54 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of September 8, 2025

‘Bob wired’ got me in tears, this generation is fried’
54 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of September 8, 2025

Earlier this week, Apple revealed they couldn’t resist hopping on the Ozempic trend, and unveiled the first-ever iPhone Air during an event at their California headquarters. Touted as “the thinnest iPhone ever” at just 5.6 millimeters thick, Apple argued that the phone, which starts at an eye-watering $999, was its most durable yet. 

“It’s a paradox you have to hold to believe,” industrial designer Abidur Chowdhury said during the Tuesday presentation

But not everyone was on board with the tiny iPhone. Beyond questioning the iPhone Air’s massive camera and wondering just how long it’ll take for all of our iPhones to “mysteriously” slow down, some had concerns about the product's alleged durability. Namely, wasn’t that the same thing Apple said about the notoriously bendy iPhone 6

“iPhone Air 10 minutes out of the box,” one Twitter user captioned a photo of an apparent “bendgate” victim, while another joked about the massive OtterBox inevitably required to protect the ultra-thin electronic. 

That said, Apple’s latest offering wasn’t the only thing that got roasted this week. Other digital burns scorched the Los Angeles Chargers, questionable FanDuel graphics and Rudy Giuliani’s spray tan.

Shiloh Follow ... @ShilohBat American roommate heard my aunt say Crikey! and he turned to look at me like he just saw his favorite animal at the zoo 6:06 PM Sep 8, 2025 1.2M Views 72 3.7K 101K 3.1K
Gabe @gabeAlfassy Sep 9 G ... Mariah is skinnier and more gorgeous btw hub Apple Hub @theapplehub Sep 9 The iPhone 17 Air is 5.6mm thin The thinnest iPhone ever 7 276 2.9K 95K
@GimmickSlop Sep 10 G ... Internet Slop bros about to flood the plane with sand LIFE voit LACES - - EASTEN SEAT WELT VINHOLE N°RRA HAPKY or 20 353 10K 86K
Nico @Nicomentas Sep 9 G ... Bjork is skinnier + younger and more metallic btw Pop Base @PopBase Sep 9 The first ever iPhone Air. #AppleEvent 9:41 13 1K 13K del 284K
Taylor @tayforpay Sep 11 G ... i too have a 14 inch waist if you ignore the other 14 inches Private Talky @privatetalky.Sep 10 iPhone Air is the thinnest iPhone Apple has ever made at just 5.6mm, and it breaks the record of the iPhone 6 at 6.9mm. 6.9mm 5.6mm iPhone 6 iPhone Air 165 4.1K 165K 5.1M
SUAREZ G ... @suayrez Sep 9 iPhone Air 10 minutes out the box 19 51 4.3K del 75K
Global Index @TheGlobal_Index Sep 9 G ... Me after buying a case off amazon for my iPhone air 9:41AM 7 Course the OK Settings be Turn Can American Meal Total M Pope 6 49 2.7K del 74K
obamaatredrobin @obamaatredrobin Sep 11 ... 2000s movie looking ass comedic duo Cameron @CameronCorduroy Sep 11 these are the guys in charge of catching the shooter btw they are never finding that mf 408 21K 421K 9.2M
BFrog @BFrog_.17h CGI in 1995 CGI in 2010 CGI in 2025 76K 41 2.8K 657K
selinam @bennynotblanco. 12h ... What this gotta do with mixtapes man My Mixtapez @my... 5/26/25 This is what 4'11 & 6'7 looks like B JB'S ALL WHITE B-DAY BASH! 4.1K 70K 511 3M
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Cynus @cy1nus.2 20h ... bob wired got me in tears this generation is fried tweeeter @picsturesfolder.2 20h dis girl got bob wire bats for sale man im dead 94 912 14K 424K
Miu @Flicky0ps.12h landlords: Xavrel @usdrippin 12h waitttt why is this mold kinda giving 60 952 12K 224K +ء
@_6signxxx·· 1d s ... CxspxxrX You need to take that mf back mango @letburnitup • 11/3/24 got a lizard 696 8.8K 166K 5.4M
Len @weedatman22h G ... I know it was peak Hays era but did they really have to be sitting around a table at 1:30 am drinking milk 57 630 11K 232K
Everything Price Sufferer (b... 1d s ... No no, not a jpeg of an аре, a web link on the blockchain that leads to a jpeg of an аре, which they had no ability to preserve. Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA,... 2d Never forget that just 3 years ago people were justifying paying $20,000 for a jpeg of an ape 55 2.2K 33K 600K
hel @p3ach... . 1d s ... you could search your own tweet word for word and this dumb ass app will say no results 268 172K 16K dJ 1.9M
