35 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, September 29, 2025

‘I took Tylenol while autistic and now my son is pregnant’
35 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, September 29, 2025

Ferris Bueller famously cut his own classes, but he was very much present at Saved by the Bell’s Bayside High School. 

During a 2015 Tonight Show appearance, Mark-Paul Gosselaar talked about Zack Morris’ origins, and said his beloved ‘80s sitcom character was “just copying” the John Hughes protagonist. “That’s what Zack was,” Gosselaar remembered. “I did whatever Ferris Bueller did or whatever, you know, was cool around that era.” 

Meanwhile, David Spade recently sounded off on the “layers” of free speech while expressing his frustration with hearing FCC Chairman Brendan Carr go on podcasts and threaten Jimmy Kimmel. “I’m like, what? Why am I seeing this guy talk?” Spade told Dana Carvey during a recent episode of Fly on the Wall. “Am I crazy? He steps in shit when he talks.” 

Thankfully, reading these hilarious tweets is much more enjoyable than stepping in shit. Today’s funniest include those about rejecting cookies, IRL cut scenes and underarm tattoos.

Louis Soper @louis_soper.1 11h ... Lina H X CFC @cfclina79.11h Underarm tattoos on men > 286 7.3K 251K 6.8M
patrick @redford 16h S ... oh yeah let's make sure to get some John 29 30 John 14.95 Kansai Tuna, salmon, Shrimp tempura, imitation crab topped with una topped with tuna, salmon, Sauce: Unagi sa yellowtail, avocado & fish egg, green onion Wasabi sauce Sauce: Unagi sauce, Spicy mayo 33 770 14K 235K
Miu @Flicky0ps.8 8h G ... this is how I picture myself when I'm liking y'all's posts Triiad @triiadxx.9h A Child Was Born, 1977. Photograph: Sergey Vasilyev 69 6.8K 103K 1.3M
Brooklyn @bklynb4by.6h s ... Big is moving to Rome 15 814 12K del 111K
loogi @spaceland07.22h O ... it was ok JICLOM9A69PIG loogi @spaceland07.22h Got chicken wings 276 6K 124K 2.6M
+ @reeceollld 9h $ i've started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. idek what it means but i've had enough 417 13K 184K 3.1M
moderately amusing ga... 22h ... I took Tylenol while austistic now my son is pregnant 213 3.2K 46K 628K
girly&wordly @Brieyonce 10h G ... My niece posted me on TikTok and a comment says your aunt tea DAYRI 12 1K 35K 331K
Redd iRiS @ReddCinema 9h S ... I don't like how vintage 2015 is already starting to look... travvy @travis_conno-2/14/25 Rihanna purchasing Travis Scott's 'Rodeo' when it dropped in 2015 name - USED ROCK MURE BOOKS POSTER DON 237 6.2K 114K dJ 2.3M
@GlebMelni... 20h s ... Big Gleb there's a new pta out, it's supposed to be nuts Netscape @Netscape_Black-1d Was going to see One Battle After Another but it is totally sold out. Unreal that a РТА movie might pull in marvel movie money 8 746 15K 415K
MAX I MCRDC!! @616WA... . 13h ... I DO NOT MEAL PREP I DO NOT BUDGET GROCERIES I BUY FOOD WHEN IM HUNGRY AND IF IM BROKE KILL MYSELF 21 5.6K 53K 388K
gabe @chronakey 14h S ... KIN How it feels to say your favourite song is Mary Had A Little Lamb instead of the ABCs adidas 2.3K 34K 371K 63
richard @richard_normal 8h oh that? yeah that's just The Pattern. you're going to be Noticing it more lately. 27 2K 18K del 206K
horse dentist @equine_....10h s ... girls girls girls just kidding ponds fish NIAGARA AQUARIUM GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS JUST KIDDING- POND FISH 11 1.2K 22K 264K
Meg @megannn_lynne . 9h s ... Deleting Hinge bc I lowkey believe in the magic of love finding me in person when the time is right GIF 80 2.4K 37K 402K
