31 Random Bits of Movie Trivia That Replaced the Saccharine Montage of Our Late Wife in Our Mind’s Eye

You’d think it’d be a tough decision, but when we were given the opportunity to replace our most cherished memories with these random movie facts, we jumped at the chance. Our childhood phone number? Our first dog? That first laugh we got from our class clownery? Who needs all that? We’ve got facts. Facts about movies — the most important things you’ll ever hope to know. 

So when we’re lying on our death bed, we won’t be looking back on lame crap like a beach walk with our first love. We’ll be remembering the time Danny DeVito got bitten by a monkey on the set of Batman Returns.