31 Weird Things People Have Witnessed Their Significant Other Doing

‘Eats minced garlic out of the jar with a fork’
31 Weird Things People Have Witnessed Their Significant Other Doing

It’s awfully hard to find a life partner. People are complicated, after all, and the chances that you’re going to find someone who’s perfect in every way, well, that’s a lot of left swipes to get through. Set the bar too high and you’ll find yourself alone, or worse, one of those guys who’s wiring crypto to a fake A.I. girlfriend.

More likely, you’ll end up with someone you love deeply — with the exception of a couple things. Redditors shared some of the weirdest things their beloved significant others do that they’ve decided are worth sticking around through. After all, dating is a whole lot worse than unrolling toilet paper the wrong way.

UnicornVoodooDoll 1y ago Mine will play our fat cat like bagpipes. (Without hurting her) he'll hold her under one arm until she makes her annoyed growl/whine, then pat her belly to make the noise change pitch and rhythm. I honestly don't get it, but whatever makes him happy. Also, the cat is obsessed with him and will let him do this for ages. If she runs away she comes back to him in two minutes to do it again. Weirdo creeps, both.
frozenbudz ® 1y ago This one is innocent but just so odd to me. When you open our fridge, where the handle meets the door. There is a hole in the top of it. And every single time she opens the fridge she puts her finger in the hole, and pulls it out. It makes this popping sound like you can make with the side of your cheek. And then she let's out a quiet little giggle it's adorable.
VelvetSophieCream ОР . 1y ago Every time we watch a horror movie, my partner insists on turning all the lights on and then falls asleep within the first 15 minutes. She swears she's not scared.
Carrot_onesie 1y ago Bf is a biologist and absolutely cannot stop himself from interacting with any animal/insect/bird that his brain has deemed interesting. I've spotted him softly talk to bugs and bees when he thinks no one's looking. Also as long as he has deemed it safe, if we spot a snail (and he's REALLY GOOD at spotting snails it's insane) he WILL pick it up no matter the circumstances. We've spent HOURS in parks/sanctuaries in one single spot if he's spotted a cool lizard or an animal because we must make new animal friends. His parents tell me all
Formal_Coyote_5004 . 1y ago Не does sock shoe sock shoe like a psycho
Sure-Morning-6904 1y ago Не always has to sleep face away from me. Even when hes asleep and i switch sides after ten minutes he turns around again. Apparently i talk a lot in my sleep. And i can actually hold conversations as im told. I dont remember anything when i wake up. Ive once tried to explain that today is thursday so that means tommorow is tuesday.
Life_Remote_4048 . 1y ago Sleeps through LITERALLY ANYTHING
muadib1158 e 1y ago My youngest had trouble learning to eat solids and my wife spent 3-5 meals a day for like 6 months mimicking eating to her. It's now 9 years later and after every first bite of a meal she goes MMMMMMMMMM! It's a charming relic of a stressful time in life.
KourtneylsStressed . . 1y ago Не cannot be barefoot, he will only do that when we are intimate or he is taking a shower or bath
mh985 . 1y ago When she gets a little too drunk it's like someone flips a switch. One moment she is totally fine. The next, she speaks in complete gibberish and says things that make no sense. And that's usually my sign that it's time for us to go home.
 1y ago My wife will give very detailed and specific directions when asking me to pick something up or to bring her something, in a very confident manner. She is almost always incorrect. Like asking me to go get her black scarf before we go out, she'll say something like It's on the third shelf in the bedroom closet, on the left side underneath the rainbow scarf and the red scarf. And there's not only no black scarf, but no scarves at all in the closet.
 . 1y ago Often makes noises to 'narrate' my life lol. Like making squishing noises when I use my beauty blender.
RunawaYEM . 1y ago She mostly closes doors, but only mostly. Not fully ajar, not fully closed. | have never seen this wonderful woman completely close a door in 13+ years. Luckily, it's just inside doors
supakitteh . . 1y ago Не does this loud chicken noise (like a baw- kak!) just randomly and it could be anywhere. It's never been inappropriate, but it's always surprising and | laugh every freaking time.
Jewish_Keebler . 1y ago She sleeps with her eyes open occasionally, and will also sometimes laugh like someone just told her the greatest joke ever told while sleeping. I've accepted my little demon.
