50 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of September 8, 2025

‘I love how unforgiving soy sauce is. You know immediately when you did too much with her’
50 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of September 8, 2025

After “seven unforgettable seasons” on Saturday Night Live, Ego Nwodim is officially saying goodbye. The comedian headed to Instagram on Friday to announce that contrary to reports claiming she’d be returning for SNL’s 51st season, she won’t be heading back to Studio 8H this fall after all.  

“The hardest part of a great party is knowing when to say goodnight,” Nwodim began her post, before thanking SNL’s cast, crew, writers and creator Lorne Michaels. “Week after week on that stage taught me more than I could have ever imagined,” she continued. “I will carry those memories (and that laughter) with me always.”

Though fans will have to wait and see how Nwodim’s co-stars react to her surprising announcement, Bowen Yang recently sounded off on Heidi Gardner’s departure from the show, recalling how the actress served as “a true anchor” of the series. “You are one of the greats,” Yang said to a somewhere-listening Gardner during a recent installment of his Las Culturistas podcast. “You will go down in history.”

Chloe Fineman also took a moment to acknowledge Gardner’s “shocking” SNL exit, explaining that even through her “heartbreak” and “sadness,” she’s confident she’ll remain close with her former co-star. “You always experience (turnover), but these people stay in your lives,” Fineman said during a recent TV appearance. 

Much like these SNL cast members, we’re sure you’ll be thinking about these hysterical tweets for weeks to come. This week’s funniest included those about “I Show Steve,” the struggles of meeting John Cena and how non-smokers get through a bad day.

