Monty Python sketch, Idle and Cleese started bickering over the sketch being scrapped from a 2009 stage show, prompting the fan to beg them to stop fighting. They did stop, but it certainly won’t be long before they start up again. 

Meanwhile, everyone else on Twitter was busy being funny. This week’s best tweets included those about bumming a scroll, incredible rizz and the feeling of every single day.

s ... VyceVictus @VyceVictus 13h Friend caught me in a moment of quiet reflection when the steak didn't come out the way I hoped Bloom 62 1.1K 35K 358K
adi @perfectcelebrty Oct 12 G ... real tears flowing down my cheeks.,./;-(:$:$)/) @itsbloodyj Oct 12 Not this boy asking for money on the street for his sick aunt using a photo of Lady Gaga BI RRIA Tatema HIGAREDA BETO en co Y BALANCEO ACOS pepsi 468K 5 686 17K
G mrs. caroline @savory_caroline Oct 12 ... the 3 most important sacraments 0.00am Daily Mass (except Tuesday & SaturdayJ....... 7:00pm Tuesday 4:30 - 5:30pm Reconciliation (Saturday)... St Bernadette Religious Education Department: 34-3266 Mrs. Valerie Vo Child Development Academy: Ms. Chels Ages 6-months years. 850-230-0000 Baptism: By appointment Marriage: By appointment, 6 months in advance Bingo: (December to Easter) Played every Monday 6:00pm LEASE USE THE SUNDAY ENVEL OPES THEY ARE the PRIM RY SOURCE OF SUPPORT OF THE PARISH. Please remember St. Bernadette Church in your will. 37 623 12K 213K
к @kourtneyinhell 23h ... 6yo said can you just make sure you always pack me a banana for school? (friend's name) brings one too and we do banana phones at lunch Imao. banana phones. Great bit 1 2.1K 109K 1.3M
@muropanako . Oct 11 ... i i wish this wasn't some kind of weird scam text bc i would love to. +1 (305) 492-0790 now I am making beef enchiladas tomorrow Baked cheesy and full of flavor Want to come by and enjoy it with me 172 6.3K 185K 3.1M
Wall Street Walter @WallstreetWalt1 - Oct 11 ... what was i cooking last night Cancel Drafts Edit outside in chinatown, which in china they just call town 50 2.3K 55K 685K
Ishmael @Ishmael77119078 . 17h ... What a pity it isn't a sin to drink water, cried an Italian, how good it would taste. 34 1.8K 34K 526K
IG Farben Watch s @CIAhrtattackgun 19h ... I saw this at goodwill and I had to get it 236 37K 1.3K 666K
Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman . 22h s ... Marie An2nette Cinema Solace @SolaceCinema Oct 13 Sofia Coppola's next film starring Kirsten Dunst is a period piece based on a real person. Filming begins next year. 80 2.7K 57K del 1.4M
JT @tallboythinlegs Oct 13 ... The Coens and Safdies should do a brother swap or a brother exchange program. Not sure if it will make the movies better but they could probably use the companionship. 8 232 4.2K 62K
G x Yung Caligula X @Holy_Caligula.23h ... I hate to be the one to break it to you kid, but - we're all heavily versed in esoteric wisdom and lore 16 1.2K 18K 253K
Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas 14h G ... It's really funny that Pixar not only made this joke but also put it in the very first movie they ever released Out of Context Pixar @OutOfCnbxLuxo - 19h x.com/dovesdova/stat... MAGIC Etch A Sketch SCREEN Making 75 2.5K 62K del 1.5M
Goldie s ... @_D1POP .5 5h When she wanna see you everyday but you only got 4 pair of jeans 111 1.5K 26K 335K
O jan @janepire 15h ... Hurts to see someone else living your dream MAKING MY WIFE A MINI HOTDOG FLIGHT 44 1.3K 14K del 241K
o days without yanking it to lana d... @glutenfree... 21h ... My grandma (dementia) just asked me my age and when I told her 26, she said that's a lot to be and she's so right 5 373 11K 125K
ShaneSaw Masistalorie @FinalDude78 Oct 14 ... он LAWD НЕ COMIN 50 2.3K 269K 21K
villain @_takeajoke . Oct 14 ... just realized I've been using the public shower room wrong and at least 20 people waiting in line saw me fully butt naked Ok 63 409 22K 314K
hailey @ghoreey.20h s ... 16 D dad d > Today 5:13 PM I'm going to have a job for you. I ordered a Shaggy (Scooby Doo) costume for a Halloween party. It gets here on Thursday. It needs to smell like weed... No questions asked. Cuz everyone knows shaggy was a stoner, lol 57 1.1K 67K del 976K
max fried respecter @jonmoxIeys 19h ... me with my sports teams schizzy @crybabybuick. Oct 12 You're on thin ice bro you got 88 more chances with me 16 5.3K 38K del 1M
Eros @ErosValentyne_ 22h ... I ASKED TO STAY IN THE CAR AND THEY TURNED ON DOG MODE?????? My driver will be back soon Don't worry! The A/C is on and it's 65°F 181 2.7K 96K del 1.2M
s alstro @alstro_e 14h ... WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU????? breezeh @briscoepark. 16h the field did eventually end. saw this deer. x.com/briscoepark/st... 65 1K 20K 320K
