26 Idiotic Movie Quotes for Idiots, by Idiots

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26 Idiotic Movie Quotes for Idiots, by Idiots
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We hope you’re not offended by the title, but we’re 100 percent okay with being referred to as idiots, if that helps. We can be idiots together! It’s always nice to have pals on the same silly plain as yourself, and let’s be honest, if you’re here for these idiotic movie quotes, you must have at least a sprinkle of silliness (or full-blown idiocy) in you! 

Again, apologies if not. Maybe you’re a highly intelligent being here to look down on us dummies. Either way, here are some just-plain-stupid movie quotes for all to enjoy.

Suicide Squad

CRACKED.COM SUICIDE SQUAD Normal's a setting on the dryer. Harley Quinn

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

The less you do, the more you do. - Kunu, Forgetting Sarah Marshall CRACKED.COM

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

Remember, no matter where you go, there you are. - - Buckaroo Banzai, THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI ACROSS THE 8TH DIMENSION CRACKED.COM

Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising

GRACKED.COM Why would make eggs hard? It makes pasta soft. -Teddy Sanders Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising ALB

Excalibur

Looking at the cake is like looking at the future. Until you've tasted it what do you really know? And then, of course, it's too late. - Merlin, Excalibur CRACKED.COM

Groundhog Day

Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today. Phil, Groundhog Day GRAGKED.COM

Mystery Men

Не who questions training only trains himself at asking questions. -The Sphinx, CRACKED.COM Mystery Men

The Office

I'm always thinking one step ahead. Like a carpenter that makes stairs -Andy Bernard FFLIX DUND MIFFI PARCH - - 1st Qu - - - - - - - - .. - - the to THE - Book - - - - - - - - Memo the office CRACKED.COM

Frasier

BUT IF 'LESS IS MORE', THEN JUST THINK HOW MUCH MORE 'MORE' WOULD BE! - Frasier Crane, FRASIER, Season 7 'They're Playing Our Song' GRACKED.COM

X-Men

TELL US NOW. WHAT IS THE DUMBEST LINE IN A MOVIE EVERYONE FORGETS? Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else. Taylor N. It's supposed to make her seem badass, but it's just a really weird thing to say. It's not a callback or anything. CRACKED.COM

Fight Club

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G.I. Joe

GI.JOE .........ON | brought you some news: G.I. Joes are about to be out of the picture. AT And by out of the picture, I mean alive on Earth. Wait...What? CRACKED.COM

Interstellar

GRACKED COM THE WORLD DOESN'T NEED ANY MORE ENGINEERS. We didn't run out of planes and television sets. We ran out of food. What about forming engineers to SOLVE THE FOOD SHORTAGE? Like by inventing new methods of growing crops in bunkers or something? Food scientist is an actual job, you know.

Once Upon A Time in Mexico

Are you a Mexican or a Mexi-can't? ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO CRACKED.COM Apparently, Robert Rodriguez is not Mexi-capable of writing better dialogue.

The Man of Steel

They say it's all downhill after the first kiss. I'm pretty sure that only counts if you're kissing a human. MAN OF STEEL CRACKED.COM Save the world, get the girl, and then make it weird.

Love Story

Love means never having to say you're sorry. LOVE STORY CRACKED.COM Try explaining that concept to my divorce attorney.

Furious 7

The thing about street fights? The street always wins. FURIOUS 7 CRACKED.COM Unless the street is fighting Vin Diesel. In that scenario, the street gets its asphalt kicked.

Cocktail

Everything ends badly. Otherwise, it wouldn't end. COCKTAIL CRACKED.COM That line pretty much sums up most reviews of Cocktail.

The Lord of the Rings

The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm- (It's the last thing he'll expect!) -Peregrine Took The Two Towers CRACKED.COM

Suicide Squad

CRACKED.COM LET'S JUST SAY I PUT HIM IN A HOLE, AND THREW AWAY THE HOLE. - AMANDA WALLER SUICIDE SQUAD

Batman & Robin

In this universe, there is only one absolute: Everything freezes! - Mr. Freeze, Batman & Robin CRACKED.COM

The Last Jedi

CRACKED.COM We are the spark, that will light the fire that'll burn the First Order down. -Poe Dameron The Last Jedi Hey Рое, I didn't understand what you were trying to convey, maybe you should add EVEN MORE steps: We are the dirt that will grow the tree that will produce the tinder that will generate the spark that...

Sherlock

CRACKED.COM People have died. That's what people DO! - Moriarty, Sherlock

Spy Kids 2

CRACKED.COM DO YOU THINK GOD STAYS IN HEAVEN BECAUSE НЕ TOO, LIVES IN FEAR OF WHAT HE'S CREATED ? ROMERO IN SPY KIDS 2: THE ISLAND OF LOST DREAMS.

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