35 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, September 15, 2025

‘Just a few more hours of scrolling and then I will finally know’
35 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, September 15, 2025

South Park wasn’t nominated for any Emmy Awards last night, but that doesn’t mean Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s series didn’t get any flowers. 

Television Academy Chairman Chris Abrego took a moment to honor the animated series and several other groundbreaking television shows last night, name-dropping South Park alongside shows like RootsWill & Grace and The Handmaid’s Tale while advocating for the newly-defunded Corporation for Public Broadcasting. “They shape our culture, and in times of culture regression, they remind us of what’s at stake and what can still be achieved,” Abrego argued.  

Stephen Colbert also put his (very limited) time at the podium to good, albeit surprising use, explaining how The Late Show, which will conclude next spring, has long embodied his love for the United States. “At a certain point, I realized that we were doing a late-night comedy show about loss,” Colbert said, adding that “sometimes you only truly know how much you love something when you get a sense that you might be losing it.” “Ten years later, in September 2025, my friends, I have never loved my country more desperately.”

Much like Colbert, we feel strongly about these hysterical tweets. Today’s funniest include those about glitching Neuralinks, Scooby-Doo sandwiches and Benny Safdie’s latest role.

mina miovin @yurisetto . 15h G ... Deconstructed Cachapa @AntiClimaco . 21h Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night's dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff. 4 1.3K 11K 183K
G ... mrs. jackpots @titleposting 14h alfred hitchsocks VERTIGO LION 44 889 11K 133K
G ... ellen @brutalkind_ 17h in Sydney in the 1920s for some reason they decided that mug shots should be extremely cunty VIDE RE RE it ITA ARR 2 1294 6.9 EPP FIRE GUISEPPEQ PL emantro 29 د.، A.CAODY Rau 714 at E.LOWE 28-9-28 D-10 Reni+ are @wheezywya.S Sep 13 1925 criminal's mugshot 57 1.6K del 399K 16K
Levi @ImntDaredevil . 23h G ... Okay, so, two things 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm Sep 14 The Thing actors Michael Chiklis and Ebon Moss-Bachrach met up. 106 5.7K 117K del 3.5M
juju $ @ayeejuju 15h O ... bro tried to reset the universe $ Hell yeah 606 122 30K 2.5M
Scarlet I aka Man's Best Fri... 23h s ... Mind you this uncovered a whole fraud in ny AARON @lidolmix.1d mind you sabrina had the christians working overtime not too long ago x.com/gagas/status/1... 0:28 965 30K 16 954K
Cof fee Lovers and Fa... 13h s ... Showing this to my barber. I don't want that haircut I just think he'd like the gif CineLogy @CineLogyX. 1d Cherry Falls (2000) GIF 12 799 23K 421K
@pascalonfilm14h ... pedro pascal the fourth blind mouse EM tount+ CBS 57 2.3K 33K del 344K
achlys @agenresirius.22h being perverted, a freak and queer is so beautiful 6 2.5K 10K in 104K
Salvatore @dark_salva... 1d G ... bottmos are really impressive You left an hour ago and it still says you're 10 feet away. Should I be concerned? 6:21 PM No no, don't worry - I just bttmed for your neighbor too. I'll be out soon. 6:27 PM ... Delivered 6:29 PM You were definitely better, btw. Honestly? Best in the whole neighborhood this year. 271 1.8K 55K 1.7M
jan @janprint 19h ... cucumber when you add her to a salad GIF 17 911 20K del 201K
Araaa @shawntifying 18h S ... Tigers being the real kings of the jungle but never getting the title cause lions have a blonde blow out will never sit right with me smh ruba @xyingmama.18h Tigers are proficient swimmers and have been observed crossing rivers as wide 7 km (4.3 miles). 0:04 72 1K 178K 12K
lana tchalamet impregnator 10h s ... being able to flex an emmy win to your classmates during math class first thing in the morning at 15 years old is crazy FILM UPDATES @FilmUpd... . 10h Film Updates Owen Cooper is a first-time #EMMY winning actor at the age of 15. 756 8 16K 181K