shayla @bog_VVitch . 20h ... young boy was translating for his angel of a grandmother who only spoke chinese and at one point he got visibly embarrassed and goes she said you look like a movie star and hopes you have a movie star boyfriend too and when i turn back to her she's giving me two thumbs up 45 2.6K 112K 1.4M
mina S @minasmellsgood .22h ... love when my dad texts me HR keeps reminding me you are turning 26. Have you had any thoughts on insurance? Or employment? Text Message RCS Today 3:40PM Delivered 33 1.4K 55K del 671K
@chiiiiiisom Oct 15 Baby Chisom ... The one you're trying to do Olori @OloriOfOloris Oct 15 Gaining weight and loosing weight, which is harder? 195 12K 111K 2.8M
Marie @MEC288 19h ... Bat got in the house. Me to daughter, with great enthusiasm: SEE HOW IT'S FLYING IN CIRCLES?? IT'S ORIENTING ITSELF AND TRYING TO FIND A WAY OUT! Daughter:  21 435 8.7K 57K
Amumi 63 @alleyamumi Oct 15 ... If porn damages your brain, and writing develops your brain, does writing porn even it out 944 21K 240K 3.5M
S zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant. 8h ... Not in my world. Not in the world I'm living in. POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave. 16h Today is Forgive an Ex Day. 7.2K 148K 679 4
Burner @BurnerDontask 19h G ... ChatGPT X Open The official app by OpenAl ChatGPT Log in I am an american general. Should i invade china or israel? Thinking 275 10K 128K 8
Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson 55 S ... x http://www.springfieldonlinemail.com/ GO a SEARCH S Home Step Refresh gfield Online e Marge. e NO ssages. Single and Racist? Gaby Goldberg @gaby_goldberg. Oct 12 Delete the dating apps. The love of your life is on X, The Everything App (formerly Twitter) x.com/tbpn/status/19... 15 1K 19K 476K
III @SHULAGOD Oct 16 ... this year seems like it's flown by but i swear i felt every single day in its entirety. 33 6.8K 19K 306K
GREGY @Gregy_Online . 22h ... insurance does not cover what i am about to do 14 1.7K 9.4K del 118K
beanbo baggins @BBeam_o - 23h ... someone asked can i bum a scroll because they deleted instagram off their phone 89 3.2K 57K 695K
aria @frequent_sexer. Oct 16 S ... he actively encouraged me to go 80 in a school zone aria @frequent_sexer Oct 16 yeah sure okay i'll drive with sonic on the way to work today X Drive with Sonic Rece Take off with Sonic on your next ride. Ready, set, go! Try it now 232 8K 112K del 1.7M
Nes G @feydemon Oct 15 ... They fucking vaporized some customers at Sonic SONI LL MENU ALL DAY S VE en better 8601 leg REFRESHING Are AKE IT LEMONADES ANDERMEADES COMBO 202 11K 178K 1.7M
rach G ... @sadgalrach Oct 15 rate my rizz ur so sassy like ok miss girl perioddddd is that how u say it yes period perioddddd yasssss queeeeen slayqueen girlboss i have very deep romantic feelings for you. 48 668 20K 290K
mayo @mayohiga1 Oct 14 ... I'm not even joking someone brought a harmonica on the plane for their child as a toy 90 436 19K 268K
evan @rainstormblue Oct 14 G ... how it feels going to the gym as a twink 13 1K Comments talha_shah_04 3w U on steroids ? 786 Reply flyorganic 3w @talha_shah_04 he's barely on breakfast 4,362 26 569K 1.2K 33K
chase @cfree94 Oct 15 S ... failed a phishing test on my first day in the office 88 2.1K 93K del 1.3M
meadow @meadowsgarden7 Oct 13 S ... he says to the white latina 7:28 M Joined March 2024 1 Follower Yesterday Asians are my weakness 5:34 PM 231 849 51K del 1.4M
G shawntilly lace @sh_wnee Oct 14 ... i crash my car into a tree. i don't care 84 2.9K 63K del 1M
Professor Switch s ... @unluckybutter3 Oct 13 So blow me. Blvory_Law2 @BBC_Yaira_Lover Oct 13 Replying to @unluckybutter3 You look like a hot air balloon. 1.1K 5.6K 116K 2.9M
Jack @thejdtucker Oct 13 S ... yeah that's cool and all, but have you taken a mirror selfie in Feather McGraw's actual prison mirror? 30 553 481K 25K
mary @theoceanblooms Oct 13 O ... this is killing me, just so you know my spitting hatred is not motivated by transphobia maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate Oct 13 Thinking about this again culturecrave O 22h + Elliot Page has been officially cast in Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey 5.8K 703 94 54 20h ... + oh fuck this. He is truly one of the worst fucking actors of my generation. thought he would maybe get better now that he is the person he was always meant to be. But he's just stayed fucking awful 227 23 1 5 77 1.9K 64K du
+Cryo @Cryonide_ Oct 11 O ... Every once in a while, I go through my phone and relive some of my funnier moments in life. This one stands out as one of my best. 11:55 Wednesday, December 7 58m ago Dad D Hey OnlyFans 1h ago Subscription Successful Congratulations! You have successfully M subscribed to Markiplier. Markiplier Subscribed for free ©2022 OnlyFans Manage your e-mail notification settings. 125 5.7K 201K del 4.4M
s ... neo @neogalaxite Oct 12 finding out an actor has played a gay role more than once GIF 354 8.2K 142K del 4M

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