21 Corny Computer Jokes to Mildly Entertain You While Chowing Down on Corn Chips

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21 Corny Computer Jokes to Mildly Entertain You While Chowing Down on Corn Chips
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Remember the jokes you used to find on popsicle sticks? You’d see the setup for some guaranteed zinger, but after enjoying the delicious treat, you got to the punchline, and were usually disappointed in how lame it was. These jokes are kind of like that, except there’s no popsicle. 

CRACKED Have you heard about the Disney virus? It makes everything on your computer go Goofy.
CRACKED What does a baby computer call his father? Instead of Da-da it says Da-ta.
CRACKED What is a computer's first sign of old age? Loss of memory.
CRACKED What is an astronaut's favorite control on the computer keyboard? The space bar.
CRACKED What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk.
CRACKED What is a computer virus? A terminal illness.
CRACKED How did the mouse get out of the Roman Cathedral? Не clicked on an icon and opened a window.
CRACKED What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? An URLologist.
CRACKED What happened when a dragon breathed on several Macintosh computers? Не wound up with baked Apples!
CRACKED Why did the computer show up late to work? It had a hard drive.
CRACKED How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots.
CRACKED What swashbuckling feline had to keep turning off its computer? Puss in Reboots.
CRACKED Did you hear the one about the broken computer that needed a place to stay? It had nowhere to crash.
CRACKED Why shouldn't you use beef stew as a computer password? It's not stroganoff.
CRACKED What did the Wall Street computer say to impress the woman at the bar? You know, I have a lot of cache.
CRACKED Why did the man get fired from his job at the keyboard factory? Не wasn't putting in enough shifts.
CRACKED Why did the Windows tech guy get in trouble for goofing off on a Mac? His jokes weren't PC.
CRACKED Why shouldn't you name your boat after anything computer-related? It'll have a greater chance of syncing.
CRACKED Who do witches use to fix computer problems? IT hexperts.
CRACKED What do computers like to eat? Chips.
CRACKED How do trees get on the Internet? They log in.

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