35 Thirsty Bits of Trivia About the Steamy Side of Movies

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35 Thirsty Bits of Trivia About the Steamy Side of Movies
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Ooh, we’re getting spicy today! And like these scenes themselves, we just know that your parents are gonna walk in during this list. Wasn’t that always the most awkward thing on the planet? They don’t stroll in during the countless funny or dramatic scenes. No, no, they just happen to check out what you’re watching during a sex scene. 

It’s one of the laws of nature, we guess. We hope the fear of that awkward moment doesn’t stop you from reading this list. There’s a lot of random stuff that you — and your parents — could find very interesting.

Angel Heart

LISA BONET, ANGEL HEART People were scandalized that The Cosby Show's Denise was appearing in a voodoo sex scene. It's nothing that hasn't been done before or that hasn't been seen before, said Bonet. True, but director Alan Parker had to cut 10 seconds to avoid an x rating. CRACKED.COM

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

JENNIFER JASON LEIGH, FAST TIMES I remember I asked about nudity, because I was really nervous about doing it. I had done some, but not a lot, and like, 'Eh, it's not that big a deal. CRACKED.COM

Mallrats

JOEY LAUREN ADAMS, MALLRATS After congratulating me on getting the part, segued into exactly how much I'd have to show. Не was actually very cool about it and informed me that he and my manager had agreed to 'fleeting.' CRACKED.COM

Swordfish

HALLE BERRY, SWORDFISH Halle Berry scored $2.5 million to star in Swordfish - and an additional half a million dollars to go topless. It was such gratuitous nudity, and some people have a problem with that, she said. I knew it was gratuitous. I never made excuses for it. GRAGKED.COM

Starship Troopers

STARSHIP TROOPERS, SHOWER SCENE Director Paul Verhoeven confirmed the rumor that he was naked behind the camera for this equal-opportunity nude fest. The idea I wanted to express was that these so-called advanced people are without libido. Here they are talking about war and their careers and not looking at each other at all! CRACKED.COM

True Detective

ALEXANDRIA DADDARIO, TRUE DETECTIVE After President Obama ordered a copy of True Detective, Daddario tweeted The President has seen my boobs! She was later a guest at the White House and Obama tactfully did not mention the scene. CRACKED.COM

The Gift

KATIE HOLMES, THE GIFT Holmes was only 21 when she bared nearly everything in The Gift. If the part called for it, sure, I'd do it again. I think people need to embrace themselves, their creativity and their bodies. CRACKED.COM

The Hangover

KEN JEONG, THE HANGOVER Jeong jokes that his wife predicted The Hangover would be a feel-good hit because even the most insecure males viewers would consider themselves well-endowed compared with her husband. GRACKED.COM

Game of Thrones

EMELIA CLARKE, GAME OF THRONES Clarke felt pressure to do GOT's initial nude scenes, but got 'more savvy' as the series progressed. I've had fights on set before where I'm like, 'No, the sheet stays up,' and they're like, 'You don't wanna disappoint your Game of Thrones fans.' And I'm like, 'F*** you. CRACKED.COM

Wild Things

KEVIN BACON, WILD THINGS I was a producer on the film, and in my contract, as an actor, I had a no-frontal-nudity clause, says Bacon. So, in theory, I could've sued myself. CRACKED.COM

Titanic

KATE WINSLET, TITANIC Decades after filming Titanic, fans still ask Winslet to autograph photos of her draw me like one of your French girls nude scene. I don't sign that, she says. It feels very uncomfortable. Why would you do that? It's still haunting me. It's quite funny, actually. CRACKED.COM

Avatar

Deleted Sex Scenes Avatar There originally was more blue antenna touching. (James Cameron's true intention is to make the world's first billion-dollar grossing furry porn, and he's using Avatar as cover to pull it off.) CRACKED.COM

Barbarella

Deleted Sex Scenes Barbarella A lesbian sex scene between heroine Barbarella and the evil Black Queen is rumored to exist, but was apparently too hot to handle. CRACKED.COM

The Breakfast Club

Deleted Sex Scenes CHAMPIO B The Breakfast Club The gang peeping on a nude swimming coach was removed because the female cast hated it (or because the actress wasn't a cool kid, depending on who you ask). CRACKED.COM

Breaking Dawn

Deleted Sex Scenes Breaking Dawn The Robert Pattinson/Kristen Stewart sex scene was cut down due to too much steaminess. CRACKED.COM

Iron Man 2

Deleted Sex Scenes Iron Man 2 Tony Stark absconding with three models for an orgy before flying away to be a superhero was cut. Apparently the MCU can't even imply people have sex. CRACKED.COM

Nymphomaniac

Deleted Sex Scenes Nymphomaniac There are two different versions of this Lars von Trier film: the theatrical release and the much longer Nymphomaniac cut - the way the film is supposed to be seen, with explicit and sex and all. CRACKED.COM

Team America: World Police

Deleted Sex Scenes Team America: World Police The film was resubmitted tons of times to avoid an NC-17 rating, with more and more edits to the minutes-long puppet sex scene, leading to a veritable serial killer's fridge of cut shots. CRACKED.COM

Boys Don’t Cry

Deleted Sex Scenes Boys Don't Cry Brandon Oral sex on a girl? X-Rating. Rape and murder? That's just fine. The MPAA made the director trim the expressions of pleasure on Chloë Sevigny's face for the film to make it through. CRACKED.COM

Bridgerton

Deleted Sex Scenes Bridgerton There are at least ten sex scenes that didn't make it into the show, including one featured in the trailer! CRACKED.COM

House of Gucci

Deleted Sex Scenes House of Gucci A sex scene between Salma Hayek and Lady Gaga is sitting on the cutting room floor, because the producers are apparently allergic to money. CRACKED.COM

Alien

Deleted Sex Scenes Alien The movie was going to be a bit sexier, with Ripley and Dallas going at it aboard the Nostromo. CRACKED.COM

The Departed

BEHIND-THE-SCENES FACTS JACK NICHOLSON REQUESTED THE SEX SCENE. THE DEPARTED Nicholson says that he pushed for the film to showcase the evil side of sexuality. These kind of monsters, they don't usually have a sex life onscreen, so I wanted to bring that to the part. CRACKED.COM

Harry Potter

Embarrassing moments in dignified franchises Deathly Hallows: Part 1 Harry and Hermoine kiss... Naked! In a vision of Ron's greatest fears, he sees Harry and Hermoine making out naked. Having followed these characters since they were kids, fans were off-put and questioned why they needed to be naked. CRACKED

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Die Another Day

Halle Berry almost choked on fruit. DIE ANOTHER DAY During a sex scene, Pierce Brosnan made a quip SO cheeky, she sucked in the fig she was munching. According to Berry, Brosnan gave her a naked Heimlich (although he claims he just slapped her on the back).

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