28 Appetizing Bits of Trivia That A Server Is Bringing Your Way on A Silver Platter During Cocktail Hour

Your brain’s mouth is watering right now, isn’t it?
28 Appetizing Bits of Trivia That A Server Is Bringing Your Way on A Silver Platter During Cocktail Hour
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Tell your gawking eyes to take it easy on this poor fact server, okay? He’s just doing his job by making the rounds at this function, but your wide eyes and drool is making him uncomfortable enough to stray from his path and beeline toward you.

Congrats. Your eyes and dripping spit have helped get your brain these tasty facts, but at what cost? This poor guy will probably have nightmares about your hungry eyes for weeks!

Communion

Holy communion wafers are sold in stores as snacks in Quebec. Françoise Laporte, a 71-year-old enjoyer of the melt-in-your-mouth 'Host Pieces,' says they remind her of Mass. Sacrelicious! CRACKED NOW YOU KNOW

Taurine and Mice

CRACKED TAURINE: THE SECRET TO A LONGER LIFE (FOR MICE, AT LEAST). Taurine, an amino acid found in a lot of animal products, is added to energy drinks and has been shown to have some positive effects - studies have found that mice given taurine lived 10-12% longer. So, that's why taurine is in your Red Bull.

Marilyn Monroe

WRONG Well-behaved women rarely make history. - Marilyn Monroe Pulitzer prize-winning historian Laurel Thatcher Ulrich wrote this about Puritan funeral services. Not exactly Tinder profile fodder. CRACKED.COM

Fake Wasabi

Most wasabi is just horseradish tinted green. Real wasabi tastes more herbal and is difficult to grow, making it more expensive to produe. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM

The Offspring

The Offspring was sent a cease and desist from Napster for selling their logo on merchandise. CRACKED.COM The band praised Napster as a promotional tool for con- necting fans with music and said, You guys our stuff - we're gonna do yours, too. You shouldn't have any problem with that, should you?

British Parliament

Alcohol is prohibited in the British Parliament with one exception. ESQUENO W - Juding Read HIBIKI 12 - - - The chancellor can drink while delivering the an- nual budget statement, called the Budget Tip- ple. Past chancellors have drunk whisky, gin and tonic, and brandy. CRACKED NOW YOU KNOW

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Hitler Mentions

U.S. Congress brings up Hitler 7.7 times per month. CRACKED.COM Republicans bring up the dictator more than their colleagues, by a ratio of about 57-42 percent. Hitler mentions reached a peak in October 2003, with 93 mentions of both parties combined.

Tasteless 9/11 Restaurant Menu

A Virginia restaurant is apologizing for an insensitive 9/11menu. GRACKED.COM The Stafford County, Va. country club was offering a Never Forget Appetizer Sampler, a Flight 93 Re- direct hot crab dip, and a Remember-tini to wash it all down.

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Canadian Government Scam

Thousands of impersonators are posing as the Canadian government The fake pages phish financial info from citizens looking to access aid. According to
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Rats

Remy probably only has a year or so left to live after the opening of La Ratatouille restaurant. Disnep PIXAR RATATOUILLE (rat.a.too.ee) CRACKEDCON

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28 Appetizing Bits of Trivia That A Server Is Bringing Your Way on A Silver Platter During Cocktail Hour

Acupuncture

Acupuncture was developed more than two millennia ago and has been successfully used in the years since 2EL ESS CRACK but no one seems to fully understand how it works.

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28 Appetizing Bits of Trivia That A Server Is Bringing Your Way on A Silver Platter During Cocktail Hour

Hickey Dangers

CRACKED A hickey caused a woman blunt trauma that led to a minor stroke. The 44 year-old woman began noticing that her arm was getting weaker days aft

Bee Stings

SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT THE MOST PAINFUL PLACE TO BE STUNG BY A BEE IS THE INSIDE OF YOUR NOSE Followed by the upper lip & the penis Yes, that

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