20 Classic and Grumpy George Carlin Lines
‘If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?’
George Carlin might be the single most beloved curmudgeon of our age, with his only rival being Larry David. It’s a testament to his charm that a guy who was known for being pissed off at pretty much everyone was borderline worshipped after his passing. It takes serious charisma and comedy chops to complain as poignantly as he did, and even more impressive, most of it holds up.
Here are some of his best lines…



















