27 of The Raunchiest Jokes in Movies and TV That Either Made You Chuckle or Wince

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27 of The Raunchiest Jokes in Movies and TV That Either Made You Chuckle or Wince
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You know the feeling. You’re snuggled up with your significant other, immersed in a lovely scene about a group of women shopping for bridesmaids gowns, when out of nowhere, you’re witnessing explosive diarrhea in the middle of the street.

Where did that come from? Why is your significant other pulling the blanket over their eyes while you’re laughing your filthy head off? These are questions you’ll be asking yourself over and over today.

There’s Something About Mary

there's CRACKED.COM something about mary The hilarious hair gel scene in the Farrely Bros. flick is just confusing. Aside from the fact that nobody could ever mistake man- batter for hair gel, what look was she going for here? Has she never used hair gel before? Sure, it's goofy-looking, but Mary's style makes her seem like an alien.

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The Spy Who Shagged Me

CRACKED AUSTIN POWERS DRINKS STOOL THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME FAT BASTARD STOOL SAMPLE This ridiculous gag (pun intended) has the coffee pot right next to Fat Bastard's stool sample, and overall it's a bit nutty. Like, why? Why does he drink fecal matter?

The ‘Zit Bit’ in Animal House

CRACKED BLUTO'S ZIT BIT ANIMAL HOUSE Apparently John Belushi improvised that zit bit on the spot, and we can't help but feel for the actors who had mashed potatoes (or whatever it was) spit all over them. It's the one time we kinda wanted the preps to kick his ass.

Dumb and Dumber

CLINT EASTWOOD HAD A REAL-LIFE 'TOILET SCENE' CRACKED COM After the movie premiered, Clint Eastwood told Jeff Daniels that the toilet scene happened to him in real life. On a date, Eastwood had some bad shellfish, and sped to the bathroom only to find out it was broken once he had done his business.

Anchorman

CRACKED THE NEWS TEAM BATTLE ROYALE. ANCHORMAN The epic fight scene made an already silly movie a full-on cartoon by chopping Luke Wilson's arm off, and having Brick stab a man in the heart with a trident.

There’s Something About Mary (Again)

CRACKED DISCUSSING DEVELOPMENTAL DISABILITY THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY The gross-out humor is actually really good. They pull off a ton of memorable raunchy bits, but Matt Dillon using the R word, referring to a kid as Mongo, and discussing his cage, and his leash has never sat well with decent viewers.

Crazy, Stupid, Love

CRACKED ROBBIE GETS MATERIAL CRAZY, STUPID, LOVE ... BERNS As a cute ending, 17 year old Jessica hands 13 year old Robbie her nude photos (that she originally gave his father). We get the sentiment, but there's no way a teen girl would want those pics out in the world, so it's a weak, easy ending for these characters.

Ghostbusters

CRACKED GHOSTLY ORAL GHOSTBUSTERS Because '80s kids were swimming in Ghostbusters merch, it's easy to forget the really off putting moment where Ray (Dan Aykroyd) received fellatio from a ghost. What do you even call an inter-spiritual sex act?

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

CRACKED THE RHINO BIRTH SCENE. ACE VENTURA: WHEN NATURE CALLS A 2nd Ace Ventura could've been a great one-two punch (like Home Alone) but they opted for shock value. Being birthed from a fake rhino was sloppy, and we can't even remember the movie's plot. Something about a bat?

The Heat

CRACKED THE TRACHEOTOMY THE HEAT Glaringly out of place. Tonally and structurally. It had nothing to do with the plot, and was just some bad, explicit SNL sketch plunked into a movie.

The Simpsons Movie

CRACKED BART'S PENIS THE SIMPSONS MOVIE Why did they have to expose Bart Simpson's little yellow 10 year old penis to the world? The joke is okay, but no one on Earth should know what Bart's penis looks like. Eight year old Ralph seeing it and saying, I like men now is just unsettling.

Van Wilder

CRACKED THE PASTRY FILLING SCENE. VAN WILDER Filling pastries with dog semen is the pinnacle of gross college movie pranks. Pleasuring a dog while he looks at female dogs has to be some form of bestiality, and the way those preppy dudes lap it up is just nauseating.

Zack and Miri Make A Porno

CRACKED THAT POOR CAMERAMAN'S FACE. ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO We can all get behind (pun intended) the many sex scenes, but did they need to drop feces all over that dude's face? Apparently it's based on a real experience, but you know Kevin Smith greatly exaggerated the amount, and it's nauseating.

Ace Ventura

CRACKED EINHORN IS FINKLE. FINKLE IS EINHORN. ACE VENTURA: PET DETECTIVE Problematic, yes, but this isn't a righteous look how far we've come critique. Story-wise, the reveal of Einhorn's bulge tucked between her legs was shock value, leagues above the rest of the movie's tone. Was it really needed to tell a stolen dolphin story?

American Pie 2

CRACKED STIFLER CAN TASTE THE BUBBLES. AMERICAN PIE 2 When the original had things in pies and flutes in places, the sequel wanted to double the raunchiness with half the effort. A girl plans to shower Stifler in champagne just as a guy starts peeing off the balcony, and it feels like a gross-out Three Stooges scene.

Sausage Party

CRACKED THE FOOD ORGY SAUSAGE PARTY It felt like they were just shoving the adult themes down our throats, like look at how crass we can make a Pixar movie. The unnecessary orgy scene took it way too far. Leave animated sex scenes to Team America: World Police.

SpongeBob SquarePants

Adult Jokes in Children's Entertainment SpongeBob SquarePants Prison Joke SpongeBob hands Gary two bars of soap before winking and saying, Don't drop them! Snails apparently have to worry about prison rape now? CRACKED.COM

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