37 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, September 16, 2025

‘Party Rockin’ with a mouse tonight, piece of cheese, I’m gonna have a big bite’
37 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, September 16, 2025

While some folks prefer to use holiday cards to spread cheer and goodwill, Judd Apatow used much stronger language for one of his network bosses. 

After the cancellation of Undeclared, the director took out his frustrations in a holiday card to an unnamed executive at FOX, writing “I don’t know if you just fucked me in the ass again or you just never took it out in 1992,” and included a framed Time piece touting his recently scrapped sitcom. “Merry Christmas, Judd.”

Meanwhile, John Cleese says his surname is as made up as his various Monty Python characters. “My father’s name was Reginald Francis Cheese,” he explained in a new video, adding that his “father’s father’s name was John Edwin Cheese.” 

Unlike Cleese’s stage name, no dairy products were discarded in the making of these hilarious tweets. Today’s funniest include those about a new way to ask for ice, down-bad grills and caviar straight from the “fussy.” 

M machine yearning engineer @....18h ... turning 27 next month 201 2.9K 56K 782K
grimace @sillymonkey.19h party rocking with a mouse tonight piece of cheese im gonna have a big bite 73 4.9K 42K 624K
Internet Slop @GimmickSlop1 17h ... HAND-CRAFTED HAND-CRAFTED Real Sugar Real Lugar SWALL-BATCH SMALL-BATCH SODA SODA VINTAGE DR OOT DOCTOR EER NON-GMO NON-GMO ALL-NATURAL NATURAL EINE-FREE BOOLFLAT THEY GOT ME SIPPIN ON DR DOCTOR 12 463 11K 91K
chu cold scorpio @douglas... 21h s ... I moved to dubai and all I got was this stupid homunculus evelyn (COMMS CLOSED! 2... 1d why did she just make another slightly smaller version of herself who is that supposed to be DO NOT MOVE TO DUBAI 13:17 DO NOT MOVE то DUBAI IN 2025 ... + THE REAL TRUTH ABOUT DUBAI #... Ann lyonu 1.5M views 11 months ago 24 3.2K 63K 931K
not j*ss @itsnotjess123. 11h G ... imagine the question was hi jamie lee curtis how are u doing today Pop Base @PopBase.1 12h Jamie Lee Curtis fought back tears over Charlie Kirk's murder on the 'WTF' podcast: I disagreed with him on almost every point I ever heard him say, but I believe he was a man of faith, and I hope in that moment when he died, that he felt connected with his faith. Even though Show more 6 449 12K 237K
no context memes @W....1d s ... Jerk JERK OFF THE GRILL they-want me to WHAT??? SPNATURAL TEAS & SPICES MORNING PROFE HEADS FOR in eam 530 31 11K 154K
@tamara_mj 21h when I say ima call you later i mean I like later on in life not today 104 9.1K 38K IN 705K
tabitha arnold @thetoleran... .1 14h ... Silk is a crazy material. I like your shirt thanks it came out of a bug. 16 600 13K del 102K
@lannnary.1 1d nobody seen you at your worse more than the workers at a store u live 1 min away from 52 2.2K 19K 186K
ally @missmayn.1 15h everyone's worried about a recession but babes we're heading for a DARK AGE 43 1.1K 13K 95K
Brandon @Thuislander 23h S ... How it feels to catch the extremely niche reference from bro 9 810 13K 97K
Eme.rald @ickemrld 15h I love spending my parents money, they must pay for bringing me to this world 47 2.8K 11K 396K
Stunna @wentsickomo... .18h s ... holy shit Fanbact @ilvfanbact.2d my earring fell in the toilet 67 1.1K 17K 244K
Emmanuel NIIITTD QUIIIR @bankaik... .20h s ... Fries when they have a skin condition >> Jinx is a ghost @wtfjinx_.1 1d the best French Fries look like this and it isn't a debate 2.9K 143 38K 738K
jay @jayythewave.13h S ... cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see Josh @joshpearson1... .4/4/24 Why does this pancake look like Homer Simpson on a ring doorbell 20 305 10K 136K