zoë rose bryant @zoeros... . 13h s ... she's considering it FILMCRAVE Film Crave @_filmcrave.18h New look at Guillermo del Toro's #Frankenstein starring Mia Goth and Jacob Elordi. Coming to select theaters on October 17. 22 480 14K 212K
shadon @pvrekhs.9 9h emmy at 15 i i wouldn't be able to shut up on the school yard 25 3.7K 54K 527K
Michael systematizes 9/1... 1d s ... the kids are reinventing meditative practices from first principles Rawdogging for 1 hour to fix my attention span (day 3) 1121 IO 2 V 9 3 8 4 7 6 5 50,3K 399 359 302 12K 268K 4.4M
dinosaur @dinosaurs1969.1d s ... never give up 39 1.3K 38K 286K
maha @mahaaaay 1d S ... hmmm. Yes. stomach laying support indeed Fat Kid Deals @FatKidDe... 1d Stomach Laying Support Pillow for $58.90, reg $78.80! Buy on Amazon --> fkd.sale/? I=https://amz... NATURAL 45 268 11K 580K
Sage @Be_like_Sage 1d i love Pinterest. no opinions. no bad vibes. just pretty pictures. 238 40K 144K 2.2M
Sabrina @NoBodyN0Crime... .22h s ... bro's the da vinki of the ocean Terrible Maps @Terrible... 2d Shark named 'Breton' makes a self- portrait using its tracker Labrador Sea No rth American Basin Sargasso A Sea 23K 121 345K 5.4M
ISLAND BOY @IS....20h ... i- i was just playin Violation Inbox DoorDash 4:36 AM Hello Carlos, the gate code is D #9287 to me Sent just now await your arrival Sent just now ل Your account has been deactivated 431 5K 98K 2.1M
@Vickcantmiss. 1d G ... my posture for 5 seconds after i realize i was slouching 36 6.7K 66K 525K
Cynus @cy1nus.1 19h ... Skinny kings having been taking down big booty baddies for centuries Maddie @ursmaddiee.19h Back shots are truly generational 151 2.7K 796K 41K
QUITTD QUITIR @wydlamar. 17h s ... yeah its over u better find a way to go half n half on the mortgage wit the ants h @easterngoblin-5/22/24 God give me strength 50 1.2K 30K 614K
18h s ... Images AI Could Never R... m مصد girl next to me offered her bf some of her scone. he said no. 1 said fine i'll take a bite zero laughs. crickets. a backfire I haven't felt in some time. it's very possible I ruined their morning 442 15 17K 130K
1d @hotgirlhala. حلا ... before generative Al all the lying looked like this communist history vids Q 2d DID MAO WAIT FOR THE PEASANTS TO BE EDUCATED? DID LENIN WAIT FOR HIS PARTY TO BECOME POPULAR? NO. THE PEOPLE ARE READY FOR REVOLUTION. THE QUESTION IS SIMPLY: WHO WILL LEAD IT? SABRINA CARPENTER on Zohran Mamdani winning the NYC primary 2.6K 75K 1.2M 28
@Kin... 18h s ... King Sukuna NIIITTD QUITIR the entire neighborhood would be named after me after i'm done suing the city Klark @KnightClawk.1 19h omg omg 231 4K 76K del 2.2M
v! @Vullety 17h S ... this the sandwich scooby doo and shaggy PUG re was eating after the munchies Hard Images @dailyhardi... 1d My beautiful beef bacon and turkey croissant sammich 125 6.6K 92K 2.2M
Gabe @melchizedek420. 17h Just a few more hours of scrolling and then I will finally Know 64 6.7K 53K del 659K
Images That Make You Fe... 1d ... it's 2075 & My Neuralink glitches out and I get to see the beautiful night sky for 13 seconds without ads. (It's been 17 + years) 109.2K ... 12 1.6K 40K del 247K
sage @spherection 14h ... Benny Safdie has been cast as Big A.J. in the Costco Guys biopic source: @A24 46 552 14K 265K
evelyn (COMMS CLOSED!... 20h ... why did she just make another slightly smaller version of herself who is that supposed to be DO NOT MOVE TO DUBAI 13:17 DO NOT MOVE TO DUBAI IN 2025 + THE REAL TRUTH ABOUT DUBAI #... Ann lyonu 1.5M views 11 months ago 343 5.9K 156K 1.9M
zoë rose bryant @zoerose... 1d s ... Vivian The Long Walk 2025 LONG WALK Watched Sep 13, 2025 I could do it if | had a crush there 25 787 15K 416K
«Isr Z>> TEL +970 @daanjiji 16h O ... I wrote your tweet Nonbinary king call 2005 that a Thing -cabby, cabby @cabby 17h Nonbinary king call that a Thing 73 7.4K 83K 900K
Daily Memes @thedailymemes_.16h G ... CAUTION WATCH YOUR HEAD - Bro has the saddest backstory CAUTION FALLING ICE Serious injury may occur 14 649 8.7K del 75K

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