anti-zionist dog s ... @pupp... .20h why is every single epstein letter like Dear Jeffrey Epstein, You are a pedophile, and i admire how pedophilic you are. With love, Your Bestest Friend 83 4.1K 94K del 1M
Kanii @Mythicalblue_ 19h G ... this look like the rivalry in a disney channel original movie oXon @BlackStarBARON.1 19h This the biggest rap beef of the decade? 18 BW H 55 1.4K 19K 246K
11h G ... Read Starting Somewhere Imagine thinking Elon musk is a genius lol Rani Molla @ranimolla.11h Took a Tesla ride through the Boring Company tunnels in Vegas. Only two cars were running. Got stuck in traffic behind the other car. 120 1.5K 30K 524K
Emmanuel @bankaikoku... 20h s ... there aren't any strawberries in the ocean you fucking idiot Fka Riley @Riley_....21h my house if I was in spongebob Strawberry house 166 528 17K 406K
issabreh @IssaBreh. 6h ... It shatters at the thought of being used Dexerto @Dexerto.7h Apple have announced the iPhone Air, their thinnest ever phone ge Tealor 9:41 38 970 18K 191K
martin @ariolaswt.5h S ... this is like a math teacher failing a math test GIF Grande Tour News @Gra... 6h We have lost the Ticketmaster war 359K 11 707 21K
@theantiqueswftt-11h G ... Boy i dont know who this is chels @chelseasandrax-1d shoes so iconic you don't even need to see her face x.com/lonesomesab/ st... 115 416 37K 1.9M
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TheRealThelmaJohnson 19h G ... How to prepare Microwave Mel Gibson 11:10 11:10 10 MIN dreat ON HIGH 11:10 283 2K 208K 15K
Antoine Hardy @Slangdini 1 1 16h s ... Lmao used that bad experience infomercial filter .. xavier @rawrxavier.2d Canes is so fucking ass 7 1.6K 18K 445K
@Ju... 20h s ... Justin Whang Name sounds like a hookup app for depressed people katyamari damousey @....2d they invented this guy last thursday katya Verified Artist sombr 56,368,894 monthly listeners 22 FOLLOW Popular 1 back to friends 753,019,377 3:19 27 undressed 2 451,402,887 3:02 77 12 to 12 4:02 3 74,590,608 77 we never dated 4 78,704,539 3:16 22 would've been you 5 190,203,860 3:03 31 623 16K 268K
gray @thatwoman.1 1d s ... i know his notes app sighs every time he opens it rolemodel 27s ... X In all seriousness, I will not be attending the VMAS this evening. I am focused right now on getting my body right for next summer. Thank you for understanding, T ROLE MODEL 8 23K 427K 461
bhumikaTS @bhumika_1905.1d s ... travis had some free time yesterday i guess statistics TS Taylor Swift 1d Blank Space gained 993,799 views on YouTube yesterday! 38K 20 988 745K
tikli @tikli 19h Yes I wash my clothes Marie @glitchu__.19 19h Y'all repeat outfits ? 2.4K 11 14K 258K
PeggerU @PeggerUparody 15h s ... For someone so against male pregnancy, you sure love to mention it... PragerU @prageru 6/2/25 You don't need a PhD to know men can't get pregnant. 36 480K 2.7K 48K
Adam Parkhomenko @Ad... . 8h s ... holy shit Molly Knight Following @mollyknight.bsky.social what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards. Everybody can reply September 8, 2025 at 5:21PM 4.9K 913K 222 65K
Mari @ohhhthatsMari - 15h ... i can tell this is Al cause no one in LA is المعار painting murals for the Chargers Chargers @chargerbolts.1d БО ONE WAY 8 MP NOT SO SWIFT 54 1.5K 44K 1.1M
Nero // Art Grind-Comms... 1d s ... his food is directed by zack snyder xavier @rawrxavier.2d Canes is so fucking ass 309 10K 159K 3.4M
O matt @mattxiv 17h ... this is the trump administration DOM Secretary of War Pete... 2d Pete Heaseth Seorlin Wikhae 0:12 16 556 9.6K 152K
Adam Piron @adam_piron 15h s ... imagine these two having a staring contest V Variety @Variety.19h Rami Malek and Michael Shannon pose together at the Variety #TIFF Studio. The Bluebind CAFE 488 18 15K 346K
MovieBoy @movieboy69.10h G ... At this point Drake has to kill himself FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpd... 10h Kendrick Lamar is now halfway to achieving EGOT status. Не won the Emmy for Outstanding Music Direction for his Super Bowl halftime performance. 3 307 8.1K 120K
@Allbr... .9h s ... Benjamin Allbright Are we sure this is the graphic we want to use for this? FanDuel @FanDuel. 12h RedZone commercials LASTED 1 MINUTE in total #NFL FANDUEL LASTED I MINUTE 761 74 24K 1.2M