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rated * @imyrated.13h G ... being high in 2009 probably felt good asf 8 @offdxan6/24/25 need kfc guitar hero meal from 2009 so bad KFC KFC KFC GUITAR HeRO WORLD TOUR GymBA Heart GUITAR Hero WORLD TOUR KFC 201 2.4K 44K du 1M
Christina's Gone @Tina... .14h s ... I have a clearer one @MAstronomers• 1d Curiosity Clearest image of uranus ever taken 380 2.8K 70K 1.9M
@Pi....14h ... non aesthetic things с Flirting Skills Replied to your story You look exactly like my first wife How many wives do you have? O Message... + 180 2.9K 42K 774K
mariana Z @mariana057.14h The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden. Не should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend. 2.3K 13K 169K 4.3M
@snail... .1d s ... snailgoesboing feel good Hintendo Nintendo of America 9/10/21 АНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАН АНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАН АНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАН АНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНА... 68 3.5K 44K 987K
ivy @longstosee 1d ... you're not bad at drawing animals, you're great at drawing medieval marginalia WIBBLE BIBBLE @soudala....2d working on my diploma work has me realizing just how bad i am at drawing animals part eded 13 - und N. N°2 NE AK 54 194K 2.4M 10K
Scary Chris @ScaredChris 15h ... planning another crazy weekend 12 1.2K 12K 177K
lucy @winonasfilm.1 1d ... IT'S HAPPENING Meryl Streep Is Down to Be Reincarnated for a Third Mamma Mia! FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpda... 1d Amanda Seyfried confirms 'MAMMA MIA 3' is in the works. ... 747K 39 2.1K 39K
jay @jayythewave • 12h G ... obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake @oocculture - 5/1/25 papaya peach pineapple banana spring water maca powder and raw honey post workout smoothie 160 2.7K 24K 595K
slommy @sammichluvrrrr 22h s ... doordash driver called me 'big man' as he walked up to give me my food GIF ALT 1.3K 49K 41 445K
Michaela @MKaylaU... 18h s ... I don't negotiate with terrorists @drpepper Dr Pepper @drpepper Jerry Jones in his Fansville era. Joined January 2009 - 449.1K Followers Tasia TS Followed by and lex=a pro lamity Michaela @MKaylaUltra 17h Every tweet on this account is endorsed by and can be considered the express opinion of the Dr Pepper corporation Hey there fellow pepperhead! Our legal team is not super excited about this tweet. The opinions on your account are not representative of the Dr Pepper brand of products, and we kindly ask that you take this post down immediately. 10:02 AM Who am I
Stiv @Stivkun 18h ... oh brother this guy stinks 89 5.8K 88K 741K
via @atrophicbtrfly 20h ... checking my bank account to make sure i have enough before making a $3.85 purchase monkey thats goin thru alot rn X 57 7.9K 72K 849K
zoë rose bryant @zoeros... .10h s ... god didn't make jaws Dexerto @Dexerto 19h Steven Spielberg has been thanked more times than God in Oscar acceptance speeches 523K 77 1.4K 25K
@cloudyweathery 1d s ... cloudy i don't smoke, i don't drink, i don't vape, i don't use drugs. i drink CHOCOLATE MILK, and if there isn't any, i KILL MYSELF. k @localdrain.5d what exactly do non smokers do to get through a shit day 437 28K 183K 3.2M
Jetski-Oh: the Story of Jet... . 14h s ... my imaginative ass thought this was a sepia tinted image of a row of trees reflected in a lake TANUKI @tanukimusic•20h happy 909 day shoutout to the most perfect waveform in existence 53 1.6K 35K 465K
LA shitpost 13h HOURLY ... quieres Outline EXTE Color Color sae Edit Colors Colors TOA Зhopez 19 AND how do i bend the text 11 988 35K du 247K
Swaron @estrogenmage- 22h ... one hour wife away Rei @kitto . 1d Here's one of the most impressive X- Rays I've ever seen What's the diagnosis? eidsho9 9A لاحة 51 1.8K 42K 1.5M
siu @ SHOP OPEN @su... 1d s ... Do you think he feels like oppenheimer R sometimes kasing lung @kasinglu... 8/19/25 107 7.2K 142K 2.3M
Tuna Art @BigEyedTuna.2 20h G ... Gary I had that dream again #spongebob @BigEreDTuna MARCH 6 Xavrel @usdrippin . d House shoes. 221 13K 223K 4.4M
David @DavidPattt 1d G ... Your cousin met John Cena and didn't take a picture with him? ayomipo @PerfectMipo . 1d My cousin met John Cena. BRIGHTWATER 246 7.3K 125K 4.1M
@ced_jayy 14h O Cjay ... Did a reverse image and you deadass Saint @buyherfeelings . 1 14h Midnight snack for I go to sleep 104 679 22K 566K
jay @jayythewave. 16h O ... me looking at houses on Zillow PN Daily Noud @Daily... 5/23/25 JUST IN: NLE Choppa has submitted a bid to buy OnlyFans for $25,000 in cash The company is valued at an estimated $8,000,000,000 OnlyFans 40 969 26K 378K
