27 of the Most Scorching Burns and Comebacks in TV History

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27 of the Most Scorching Burns and Comebacks in TV History
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Fresh out of the oven, we have some of the toastiest zingers in the TV game. The smell made every fact-finder in the office rush to the kitchen for a taste. We tried to warn them that they’re still a little too hot, but that didn’t stop a few mouths from getting burnt. 

Let the seared roof of their mouths stand as a warning, and maybe wait a minute or two for these to cool down.

Married... With Children

... TELL US NOW. MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Submitted by Mike R, Peggy: Did you miss me? Al: With every bullet so far. CRACKED.COM

Frasier

... TELL US NOW. FRASIER Submitted by Jerry D., Niles: Are you calling me pretentious? Daphne: You'd eat a worm if it had a French name! CRACKED.COM

South Park

CRACKED CARTMAN Yeah! Go home you little dildo! SOUTH PARK This line sets the tone of the show right off the hop, and they quickly get into Cartman's anal probe by aliens.

Veep

CRACKED VEEP GARY FINALLY CLAPS BACK AT SELINA After Selina calls Gary replaceable, he snaps and reminds her that he's her calendar, her google, and her Wilson the volleyball. Не closes with an unspeakable act of loyalty that causes her to apologize immediately.

That ‘70s Show

CRACKED RED FOREMAN Eric! What the hell happened to Bob's hair? His head looks like a poodle's ass. THAT '70S SHOW This startles Eric (showing his fear of his strict father), and also shows Red's old world contempt for all the trendy '70s B.S.

SpongeBob SquarePants

... TELL US NOW. SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS Submitted by David А., If I had a dollar for every brain you didn't have, I'd have one dollar. CRACKED.COM

M*A*S*H

... TELL US NOW. M*A*S*H Submitted by Noah U., Frank: I know I'm a real asset. Hawkeye: You're only off by two letters. CRACKED.COM

Sherlock Holmes

... TELL US NOW. SHERLOCK HOLMES Submitted by Lydia В., Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the entire street. CRACKED.COM

The Golden Girls

... TELL US NOW. THE GOLDEN GIRLS Submitted by Stephanie N., Sophia: May you put your dentures in upside down and chew your head off! Angela: May your legs have grown old and gnarled and withered like an olive branch! Sophia: May your moles grow hair thicker than Jerry Vale's! Angela: May your marinara sauce never cling to your pasta! CRACKED.COM

Married... With Children (Again)

... TELL US NOW. MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Submitted by Corey L., Marcy: Good, now you can put that metal plate back in your head. Although that's a lot like putting a lid on an empty jar. Al: Or a bra on you. CRACKED.COM

Invader Zim

Invader Zim had a test subject named Nick. KITCHEN Nick was short for Nickelodeon. Creator Jhonen Vasquez wanted Invader Zim to be very dark. Nickelodeon didn't agree. Vasquez expressed his frustration by creating Nick, whose happiness implant made him cheerful at all costs. That's how he saw the network-happy and upbeat no matter what, as if the critical thinking part of their brains had been hijacked. CRACKED.COM http://zim. .wikia.com/wiki/Nick

Homeland

Graffiti artists were asked to decorate the Homeland set. الوطن كافكا تطبيع so they wrote Homeland is racist. Producers of the series, which is notorious for its unflattering depiction of non-white characters, wanted to film scenes that took place in Syria. So they asked set decorators to add Arabic graffiti for authenticity. The artists obliged by writing a number of messages critical of the series on the walls. Nobody noticed until the episode aired. http://www.notey.com/@theintercept unofficial/extemal/7234826/interview-with-heba-yehia- CRACKED.COM

Stephen Hawking

27 of the Most Scorching Burns and Comebacks in TV History

Jeff Ross

Comedy Central Roast of David Hasselhoff. O The only difference between Hasselhoff and Hitler, at least Hitler knew when his career was over. JEFF ROSS- CRACKED.COM

Sean Lock

CRACKED.COM After proclaiming their intent of going to university. the Irish pop stars, Jedward, got verbally buried by comedian Sean Lock. I think your best chance F at getting into university, is as an exhibit in a jar.

Andy Richter

On an episode of Conan, Chelsea Handler made fun of Andy Richter's weight by asking him if he floats in the ocean. HIS RESPONSE WAS MAGICAL. Sure! What; do you sink? Might be that cast iron heart. CRACKED.COM

Jeff Ross (Again)

You are the king Joffrey of pop. -Jeff Ross, Comedy Central Justin Bieber Roast GRACKED.COM

Tazz

I'd love to slap you across your face, but it looks like God already beat me to it. WWE wrestler Tazz insulting legendary commentator Jim ROSS. CRACKED.COM

Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog

Which of these buttons calls your parents to pick you up? - Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog talking to a man in a Darth Vader suit at the premiere of Star Wars: Attack of the Clones. CRACKED.COM

Futurama

27 of the Most Scorching Burns and Comebacks in TV History

Absolutely Fabulous

CRACKED EDWINA HASN'T WARMED UP TO SAFFY. ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS She's so cold, I bet she has her periods in cubes.

Bob’s Burgers

CRACKED LOUISE ROASTS (ACTUALLY, BAKES) JESSICA. BOB'S BURGERS Bland, boring Jessica. If she was a spice, she'd be flour. If she was a book, she'd be two books.

Community

CRACKED WHEN TROY SAID BRITTA WAS ALL THE BAD THINGS. COMMUNITY You are human tennis elbow. You are a pizza burn on the roof of the world's mouth. You are the opposite of Batman.

The Office

CRACKED MICHAEL SCOTT PUTS TOBY ON BLAST (THEN BLAST AGAIN). THE OFFICE If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.

30 Rock

CRACKED JACK'S NEW ENGLAND ROOTS HELP THIS BURN. 30 ROCK You do have the wind-battered face of a New England cod fisherman, if that's what you're asking.

Parks and Recreation

CRACKED WE COULD DO AN ENTIRE LIST OF APRIL'S JERRY BURNS. PARKS & REC Can you photoshop your life with better decisions, Jerry?

Will & Grace

CRACKED KAREN WAS A TAD UPSET ABOUT HER BIRTHDAY INVITATIONS. WILL & GRACE I think the real mistake was when your father spotted your mother across a crowded swamp, dragged her back to his hut, and made you.

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