no context memes @....12h ... raediedsorry 8h Follow precum is so cottage core like?? lookin like a lil dew drop sitting on the top of a mushroom like WOW you are so pretty i love you 82 166 287 1.5K Top View activity > lobotomy_coupons 4h ... I know all of these words, independently. I + never knew they were a group that hung out, like this 32 10 832 12K 181K
alan b. @inceptstellar 1d s ... you might be at TIFF but that screen is in Montreal Karsten @RunquistKarsten-1d seated for the new knives out! #tiff 30 575 22K 861K
William Butt Fuckley, Jr @bil... 1d s ... An alcoholic morning show host becoming Secretary of War is some Kurt Vonnegut shit 46 1.7K 26K 409K
Everything Price Sufferer (b... 1d s ... There used to he a whole genre of evangelical novels where the villains did stuff like this. Aes @AesPolitics1.1d He's selling another Bible.. PRESIDENTIAL EDITION COMMEMORATING THE 15TH & 47TH OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA DONALD J. TRUMP HOLY BIBLE GOD BLESS THE USA DONALD S PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED TRUMP STATES V GOD BLESS THE USA Presidential Edition Bible $99.99 USD 55 2.2K 34K 553K
@a2kcami 4h O ... the lack of coordination outfit wise ouuu fifth harmony your daughters are here KATSEYE (NO) BRASIL 4h KATSEYE X #VMAs Faramount+ VMA f J OCBS Paramount+ OCBS Personal Par V 1 S Pa KA OCBS TSA Paramount ON STREAMING - i S OBBS Form CBS 126 35K 2K 943K
s ... @USA_Polling 1d Polling USA Why are you hiding in the bushes looking into schools Aric Nesbitt @aricnesbitt. 1d Spotted at Royal Oak High School. As Michigan's next Governor I'm going to make sure the only flags in our classrooms are AMERICAN FLAGS. 159 6.1K 136K del 2.1M
reia @reiaposting 1d G ... do they not realize it still looks like that? Waken Minds @wake... 3d Chicago 1900s This picture always gets me... unreal 3.4K 126K 270 2.8M
John Halo @EpicMasterChief.1 1d I think Darren Aronofsky has spent about 30 years coasting on the fact that his name sounds like the name of someone who would make smart movies 21 545 10K du 645K
@lmaniBarbarin@disabled.....7 7h s ... Those are gonna stain like the bisexual iPhone case @i... . 1d Interesting As Fuck с The design of these shoes 72 701 17K 441K
rudy betrayed @rudy_betra... . 21h S ... ALRIGHT bro we get it, FUCK 11:41 LTE < secwar ... Secretary of War Pete Hegseth 105 274K 6 followers following posts 29th United States Secretary o War www.war.gov Follow Message WE ARE THE DEPARTMENT O WAR TES NA Pete Hegseth Secretary of War president 11 War Departm nt is going to fight decis vely not endl LS conflicts DEPARTMENT kel WAR UNITED AMERICA 588 3.7K 1.4M 100K
Queen Liza @Krysta.... 1d s ... FBI Agent Hitler, FBI. unusual_whales @unusu... 2d BREAKING: Speaker of the House announces Trump was an FBI informant tasked with taking down Epstein. 62 8.7K 148K 2.7M
harretic pride @motionsivk-17h s ... you guys talk about jacob elordi like he is cary grant this guy was on the kissing booth b @pauliebleek3r.23h she does nepotism well like yes i too would make him pose for drunk selfies and make him learn tiktok dances 1.4K 61 37K del 1.1M
Louise Auguste Tranqui @bl... 1d s .... Selling indulgences but for yourself is such a great culmination of Protestantism POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave. 1d Donald Trump is soliciting $15 donations from supporters in recent fundraising email labeled 'I Want To Try and Get to Heaven.' Chris I want to try and get to Heaven. Last year came millimeters from death when that bullet pierced through my skin My triumphant return to the White House was never supposed to happen! But believe that God saved me for one reason: TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! wasn't supposed to beat Crooked Hillary in
Nori Reed @realnorireed.2 21h S ... I know Canva when I see it Steven Cheung WHITE HOUSE @Stev... . 1d The Grand Opening of the Rose Garden Club at the @WhiteHouse The ROSE GARDEN CLUB AT THE WHITE HOUSE September 5. 2025 108K 182 3K 2.9M
Romeo S (Reloaded) @PaIIahAbdul . 16h G ... The concept of nearly dying in a car crash and still finding time to get a horrendous spray tan Juicy Jay Jurden -TORONTO 9/18-9/20 @JayJurden 19h Rudy insists on being so damn funny NEW YORK nypost BREAKING Rudy Giuliani arrives at Ground Zero for 9/11 memorial ceremony in wheelchair and body brace NEW YORK POST 6 291 9.7K 179K

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