Cjay @ced_jayy 14h S ... you would have to drag me out of here by the back of my neck @peakmemess.17h 6 wings for $2 all night, ima be here til dawn 78 16K 404K 1.9K
josh @cybersnitch - 1d S ... When a song randomly clicks for u at 3 pm on a sunday GIF ALT 53 8.9K 94K 1M
tatyana;; @tatbaee 14h ... when he still likes u after acting crazy 93 11K 49K 896K
@juniorkingpp . 17h I would k!ll myself in the bathroom. S ... Cjay @ced_jayy 18h How much would you tip? EDC Las Vegas Server: Domaneque 05/19/2024 Longlott25k1106/1 1:19 AM Guests: 15 140013 Reprint #: 18 Area: EDCLV - KINETIC Clase Azul Reposado 1,995.00 Absolut Elyx 1.75L (2 @1,650.00 3,300.00 Water Bucket (36 @75.00) 2,700.00 Redbull Bucket (4 @75.00) Ace of Spades 1.5L Rose (4 @7, 300.00 30,000.00 on 44 (2 @1,675.00) 3,350.00 of Spades 3.0L Brut (4 @2 ACE ROSE 100,000.00 90,000.00 Subtotal Tax 231,645.00 25,026.34 Surcharge Admin Fee 9% Total 20,848.05 277 ,519.39 Service Charge 20.00% 46,329.00 Total 323,848.39 URVENU RDM #BHYJFW
internet baby @urnonbi... .15h s ... it's vintage forever 21 LMAOOO ! @flvmeprincesss - 1 16h keep the bum ass shirt you depop bitches are insane Hi! I can do $50:) if you're interested 14:24 mean it forever 21 ... so i'm ok 14:29 It's vintage forever 21 but ok 14:31 Write a private message 99 FOREVER 21 TANK TOPS AND CAMIS the i'm Women . Size M Excellent condition t q r W u i e o 1 offer sent y p 2.1K 56K 141 1.3M
@lordbrazes 14h O brazes ... i know caviar is fish eggs but like straight out the fussy into a bowl like that? Cjay @ced_jayy.14h Caviar anyone? 0:33 124 686 324K 10K
@Vickcantmiss•2 20h S ... when you know EXACTLY who got you sick. the 292K 44 3.2K 31K
@ G @ayaonx 19h ... can someone spell the sound this makes jay @imyjayy 7/23/25 you cant hear images 287 766 25K 815K
know Enii COMMS OPEN 22h S ... That's us! THAT'S US! THAT'S US! THAT'S US! THAT'S US! 6 @Enii_draws 33 1.9K 17K 210K
Blake @Arealmfngl.1 14h on the rocks is a very cunty way to ask ARCHIV for ice tbh 47 6.1K 74K 748K
Eme.rald @ickemrld 13h Why are plane tickets so expensive. You going that way anyways just give me a ride. 259 7.7K 80K in 1.4M
Nikki Morgen / Ducknuk Co... ..5h s ... how it feels to flirt with low self esteem let me know if im bothering you. im giving myself the creeps 6.9K 83K 133 799K
gabe @allgarbled 15h S ... As a child I always figured that to get your driver's license the government would test you on some kind of closed course, like a little disneyland village, because it was logically impossible that they would let you drive on public roads before you got your license djcows @djcows - 22h this is where i got my drivers licence 135 919 552K 31K
@tina_2x.9h get his ass is so hilarious, it's like the Nakiya modern version of seize him 22 1K 10K 94K
cass @engdus 11h idgaf about your header 127 11K 75K 928K
+ @reeceollld 12h S people my age are on baby #2 and I'm on drink #5 50 2.9K 253K 16K
hyunsouler @gundamjinsoul.21h s ... Muted words never mind i figured it out Forever never mind i got it Forever nvm i got it Forever nevermind i got it Forever nvm i figured it out Forever nevermind i figured it out Forever 335 17K 159K 2M
kennedi @kkennnedi.1 1d and when i'm president, the $100 bikini top & $100 bottom combo will be banned. 95 5.9K 54K 644K
@twilightstardew16h ... 404 What are you doing? ??? 7 893 9.6K 83K
... @Unkle_K•1 19h I'm always surprised at how fast the morning goes when you actually do your job 30 2.5K 28K 304K
21. @Big_tagg 12h PE in High School was insane bc wdym I just ran a mile, have 5 minutes to go to change & refresh, & now I have to sit in Math class for an hour??????????????????? 127 3.6K 44K 522K
A Fellow of III Repute G ... @NBABabySecret Crying laughing because brother in law told my sister to Hit the McConnell 9:49 PM Sep 14, 2025 265.1K Views

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