 . 1y ago Не gets very concerned about his socks to the point he will count them when he's folding laundry and get irritated when he can't find all of them. Then he accused me of doing something with them. Like I would do anything with his stupid socks.
rocco45 . 1y ago Eats minced garlic out of the jar with a fork. I'm just glad he's not a vampire.
facemesouth 1y ago Definitely night terrors. Me: (kissing him before I leave) bye-see you this afternoon. Him: (terrified expression trying to get away without moving) .... Me: what's wrong? Him: there's a leprechaun behind you. Me: ok, I'll put him outside when I leave...
Putyourmoneyonme80. 1y ago My husband occasionally talks in his sleep and will also laugh like a little girl in his sleep. It absolutely cracks me up and creeps me out at the same time.
 . 1y ago My wife is a neat freak, always cleans up after herself and is putting things away. However I noticed that when she runs out of toilet paper she will just take the new roll and stand it on top of the empty tube instead of replacing it. I asked her why she does that and she said it's the one thing | allow myself to be lazy about. I think it's hilarious.
my-anonymity . 1y ago Не needs the GPS even though he knows the area and the way. If the GPS goes out, he'll oddly panic. He's always hot no matter what. He's a nice furnace but I'm always freezing cold and needing a million layers. He's gone to the doctor and they said he's in perfect health and everything is working efficiently.
Cassiopeia299 . 1y ago Edited 1y ago I don't know how weird this is, but my boyfriend constantly talks to himself. Не also gives voices to our pets- 2 cats and a dog. Each pet has a distinct voice and accent. Some of them have catchphrases. Sometimes when he's getting ready for work in the morning, I'll hear him having conversations with the pets and himself in all the various voices. It's hilarious and adorable. Sometimes I catch myself doing it now, too.
amdabran . 1y ago My wife says no to almost everything I ask her to do. If I ask her to bring me toilet paper because I'm out, she will say no but then proceed to bring it to me. It's her way of practicing being able to say no.
DSPGerm . 1y ago Eats ice. Like all the time she's crunching down a tray of ice. It's weird as fuck and annoying but | love her
Altruistic-Notice707 . 1y ago When he wakes up in the morning, he puts on ALL his clothes, just to walk to the bathroom, take them off and have shower. Why?? I will never understand that lol
brisketball23 . 1y ago Edited 1y ago Не always finds random objects around the house to make into a hat for me. Fresh laundry? Hat Random plushies? Hat Bubble wrap? Hat Then he makes one for himself, we take a funny picture and hang it on our hat photos wall.
smallwren7558 1y ago Не lays on the floor to decompress, which isn't too bizarre. But he lays down in weird spots and occasionally accidentally scares the shit out of me. One time, he was lying on the floor in the front entrance closet, petting the cat, and fell asleep. I just saw his legs on the ground sticking out from the closet. My first thought was that he had fallen, hurt himself, and was unconscious. But he was just snuggling the cat. Another time, I couldn't find him anywhere in the house and started to freak out. But he was
MarmosetRevolution 1y ago Loses one sock. She'll be sitting in a chair watching tv or something, and 20 minutes later one sock is gone. I'd understand if she took both of them off - Heat, Comfort, whatever. But one is just weird.
frogvscrab 1y ago She usually dresses normal but sometimes she goes through phases where she dresses like people from different eras. Like a 70s disco phase outfit or a 80s rock chick outfit or a 1950s dress outfit. It's one thing to do this for a day or something... she will do it for like 3-4 weeks straight, ordering clothes on amazon to make new outfits, wearing the outfits to go grocery shopping or walking the dog etc. And then she rinses and repeats every once in a while. She also will obsessively watch movies from that era when this
pangderx . 1y ago My wife microwaves lettuce. Like when she eats a salad at home, she warms up the lettuce. Imagine if you cut off one of your feet and left it to rot for about a week. That's what hot lettuce smells like.
the_crystal_temps 1y ago When he's alone, he talks to himself in 3rd person, making comments on the things he's doing. Ladies and gentlemen, XXXX has done it again, he's made the best omelet in history.. for the 3rd time this month. He's the man of the year. Look at him getting a glass, and opening the fridge.. oooh is he going for orange juice? yes he is! okay now he needs to do something but what was it? ah righttt the toast. The toast, everybody. Не almost forgot the toast. stuff like that. I'm glad he does it loudly, it's

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