35 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, September 18, 2025

‘they’re gonna make me defend jimmy kimmel’s right to be on television’
35 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, September 18, 2025

Charlie Kirk Show producer Andrew Kolvet says the late podcast host probably wouldn’t be “mkay” with Paramount yanking his South Park episode.

Kolvet expressed how much the podcaster enjoyed South Park’s parody of him in last month’s “Got a Nut,” claiming that Kirk “would want the episode back up” on Comedy Central’s cable channel. “Charlie loved that he was featured in South Park,” Kolvet wrote on Twitter. “He told me many times.”

Meanwhile, President Donald Trump is praising ABC’s decision to pull Jimmy Kimmel Live! from the air, encouraging NBC to follow suit with Seth Meyers and Jimmy Fallon. “That leaves Jimmy and Seth, two total losers, on Fake News NBC,” Trump wrote on Truth Social. “Do it NBC!!!”

While it remains unclear whether NBC will heed Trump’s call, there’s no question that you’ll laugh at these hilarious tweets. Today’s funniest include questionable fro-yo flavors, a beautifully corrupted file and a straphanger’s terrifying approach to subway reading.

Meg @megannn_lynne 12h S ... Trying to simply view a restaurant menu online but you have to pretend to be scheduling an order just to see what fucking salads are available II GIF 15 467 11K del 72K
gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi 9h ... First they came for Colbert but I said nothing because I never had a late night set on Colbert 12 378 16K del 166K
Sasha ... @servingcapreal the John Oliver team currently debating how much prison time they want to serve for their next episode 7:43 PM Sep 17, 2025 1.2M Views 96 6.9K 94K 2K
s ... nostalgia @solelynostalgia 21h this was my the summer I turned pretty 107 13K 94K del 1.4M
JP s ... @Awakenjp 17h It took like thirty seconds to see anything but sandwich Hayley Routley @hayley_routley May 23, 2024 My fat ass thought she was holding a giant sandwich TES World WA 61 607 10K , 191K
JR @ResilienceX3 17h ... imagine eating a grape the size of your whole body. what a luxury DontwakehimCJ @DontwakehimCj - Jul 13 Lil crab eating a grape 0:03 73 2.3K 39K del 461K
@wydyama .20h s ... yama Socks off Не fighting demons in that bathroom Kaif @outlawkaif. 21h What he ate?!! 161 1.9K 21K 455K
Internet Slop @GimmickSLop . 17h s ... ??? Internal Alien Cum town 20 - 67 1K 13K 145K
garshmo @garshmo 12h ... Not now kitten not ever actually 8 1.7K 8.6K del 106K
@Whotfismick 14h s ... Fibu me after choosing с as an answer on the test because I felt a spiritual connection to it. 28 2.4K 21K del 133K
Matt Kramer in NYC @kramerposts 22h ... It's not my circus, but... I am a man with a sense of obligation and duty. Very well. I will care for these monkeys. I will raise them as if they were my own. 21 1.5K 10K del 114K
s ... $lap @slvppy . 10h me after robbing alvin and the chipmunks хап @xanx_li - 10h i have some really fucked up solid colored hoodies in my closet 26 482 8.2K 96K
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@tonyhawkloverrr. 1d s ... how i imagine people feel drinking out of a water bottle with lots of stickers on it GIF 47 1.3K 24K 298K
amy from the internet @pa... 13h ... none of your controversial reading opinions shock me anymore because one time i was on the subway and there was a man reading a book but every time he finished a page he ripped it out and crumpled it up 64 607 9.8K 118K
@sabrinasbeatle• 10h jamie s ... they're either about to have the greatest rivalry or the greatest friendship known to mankind and muppetkind alike... i'm so here for it Team Sabrina and Sabrina Carpenter DEADLINE Deadline @DEADLINE.1 11h Disney+ has ordered a television event featuring special guest GIF star Sabrina Carpenter... 1.5K 18 16K dJ 211K
oh lord @joshhpr 15h .. party 4 u suddenly playing in my corporate office cafeteria GIF ALT 14 682 17K 158K
@Whotfismick•1 17h G ... haven't seen you in a while, what u been Filbu up to? me: To De 19 6K 36K 326K
issa phae @petalsforissa•1 10h S ... they're gonna make me defend jimmy kimmel's right to be on television GIF ALT 1 1.3K 17K del 226K
Jenni @hashjenni• 19h ... Me at work trying to be grateful that I have a job 70 14K 67K del 975K
Matthew Slaboch @Matthe... . 12h s ... Sure. mail.google.com Upgrade to a smarter Gmail M OPEN Secure, fast & organized email Inbox Hello Professor Slaboch, I have a funny situation where I've been sitting in my dorm trying to stop an aggressive toilet leak since 1am. Sending this email being it is very unlikely I will be attending class this morning. Could this possibly count as an excused absence rather than unexcused? Here are some photos in case you were curious. Thanks! 19 152 16K 305K
karina's в° @karina_core 14h S ... how it feels being socially and romantically stunted 54 7.5K 48K 462K
bug @inkbugfic- 12h ... trying to write fanfic on company time but people keep barging into my office 9 758 16K del 152K
deej @Ohhhdejah 1d If one more person announce a tour ima just apply to work at the arena. Shit starting to piss me off 106 6.3K 28K 441K
Con @HateradeCon-6h ... PG when the butter be submerged in them squares that mean you bouta have an outer body experience Creole Muva @rebell... 7/3/21 This how you supposed to eat your waffles 52 982 9.5K 157K
hope @LAINLAIN. 5h S ... opened an old textbook file and found it corrupted in an oddly beautiful way LICH AVI - 0 < x xol </ f(x) > В. 2. We say that f(x) approaches minus infinity as x approaches X01 a XO 8 lim f(x) =-00 Kord XD if for every negative real number В there exists a corresponding that for all x 0 <8 il f(x) < - В. The precise definitions of one-sided infinite limits at XO are similar and exercises. sy=f(x) EXAMPLE 14 Prove that lim 8 1-0 Solution Given в > 0, we want to find & > O such
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Out of Context Human Ra... 1d S ... iPhone 17 is out YouTubers in 2 days: 1.3K 79 55K 434K
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