Wild TikToks с @wildtik... ...1d s ... me trying to remember the dream that ended 0.05 seconds ago 27 46K 5.5K del 270K
Sean Patrick @sefo22.1d Found two socks without holes GIF ALT BINGO METFLIX 16 857 26K del 328K
Meme.blend s ... @meme_bl... 22h Pepsi has more appeal than all Al generated images combined moths @coolmoths.1/4/24 my 2024 resolution is learning to make cool guys in 3d this is my cat pepsi 78K 21 4.5K 695K
Julie @chokosobiru·1 17h ... just told these two teenagers the total for their drink was 6.70 and their faces lit up immediately and all 3 of us were trying so hard not to laugh 71 1.9K 80K 1.6M
cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_ .18h s ... 14 hours of sleep and am now eating my mom's chicken noodle soup 9 437 13K 108K
Andrew Hilary @AndrewH.... 1d s ... Yea but have they invented a way to pay for a breakfast sandwich in 4 easy installments??? Legitimate Targets @Legi... 2d BREAKING: CHINA has invented a new 'BONE GLUE' that repairs bone fractures in just 3 minutes-no surgery or metal plates needed 48 2.4K 46K 820K
hb @h3xenbrenner2.21h ... . i only get an hour on the family computer i . don't have time to waste on the caps button mama @mamaloveslos.8/13/25 No it's actually pretty sick that you're 27 years old and you purposefully type in all lower case still 8 1.3K 28K del 422K
Mr. Beat @beatmastermatt-13h No, I did NOT trap a man in a burning building for views. That was the other guy. 445K 122 1.1K 37K
s ... Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @ro... 9h It's got two settings, Antarctica & Bahamas. Engine gone rattle like a '97 Civic but it ain't gone fail you. Can't even hear the TV when it's on. Mesh Y @rahsh33m9h The best air conditioner ever made X x 492 101K 10K 3M
angel can't stand the rain... 8h s ... genuinely asking, why is he playing basketball Yugopnik @yugopnik.1 17h Charlie Kirk mural in Belgrade Serbia lasted 24 hours CHARLIE KIRKOVICH 1993-2025 R.I.P RUST CIONE ILLINOIS NACIZA 7 MPT WHITE EAGLES MOJA НАТО ПОЧКА АШИСТИМАЛ ИЗВОК 113 1.7K 68K 972K
elly @corensweti.1 14h ... the vibe i bring to the function PS I panic and don't show up. DAVID CORENSWET ON THE DISH НЕ BRINGS TO A POTLUCK 17 3.4K 36K 252K
star @stxrinsky.14h S ... Being a grandpa must be tough, some baby mispronounces a word and suddenly your name is Peepo for the last 30 years of your life 3.4K 74 100K 998K
Ethan @eusine_f2 23h Nobody looking at that damn rain qellerkind @qellerkind . 1d no matter the cost of rain, I will shelter you all the same @gellerkind REUPLOAD/USB 6.1K 215 104K del 2.2M
Jay @Jayyakamii• 18h G ... this is the ending cutscene to a game after you beat it Ezra @anigasms 18h A sunset in Mexico 0:07 72 3.5K 70K 957K
oXon @oXonnnn.23h S ... God forbid men have hobbies N Newsweek @Newsw... 4/3/19 Arkansas men arrested for taking turns shooting each other while wearing bulletproof vest after drinking trib.al/W5uRhOk 6 156K 3.4M 279 10K
zy @lamineology 15h G ... when i realized i could wear boy clothes as a girl GIF ALT 182 19K 152K 1.6M
SEE PINNED !! raising cane... 1d s ... How it feels to bookmark something I know I'll never come back to GIF ALT 26 7.9K 92K 800K
G ... @FairfoxLibrary . 16h Taylor! Came across a true relic today $50.00 WAS - - SOC TO MAC + ALCOUNS INDIE EXCLUSIVE CLEAR VINYL del 137K 13K 911 69
G autist @litteralyme0_. 20h ... Isaac Newton after discovering that if you don't move something it doesn't move 0:01 ltteraly.net T 63 1.4K 28K 292K
sloshua @sloshua_ .15h G ... ROCK- A-BYE BAAABY... ON THE TREE- TOP... CLOSHIDA 67 7.8K 124K dJ 1.7M

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