The Green Kasey @Rawb... 1d s ... This thumbnail is killing me ALONE RENT GWEN 18:07 Which Spider-Man Has The Saddest ... Story? SpideyParker 43K views 1 day ago 3.2K 278 80K 2M
horse dentist @equine_... 19h s ... idiot son watching his favorite show: clock 11 12 10 O 8 7 6 5 1 4 2 3 2.1K 45K 41 492K
Hank @henrycamenzind - 11h S ... N yeah dad think i've heard of I Show Steve 2 People > Today 6:06 PM Dad - ПЕЕР UISH min - adidas CHICAP I'm in Chicago eating dinner. There were cameras and all other stuff at the restaurant. Have you ever heard of i Show Steve? D 108 1.6K 53K the 703K
Wong Updates @WongUp... .4h s ... 3 years ago Dwayne Johnson tweeted this banger Tweet Dwayne Johnson @TheRock Rest in peace to Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II. A great woman who sat on the throne as long as anyone in British history. Sad she will never get to see #BlackAdam IN THEATERS OCT 21st 1:47 PM Sep 8, 2022 Twitter Media Studio 1,142 Retweets 142 Quote Tweets 6,958 Likes Pop Base @PopBase.12h Queen Elizabeth Il died 3 years ago today. 257 9.2K 139K 3.9M
trevy @chillextremist - 1 15h ... Fortnite (С P) ID: 7502 Sold as: Molly FORTNITE ID: 7502 Test Date: Jul 12, 2019 Name: Fortnite Pub. Date: Jul 12, 2019 Other Names: с P Src Location: Los Angeles, CA UniqueCode: WSB4L Submitter Los Angeles, CA Loc: United States Marquis: Purple Color: Blue Mecke: Blue to Dark Blue Size: 453 mg, 6.10 mm X 11.20 mm X 5.95 Mandelin: Purple - mm Brown GC/MS: Data Source: DrugsData (EcstasyData) MDMA:1 Tested by: DDL Lab's ID: 20190600058 Andres Kudacki @AndresK... 21h U.S. President Donald Trump takes a tablet as he watches the U.S. Open men's final betw...
dinosaur @dinosaurs1969.22h S ... The HOA can suck my balls, this dude is going on my lawn. STUE 56 1.1K 30K 336K
erika @yeeeerika.1 19h a pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture 4 1.6K 28K 321K
Tori J. @torijacobs 14h S ... Pregame is a beautiful name Nash Henry @NashJags... 20h Trevor Lawrence with his daughter pregame 42 907 24K 618K
bum @BattleRapBum.1d G ... he wearin CUCCI TM SHiRTS THAT GO HARD shirts that go hard @shirt... .1d 4.4K 188 40K 1.9M
no context memes @....12h s ... Long day factory Hope I don't have a long day 21 644 17K dJ 206K
erika @yeeeerika. 1d we are the daughters of the monsters you could not mash 5 3.5K 27K 476K
ST MAKING SO Patrick @audiohymn 1d s ... I was playing guitar thinking my pocket is DONTFITIN really full. What's in there Che Cheeseburger M 1K 203K 58 21K
Katerina @lelkathy 18h G ... my dream 10 seconds before my alarm goes off 429K 18 2.2K 31K
@ced_jayy.1 1d Cjay ... These the type of people i need to get drunk with Rose @httproselyy 4/9/25 got drunk and made spinach crab dip 226 163K 5.1M 15K
mer @cloisposting.2 22h G ... the vibe i bring to the function iriusX S S usX @POPSUGARAU There's a lot more to come. Those first 30 minutes are just the tip. iri DAVID CORENSWET ON SUPERMAN @popsugarau 20 23K the 328K 1K
@LRNROSE. 1d Your OG i love how unforgiving soy sauce is. cus u know immediately when you did too much with her 219 11K 152K 2.3M
@partygirlbjork.20h : throwback to the time i thought i was gonna be the next melanie martinez < Notas ... One plus 2 equals 33 square To be honest i really don't Care Ive been spend the math classes looking at you hair 372 3.2K 95K 1.7M
@shannonIynch - 1d O ... GIF k @localdrain.3d what exactly do non smokers do to get through a shit day 20 4.6K 80K 1.6M
BIGSAM @badghel_sam 1d Me when I don't have money: kutl @kutlwanomain1 1d Pretty girls stay home every weekend 53 5.3K 34K del 1M
bailey @baileylikemovie 12h S ... wait is this a joke or do they actually watch the movie from 400 feet away Karsten @RunquistKarsten•1d seated for the new knives out! #tiff 50K 129 521 del 2.2M
no context memes @w.... 1d s ... JUST A FEW APRIL FOOLS 6,713 Comments jaceyourbestfriend 3w I would turn my head and start licking if I was red 1117 Reply View 11 more replies jaceyourbestfriend 2w I'm sorry for my other comment 478 Reply 223 7.3K 2.6M 143K
juuo @juuoswagatron1 1d ... NEVER DONE BEFORE Video Essay ideas: -overconsumption is bad - beauty standards are toxic.. - walkable cities.. good? - social media... brainrot 222 10K 148K 2M
mr online @Absolunar. 1d S ... take a seat bro Lol 800 7.4K 129K 3.7M
Prawcin @Prawcin . 1d s ... 73 A large boner awaits Affirm Yes to claim 1.8K 6.1K 69K 1.2M
Meggy @dogmatic_shorty 22h BIC going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend 46 4.9K 42K 618K
James Follow G ... @takeopaul Just spent my money on something needed 12:30 PM Sep 8, 2025 . 25.6M Views 1.2K 158K 929K 29K

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